Turn it in to Nadar anyways.

FREE HAM FOR NO ONE.

I guess I can go back to not buying from Omaha Steaks, then. :\

Their feedback on facebook is hilarious. I love "the Great Ham Scam"!

Aren't they one of those companies that sells meat out of their trucks? I guess they just deliver meat.

One time somebody came to the door trying to sell frozen meat and my sister bought some because the guy's shirt said "nobody beats our meat."

SIGH.

Fuck the product, I would have bought the shirt

i'd be tempted to write them a nasty letter all about early termination of business contracts but i really can't be fuct

also i think the world has enough legal threats in it

sometimes i pretend one of my cats is a pokemon and he just says "greybo greybo greybo! grey-bo? greyboooooo!"

yes i have a cat named greybo

he has a different name at the vet's office because greybo.

:lol

I had a cat named Blacky, who was black and my girlfriend didn't want me using her real name at the vets so they wouldn't think we were racist. I told her it wasn't racist, the cat was black. The vet made more of a deal about my dog being named Puppy than the cat being Blacky.

I once had a couple of homeless drifters stay in my house for 3 weeks. I was trying to get with the girl drifter. Anyways, the guy drifter's nickname was Whitey even though he was black. Was pretty funny shit when he'd introduce himself to people. I never got with the girl drifter, although I did see her naked a few times.

my grandmother had a black poodle named spook and one time some neighborhood kid (black kid) asked her what her dog's name was, she paused for a minute and said fido or some generic dog name.

So I was browsing the SA forums (shut it) and I came across this post. Spoilered for table-breaking.

lol but srsly he's dumb

That's the most coherent thing he has ever posted anywhere

He's actually homeless :lol


That's actually terrible. Why does he act like such a toss? I'd send him money if he didn't.

I had a goldfish named Henry cos he was glutton

There seems to be something wrong with the birthday bar at the bottom of the forum. What could it be? I guess we'd all better just take a look then huh.

Keep fishing, I'm not gonna be the first person to say it.

hadas does your avatar hamburger have fingers in it?

maybe, might just be a bit of grease though. Or some refried beans. or a slice of folded ham.

oh well happy birthday anyway enjoy your cheesefinger

Happt birhjday king midas

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