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I was watching the Comedians of Comedy and they all agreed on Atlantic City being the most sad and depressing place on Earth.
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Oh, it is. As I left I vowed to never, ever, ever go back.
What do you think of the Atlantic City Hookers? Or are you at work and unable to watch? |
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All you can muster is fat jokes, huh? You know you can wait and come up with something better before you post, there's no time constraint.
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fucking mall-hippies, why did you have to screw up columbus this weekend
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Cant smoke a cig because it unprofessional. :lol
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Damn you Kitsa, I'm now sitting watching the other parts.
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In one of the parts (and this is only from what I remember because I watched the whole thing through a long time ago), a hooker takes a guy into an abandoned building/crackhouse. I could see that very crackhouse from my hotel window when I was staying there. It was a weird, unpleasant sort of deja-vu.
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You should have dropped in to say hi.
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p.s. I'm calling you dead weight, a waste (hence the aborted part of a failed glutton). Poor kid can't take a hint :( |
I never knew you had such a deep seated hatred for Louie Anderson or people who wear multiple t-shirts. :O
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:notfunny
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This is just sad.
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Is this how you get people to stop writing mean things about you, you make them feel bad for you?
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The future is now! |
:( I tried clicking a bunch of times before I got it.
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I've heard of people who lose stuff on their desk and start moving around shit on their desktops to look for it.
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That can't be real. THAT CAN'T BE REAL.
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:lol lazy plagiarism?
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My tics are acting up again. :(
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When I worked at blockbuster I had to write down a phone number for a customer. I copied the number with my mouse on the computer screen, then clicked paste and was looking at a sheet of paper wondering why the number did paste to it. Was a bit sleep deprived at the time but when I realized what I was trying to do I was just like "oh wow."
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God damn cinemageddon blocked my IP address >:
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What did you do? :(
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Probably because my username there was random letters and numbers thinking I was a spam bot. I was a VIP though and active for 4 years so most likely I must of pissed of an admin somehow. Guess I have to spam F5 until a new slot opens.
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¡ɥɐǝʎ ʞɔnɟ 'ǝɔıʌ ıɯɐıɯ
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I've had a very long weekend and can't go into specifics but I am considering whiskey and possibly therapy.
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Enough whiskey and the therapy becomes moot. ;)
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Back in the mid '80's I attended a conference in AC. A whole bunch of us students crashed on the floor in a room at the Claridge, getting up whenever someone staggered in from having one too many. The stuff about oxygen tanks and rewards cards on the gaming floor brought back all the unpleasant memories. The place being a rat-infested shithole was true for at least the previous 40 years - way before casino gambling was legalized. Other than that, have a great time! :x |
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I don't really have to say it, but everything about these machines is designed to take your money and not give it back. Yet people still play them every single day of their lives until they are put in jail for unpaid taxes/bills. Insane. |
I hate casinos. It was interesting to see, I guess, but it was depressing/frightening.
At least at arcades you get a bit of fun for the money, and can win nominal prizes every now and then. |
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I am formally requesting emoticons of smaller version of 10k's nightmare.
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:lol times about 10,000
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I like the last one best.
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You will summon the beast with those.
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I want an airhorn emoticon.
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Those photos made me go back and reread the "Defenestrate" thread.
Memories .... Like the corners of my mind Misty water-colored memories Of the way we were |
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SON OF A BITCH
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AIRHORN EMOTICON
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the defenestrate the ex thread is just perfect now that 10kbghost's posts have airhorns at thebottom of them |
I don't even know what the airhorn thing means and I'm too proud to google it
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:lol
its one of 10kghosts infamous sex moves |
I'm at work so I won't be able to explain the airhorn till I get home. Someone else is more than welcome to give Kitsa the rundown. I may have only told a few people about it.
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The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. :lol At least thats how I remember the story going.
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THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A PICTURE OF THE FACE HE ACTUALLY MAKES WHEN HE DOES THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.
THOSE FAGGOTS. >: |
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NO ONE DESERVED IT MORE.
NOW BILL NEEDS A VUVUZELA TO BLOW. |
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That is pure hawtness.
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I just made like 100 oreo balls for one office party and have to make another 300 or so for a party this weekend.
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I'm assuming you don't get paid for this either.
You need to stop agreeing to be a slave, Kitsa. |
I got volunteered, and I'm trying to cheer myself up about it by regarding it as a compliment to my candy-making skillz.
it gets me through the day. |
Claim expenses on tax, ask work for ingredients money.
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I'm chewing on a SATA cable, guys. I've got a terrible habit.
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You need to ween yourself onto LAN cables or something. You can do it.
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someone teach me how the fuck the Substitution Method works
Don't laugh, either, I'm a medically certified mathematical retard and finding it humorous makes you an insensitive bastard |
use your math skills to solve as far as you can for x or y and your answer will be something like x=2y+7 then you put that into the other equation which has a Y part so it ends up looking like 7(2y+7) +3y or some shit and then you can solve for y.
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Man when the fuck am I ever gonna use this, ever
College is definitely a step-up from high school but god damn does math still suck a massive cock |
Seriously...you'll never fucking use college or even high school math except to tell someone you have an associate degree of something or some such. I'm a math/science major but with no diploma and since I don't have a piece of paper saying such I don't get shit.
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I only need a semester of College Algebra.
I failed it the first time. :( |
Quit complaining you pussies
HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION: Jobs that use math will make you a lot of money. If you suck at math you'll end up like Tadao with a vasectomy and a fused spine. THE CHOICE IS YOURS |
I'm good at math and science, but I'm absolutely terrible at history, geography, social sciences, economics, english, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communcations, art, and having muscles >:
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YOU MSIED THE PAGE VRAK >madrolleyes
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Btw GW the Substitution method is when you get some nerd to take your tests for you in exchange for Miller Lite, you'll never get throuhg college if you don't learn the tricks >:
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We need to find someone good at having muscles. Then we can be the I-Mock dream team :(
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You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had. We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU. It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half. |
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I want to take online courses for things, but not if they are wacky.
Also, I got in the newspaper again for the 'street talk' segment, but I'm not posting a picture this time because I look like an utter, utter wanker. Plus my comment was raped to pieces and turned into what an idiot would say when asked if brothels should be legalised, rather than what an intelligent person would say. So there you go. |
I was hoping to see what an utter, utter wanker would look like.
I hate talking to reporters for that very reason...they can take something completely out of context, piece something together, make it whatever they need it to be to prove whatever point they want to make, and they don't care if you look like a moron in the bargain. |
you should take her article and write an article about what journalists with no journalistic integrity or objectivity would do.
i think one time i used the substitution method maybe when i was calculating a conversion for a reciple :( |
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I've had a Krispy Kreme doughnut only once. :( and Cheerwine looks like it would taste good, too.
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:lol I've got to see the picture now.
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Arent you in Texas right now? Go to Shipleys mofo. :yum Zhukov. If you dont want to show us the pic can you at least post what you said and what they printed? |
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GW. Three or five years from now when your cooking your own bathtub crack you will use all these pointless math skills.
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:lol ^
I was asked if brothels should be legal in Tasmania, I replied that it's a difficult question that can't be answered easily and certainly needs a lot of investigation and research done before it is legalised, but it's not going to go away just because it's illegal, so I think it's better to have it regulated and under some sort of control than underground and unsafe to all involved. [IMG][/IMG] I got a lot of morons at work asking me if I'd had bad experiences with brothels in the past etc etc. |
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^^^ ... and you learned your lesson, right?
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Hell no. Math can soduko my balls
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