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Tadao Dec 17th, 2009 06:23 PM

The "What if" girl
I heard someone say "He was my what if guy" and realized I am now in a strong relationship with my what if girl. :lol

Anyone else ever get their what if? So far, so good for me. I bet it would have ended in disaster if we got together in our 16-20s.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 18th, 2009 12:21 AM


Sam Dec 18th, 2009 01:51 AM

I don't understand.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 01:52 AM

Because you are still 16-20 years old.

Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2009 01:54 AM

I was gonna say, I'm not old enough.

executioneer Dec 18th, 2009 03:41 AM

if my understanding of your vague gibberish is correct: ALL GIRLS ARE "WHAT IF" GIRLS FOR ME, ASSHOLE

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 04:22 AM


executioneer Dec 18th, 2009 04:29 AM

oh it is not stop it

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 04:33 AM

It's so good that if I blow it I will totally be damaged for life.


The Leader Dec 18th, 2009 03:25 PM

So wait, is it someone you would like to fuck, or someone like a celebrity who you would like to fuck or what?

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 03:35 PM

The problem with talking to you kids on this is that you don't have what ifs. :(

The Leader Dec 18th, 2009 03:39 PM

Oh, is it someone who, if you could still get it up, you would fuck?

Is that what it is, old man?

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 03:43 PM

Close, oh so close.

The Leader Dec 18th, 2009 03:45 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2009 03:49 PM

Is this about regrets and opportunity costs that make you wonder down the road? If so, bleh.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 03:51 PM

I guess it is! Well put. I guess it wouldn't matter if you only walk to the mailbox and back though.

Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2009 04:02 PM

I only ask because I'm a nothingmaster.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 04:05 PM

That was aimed at Leader cause he's ugly and will never know love.


Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2009 04:07 PM


I know love. It evades me, and I am dumb for it. There's nothing more than that.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 04:10 PM



Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2009 04:11 PM

That's better, you fruit.

Sam Dec 18th, 2009 04:18 PM

I still don't get it.

The Leader Dec 18th, 2009 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 663747)
That was aimed at Leader cause he's ugly and will never know love.


One can never know something that doesn't exist anyway. :(

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 04:51 PM


executioneer Dec 18th, 2009 06:07 PM

sam i think it's about people that you wonder what things would be like if you had "got with" them

or maybe had "gone the distance" i.e. ltr or wedding or w/e


stevetothepast Dec 18th, 2009 06:27 PM

well tadao we are all very happy for you and your new lady friend. Might I say it is almost sickening how happy you are. :\

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 06:38 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 18th, 2009 06:39 PM


Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 06:41 PM

We are to busy to take pictures. There is that one in the pic thread though.

stevetothepast Dec 18th, 2009 06:43 PM

made it easy for ya bill

The Leader Dec 18th, 2009 06:45 PM


Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 06:49 PM

Bill can't even view it :lol

Sam Dec 18th, 2009 08:04 PM


kahljorn Dec 19th, 2009 02:16 AM

I think what tadao means is "What if" girls as in girls you wanted to get with when you were younger (LIKE YOUR HIGHSCHOOL LOVE) but they were too good for you at the time/cunts, but later in life they realize all of their decisions were wrong and they are stupid and desperate and you suddenly look better than everyone else so you end up getting her :O.

Pentegarn Dec 19th, 2009 02:24 AM

Hehe, I don't give those girls a second chance. Fuck em. (figuratively of course)

Tadao Dec 19th, 2009 03:03 AM

My girl was never like that, I was just to shy cause I liked her too much. :(

Pentegarn Dec 19th, 2009 03:06 AM

I've been there too, but with the current GF I don't dwell on those women now either.

A bird in the hand and all that :P

Tadao Dec 19th, 2009 03:08 AM

Yeah, I realized yesterday that all of you have girls that might read the forums. WHo's gonna talk about their dream girl that isn't their spouse. :lol

Pentegarn Dec 19th, 2009 03:21 AM

Hehe. I can tell a story or two for you at least.

My first official love was in my junior yeah in high school. And for a short time, things went well, but as I found out, popularity was more of a concern than compatibility and she dumped me for another guy. (yes surprise surprise I was an against the grain guy then too. I blame my dad dying when I was 16, things like popularity and that high school bullshit meant less to me after that than family and holding down a job)

My Senior year I fell hard for a girl on the cross country team (I was a runner once upon a -100 lbs ago). I was the one that walked away from her though this time because she had real mood swings, like when she got her hair done and I told her it looked nice and she got pissed off at me because she thought it was bad. Things might have been different indeed had she been more stable, but she was not. It took me years to really get over her despite me ending it, but I did eventually.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2009 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 663778)

made it easy for ya bill


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 663780)
Bill can't even view it :lol

:( I'm assuming its the blond but I can't see it till I get home.

Shrubfest Dec 22nd, 2009 11:43 AM


All my heartless role models are getting soft. Damn you and your contented suburbanite grinning.

Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2009 11:58 AM

I was never a heartless role model, baby. ;)

Dimnos Dec 22nd, 2009 01:23 PM

I thought it was...

"What if we make it to 40 and neither of us are married?"

"Then we hook up and bone like their is no tomorrow."

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2009 01:36 PM

Ah Shrub baby, I'm only heartless for you.

Sam Dec 22nd, 2009 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 664604)
All my heartless role models are getting soft.


Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2009 05:09 PM

Sam rolls hard.

In regards to the topic, there is no girl I could wonder "what if" about, yet. I didn't have many girl friends in mah childhood. I do now, though. Who knows. I think a lot about this stuff.

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2009 10:14 PM

I never had a what if, but I used to know some guy who sent me poetry in junior high and later when I met up with him again (platonic) he was busy leaving his wife for some way-younger girl he was head over heels in love with. I think he's married to that girl now. I thought he was being a dick regarding the wife, on whom he was cheating for quite some time, so it was one of those "oh well, have a nice life" things. Closest I ever got to a what-if situation, but basically I figured him to be a bastard and he didn't disappoint.

But I've been in and out of a disastrous marriage since so what the hell do I know.

Pentegarn Dec 22nd, 2009 11:52 PM

That's less a 'what if' moment and more a 'thank God it wasn't me' moment Kitsa :P

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2009 07:53 PM

I guess you have a point there.

When I think about it, I'm really with my "what if" person right now, as he and I were friends for damn near 10 years before we got together.

Terra Dec 25th, 2009 01:50 PM

I have no "what if's"

I just have WTF's :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 25th, 2009 02:01 PM


Tadao Oct 12th, 2010 05:21 PM

Esuohlim Oct 12th, 2010 06:04 PM


Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2010 06:56 PM

I love unhappy endings.

executioneer Oct 12th, 2010 09:13 PM

so it's the "WHAT IF WE GET MARRIED" girl, then? is that what this fucking thread was about?

kahljorn Oct 13th, 2010 06:09 AM


Tadao Oct 13th, 2010 01:13 PM

you're all just pissy cause you can't have me

executioneer Oct 13th, 2010 01:32 PM

i'm all pissy because i can't kill myself, dude

Tadao Oct 13th, 2010 02:08 PM

Have you tried meth? If you don't die, you'll at least feel awesome about everything and drop a few pounds.

The Leader Oct 13th, 2010 04:09 PM

I'm happy that you got such a beautiful ring, Tadao. It looks wonderful on your tiny, women like fingers.

Esuohlim Oct 13th, 2010 04:18 PM

Whatever's under the thumb nail is grossing me out

Tadao Oct 13th, 2010 04:32 PM

I was waiting for that. You fags are way to slow.

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2010 04:42 PM

Does she know how to work the prostate?

Tadao Oct 13th, 2010 05:10 PM

That's a big thumbs up.

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2010 05:25 PM

You have my blessing.

Esuohlim Oct 13th, 2010 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 700748)
That's a big thumbs up.

Now the thumbnail is really grossing me out >:

executioneer Oct 13th, 2010 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 700730)
Have you tried meth? If you don't die, you'll at least feel awesome about everything and drop a few pounds.

what am i, chris farley

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 06:51 PM

Funny thing happened on the way to old age. After tracking down the girl you've loved since 7th grade, getting to 40 years old, marrying her, and living under her rules because she makes more money, things go sour because you don't like rules and fuck that shit.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 07:00 PM

pardon my late entry into this fray, but are you saying that the "What if girl" is history?

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 07:19 PM

Yep, and I don't think I'll ever get into a serious relationship ever again. 2 marriages gone and I'm too much of a independent lay about to make one work.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 08:38 PM

Never say never

Sacks Mar 27th, 2014 09:07 PM

Say fuck no to rules.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 09:45 PM

Yeah, there were some weird ones. She basically became controlling without giving anything back. So I know one thing, if I don't like it, I leave, no matter how much you mean to me, I'm not hanging on the cross.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 09:53 PM

Getting out isn't easy, but after you pull the trigger , you wonder " why the hell did I wait so long?" I did, anyway.

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 09:58 PM

That's never been a problem for me, it's what happens after I pull the trigger. I'm pretty sure it's all me and I'm very difficult and stubborn. So it's whores for me from now on.

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2014 09:20 AM


Tadao Mar 28th, 2014 11:46 AM

No, I had to move. She gets Kyle now. :(

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2014 04:57 PM

:( :( :(

Tadao Oct 26th, 2018 04:42 PM

It's been 4 years since my last failed relationship? Not bad, not bad.

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