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D:
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My wife just sent me a txt message
"Will you massage my boobs when you get home. They hurt." :lol |
:lol
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she must have magical boobs.
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As in they do tricks?
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as in the average woman with sore boobs would not want anyone rubbing them. It's like jabbing a bruise.
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Either way I dont care. Its not every day you receive a formal invitation to play with boobs.
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:posh
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:boob:boob
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:boob:posh:boob
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:boob:yum:boob
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:lol
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I went miniature golfing and one of the obstacles is a pony all on it's hind legs with it's package out.
someone broke the cock off it |
The Catholic church. :tear
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Someone was like "how dare this horse have a cock where my children conduct miniature business" *SNAP*
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"How dare that pony penis be bigger than mine, the girl I took here commented on how small and cute the pony cock is >: "
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I ate too much and now I feel all gross :(
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I got the new Dinosaur Jr. album with bonus cd last night. I'm afraid to listen to it because I don't want to hate it.
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Hey Sam, I have another Ween for you.
ween - all request live |
Fine fag, eat shit and die then.
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The Frankie Valley Story, Day 3:
i fucking hate the french hip-hop version of "oh what a night" much more than i hate the original version |
How dare you hat the french "anything"
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Late December back in 63? I love that song. can anyone really ruin it?
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yes they can
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HOW TERRIBLE OF THEM
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