Things we know about Naldo
1.) Unrepentant Homosexuals will go to hell for all eternity when they die.
2.) If it saves one innocent life, torture is ok. 3.) He intends to 'shove my grubby words down my throat' 4.) Knows Proto is not a real Christian 5.) Shares the moral philosiphy of Jack Chick. |
6.) If he ever met "Those" people, he'd probably end up "slamming their head in a car door until theirs nothing left but a bloody stump."
EDIT: I'm sorry, #7 wasn't true. I got caught in a lie. :( You should count on a "Things we know about Maxi" thread now, Max. :) |
Oh, I am! I hope it will be as carefully factual as mine. And on that note, I have to disqualify your #7. While that seems a logical inference from things he has said, perhaps even a logically necessary conclusion, he never said exactly that, so you're a liar. Sorry, Kev.
I was spurred to this endeavor by Ronnies getting all bent out of shape that I catually concluded stuff based on things he'd said and I'm trying just to go with the Horses Mouth here. I can however, add a 7 of my own; 7.) If Proto died suddenly right now he would go to hell for all eternity. |
I remember a while back he called everyone in Rwanda a bunch of savages, or something.
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That's all fine and dandy, but - is he black or white? I mean, posterchild said he was black, but that could've been interpreted as sarcasm.
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Why would it matter?
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Because if would FREAK! ME! OUT! :eek
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He's not really black. It was just shoe polish.
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No, it wasn't sarcasm, he really is black.
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Is he skinny or fat? He seems like a skinny black guy to me. You know, whereas thekapn was a really fat black guy. That kind of thing.
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I DEMAND a pic. >:
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Judge him not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.
He's a jackass. |
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Chimp, he is super-skinny, with nappy hair. But he wears all Abercrombie and Fitch, preppy shit. Picture Carlton Banks with a Bible and a glass of dark imported beer. |
Carlton Banks. I KNEW it.
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Anybdoy remember the Brothers Brothers from In Living Color?
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Quote:
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It had to be either Carlton Banks or Alex Keaton.
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Actually, I think this is a more accurate depiction of Ronnie:
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Modular.. Ok maybe Carlton Banks is a stretch. He is skinner than him, and I can't recall ever seeing him in a tux. Skin tone is about right, but otherwise they look nothing alike.
The Carlton Banks thing was just an example. I don't tink I ever saw him sporting Bananna Republic and A & F on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire" Look past the image, what I meant was he is a White kid trapped in the dark. It has to be one of the oddest things I have ever seen. But strangely appropriate. |
wrong animal jamesman :/
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Oh come on now. They're human beings, even if their skin color is a little darker than ours.
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As I think I've mentioned before, an old friend once described me as the "Whitest Jew since the Apostle Paul".
I think Ronnie is the Whitest Black Guy since Jesus. |
Poster: I was just trying to get a general idea.
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It doesn't matter what he looks like. He's an asshole regardless of his appearance.
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Yeah, but this way he's a delightfully ironic asshole.
OH! OH! I'm a reverse Racist! Well, actually, no, I'm not. As I meber of an often opressed minority, I'm always appaulled when I see Jews who lack compassion and embrace brutality. I always feel as if we, of all people, should know better. That's how I feel about Judge Thomas. I mean Naldo. |
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