*USES STATIKS'S RECENTLY RECIEVED SOUL TO MAEK LIEK THE BEST REFLEKTER SHIELD OF ENGERGIES EVAR*

*TRIES TO RELFECT TEH BLASTS*

*GRINADS HIS TEETH AND SAYS SOMETHING WITTY AND SPIRIALS*

INTERNET EXPLORER IS BACK UP! YEAH! *FINDS HEAD* NOW DIE SAM! *KICKS HIM IN CHEST WITH FOOT!*

*IS KICKED IN THE CHEST WITH A FOOT*

OW THAT REEELY HURTZ GYYS. >:

*MOVES AND PRAYZ TO JEESUS THAT CHOJIN'S MIGHTY BLAST OF FINAL ATAKKING KILLZ HICKMAN*

*SAM'S WISH HAS COME TRUE! IS THIS THE END OF HICKMAN? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!*

*strikes a pose and says something trite*

*collapses to the ground*

***THE SPIRAL HITS SAM'S REFLECTOR SHIELD AND KNOCKS HIM THROUGH THE WALL OF HIS SPACESHIP BUT MOST OF THE ENERGY HAS BOUNCED BACK AND COLLIDES RIGHT WITH HICKMAN!!! HICKMAN'S HAIR IS SINGED OFF AND HIS BELT IS INCINERATED, DROPPING HIS PANTS TO REVEAL A LACE TEDDY, WHICH IS SUMMARILY CONSUMED BY THE FLAMES. IN A DYING BREATH, HE LAMENTS HIS CHOICE IN LINGERIE AS THE PYRE OF HIS BROKEN BODY MELTS INTO THE LANDSCAPE***

ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO! *CRACKS KNUCKLES BUT STLL CAN'T STAND*

So am I dead? :lol

***STATIK STEALS THE BODY OF HICKMAN

BRUSHES OFF HICKMAN'S BODY BEFORE REGAINING THE ENERGY***

***STEPS INTO TAHE SPACE SHIP

THANK GOD THIS THING STILL HAS ITS GUNS! >:

BEGINS TO BLAST ROCKETS AT CHOJIN!**

***PUNCHES THE CRAP OUT OF HTE ROCKETS AS THEY ARTE FIRED AND EXPLOSIONS SURROUND HIM BUT HE DOESN;T NOTICE SAM WHO HAS BEEN POWERING UP THIS WHOLE TIME BEHIND THAT MOUNTAIN***

*FLIES OUT FROM BEHIDN THE MOUTAIN AND TAPS CHOJIN ON THE SHOULDER*

MISS ME BUTTERCUP? WHAHAHAHHA

*SUCKER PUNCHES HIM INTO LIQUID*

*SMIRKS AND GLOWS AND GROWLS SMOEMORE*

**RUNS TO THE BACK OF THE SHIP TO GET MOER ROCKETS... BUT NOTICES THAT SAM'S BODY IS LAYING ON THEM

AND AS AN ANCEITN RULE OF TEH SAMURAIS WE CANT TUCH THE DEAD BODIE :eek

GLARES AT CHOJIN***

PUT YER POWERS DOWN AND LETS FIGHT LIEKS MEN >:

*SEES THE PASSED OUT SAM ON THE ROCKETS*

OMG LIEK THAT"S MY OTHER HALF!!!

*GOES TO ABSORBZ HIM AND GETS LIEK EVEN MORE PWOERFULLER*

WHAT THA??? AAAAAAH! *FLIES THROUGH THE LENGTH OF THE SPACESHIP, COLLIDING WITH BOTH LIQUID AND A TOILET AT THE REAR OF THE VESSEL, SENDING THE FORMER CAREENING THROUGH A WINDOW AND INTO THE MOUTH OF AN OPEN VOLCANO WHILE CHOJIN LANDS SQUARE ON THE JOHN AS HE FLIES INTO THE AIRLOCK, WHICH HAS AN ELECTRICAL FALURE AND CLOSES AFTER HIM*

GRRR I'LL BE SAFE IN THIS 3' STEEL-WALLED AIRLOCK BUT HOW LONG WILL MY BREATHING SUPPLY LAST??? I CAN'T GET THE STRENGTH TO BLOW MY WAY OUT OF HERE SINCE THE AIR IS SO THIN!!

*knocks on the door*

PIZZA MAN HERE!!!

*WAITS*

GRRRRR WHY DOES HE TAUNT ME HE KNOWS I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR >: >: >: WHEN I GET HERE I OUGHTA---OUGHTA---- **PASSES OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN**

OH NO! I THINK HE PASSED OUT FROM THE LACK OF OXYGEN IN THE AIRLOCK! MY CLEVER PLOY WAS FOR NAUGHT!

Oh well,

*goes and watches girls do aerobics*

*GETS A BLODDY NOSE* LOL OMG

EDIT- *CHOJIN'S GAY. HICKMAN DECIDED TO LEAVE CHOJIN :<*

I'M HERE GHOJIN! OMG WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO CHOJIN! PREPARE TO DIE! *absorbs sam* *throws up and blows up from severe nausea* *regenerates* BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA! *blows sam into atoms* *summons Shenron, the eternal dragon* SHENRON! MY TWO WISHES ARE ETERNAL LIFE FOR ME AND CHOJIN AND TO HAVE CHOJIN RETURNED TO LIFE! *wishes are granted* *Chojin gets up and goes into battle stance* PREPARE TO SEE ME GO ULTRA PERFECT X20 KAIOKEN X50000!!!!! WAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA! I FEEL THE POWER! SAY GOODBYE, MOTHERFUCKERS! FINAL FLASH! *levels Iraq, Afghanistan and 12 major cities and of course the enemies* VICTORY IS OURS! CHOJIN! LET'S GO DESTROY THE WORLD!

Holy fuck. Just... wow. Holy fuck.

HAHAHAHA! FORGET SOMEBODY? TIME TO EAT MY BIG GOOEY BLAST OF DEAD! *THROWS UP HIS PEPPERONI SAMMICH :( AND SPITS IT ON UPC*

Shit! Catch this ball, motherfucker! BIG BANG ATTACK!

*SUMMONS THE SPIRITS OF GOOD THINGS* NOW I'LL BE GOOD AND BE REALLY COOL BY KILLNG YYOU WITH A BALL OF GOOD! *THROWS LIEK TEH MOST FANTABELIOUS BALL OF STUFF YOU CAN THNK OF AND MAYBE HURTS A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE AND MAYBE HURT CELL AND CHOJIN!*

Ultra Perfect Cell, you're so strong :love

Shit! *grabs Spirit Ball and shoves it up Hickman's asscrack then rapes him with a live octopie* HA HA! Have that, shithead! By the, Chojin, your not to bad yourself! :) Hickman is still alive. Show him what you've got. Tear out his heart!

YOU BROKE THE RULZ :< *KICKS CELL IN THE TUMMY WITH FOOT*