HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills pee wee and everyone else* OK Chojin. What do you wanna do, babe?

Oh UPC. What is it that you see in Chojin? I want you soooo bad.

Oh, look! I miraculously came back to life thanks to the miracle of nonsensical japanese anime plots and shit like that.


JABA WOOK KIYAHSE MOSHI MISHO RYAROKUAKUO SHIKIANUKIANR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*world explodes* *Cell and Chojin escape alive* Whew, close one. Chojin, let's take over the universe.

NOT SO FAST! I HAVE A TIME MACHINE!

*TRAVELS BACK IN TIME IN HIS SUPER DUPER JAPANESE HENTAI ANIME TIME MACHINE WITH POKEMON AND IT HAS WEIRD JAPANESE WRITING AND SHIT ALL OVER IT*

Shit! Chojin! He'll go back in time and escape! If you kill him, I'll make out with you!

LOL ENOUGH :(

*Teleports in front of Pee-Wee tearing out all of his major organs, killing him* CHOJIN! I can't beat ALL of these fuckers alone! HELP ME KILL THEM!

*DIES*

*TRAVELS BACK IN TIME BEFORE I DIE*

*DOES NOT DIE*

Anatago no Kichigai!

***USES LOVE-HEART-SHINE RAY TO PROPEL PEE WEE BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL, SEALING HIM IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION***

*HOPS INTO UPC'S ARMS AND GIGGELS*

*REALIZES THAT THE UNTOUCHABLE LOVE OF UPC AND CHOJIN IS TOO GREAT AND RUNS :(*

*Walks in....notices he is on the wrong thread and leaves*

*MEETS HOT CHICKS IN THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION*

*GETS LAID 1,000,000,000 TIMES*

OHHHHH, YEEEAH!!!!!

*Writes yet another annoying action post using asterisks*

*catches Chojin in arms, hugs, gives a smooch* So, wanna come to my place? I'm a good cook.

Do you have hot wings? We can watch the super bowl together and hump during the halftime show.

Awe, the all american love story; guy meets guy, guy fights to the death with guy, guy falls for guy, guy dry humps while watching football with a chicken wing in his mouth. :love

OK, but no humping. I'll cook whatever you want. How about some deep fried Hickman? Or Pee-Wee on rye? Perhaps liquidstatik stew?

Be sure to pluck the pubes. :o

Yeah, but save them in a plastic bag. I hear that pubes go GREAT with chili.

*kills you*

*congratulates Chojin for killing some one in style*

***CALLS UPON JESUS

CHOJIN AND UPC DIE***

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Jim Duncan, NBC12 Richmond's number one weather man pops into the scene. He looks around, then looks at the sky, and back to his Doppler radar.
"Today, I'm calling for large amounts of stupid, with a chance of gay."

Pulls out his NBC12 Richmond umbrella, and uses the pointy end to stab UPC through the eye, pulling his eye out and then eating it.