**DARGON PUNCHES YOU TO HELL&&
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**ACTION** >:
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*SOMEHOW BECOMES ALL THE GODS EVER IN THE UNIVERSE*
*SNAPS FINGERS* *EVERYONE IS TRIPPING OUT ON ACID* |
*summons Shenron, the dragon* SHENRON! My two wishes are the destruction of liquidstatik. *wish is granted. liquidstatik screams in pain and dies* Chojin, do you have a wish?
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W/E
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*GOD MODE*
*SNAPS FINGERS* *UPC GETS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING* *SNAPS FINGERS* *UPC AND CHOJIN SMELL LIKE CAT PISS* |
i wish for a never-ending bag of cinnamon toast crunch
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YOU WANT A NEVER ENDING BAG OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH, EH?
*SNAPS FINGERS* *TURNS CHOJIN INTO A NEVER ENDING BAG OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH* |
YER NOT THE SHENRON DRAGON GUY >:
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I KNOW. IM ALL THE GODS EVER IN THE EXISTENCE OF THE UNIVERSE. WAIT A SECOND. DOESNT THAT MAKE ME THE SHENRON DRAGON THING (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS)?
*SNAPS FINGERS* *EVERYONE IS TELEPORTED TO A DISCO HALL WITH A DISCO BALL AND STROBE LIGHTS AND SHIT LIKE THAT* LETS GET FUNKY |
*SPEAR*
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:spear should be a gif.
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***CALLS UPON TEH PWRS OF GOKU
STATIK AND GOKU PWR UP FOR THE NEXT TURN*** |
**Magically turns into a sports announcer, and looks at the action at the disco hall. He sees Statik and Goku, powering up, and decides to make a witty comment.**
Wow, it seems Statik is filled with electrical energy. **At this comment, cheesy laughter fills the disco hall, echoing around it.** |
DOESNT HEAR ANY LAUGHTER***
***CONTINUES TO POWER UP |
*SNAPS FINGERS*
*EVERYONE IS DRESSED LIKE HIPPIES* RETRO IS GROOVY |
IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS THREAD, I WOULDN'T.
'CAUSE I'M NOT GAY. >: |
*SNAPS FINGERS*
*EVERYONE TURNS GAY* |
This thread used to be really funny. But now it just sucks :<
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*SNAPS FINGERS*
*THREAD IS GOOD AGAIN* |
Now this thread is just for pee wee to get as many posts as possible with as little people reading it as possible :(
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Looks like you need more practice with your magic snappy thingie.
Oh, wait, I can't give any advice. Chojin killed me. Damn. *falls over dead...again* |
Top or bottom, cell?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP POW POW POW POW POW
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*SETS U ON FIRE AND KICKS U DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS*
*DOUSES U IN GREEK FIRE* *SETS FLAME 2 UR FACE* |
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