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Can we ban DWP for a week so he wont gay things up. |
Seriously. It's like watching a retard try to play baseball.
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Mental retardation is no laughing matter
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Someone tell me something good. I need it right now.
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You look pretty in that dress?
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I gave my Tick action figure to the Army :lol
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My parents networked all of us to one printer, which was in a hallway closet, so that no one could print anything "secret" and they could see what we were printing at all times. They did a great many crazy things like that for a long time.
I never did find out what horrible, evil thing I was supposed to have been secretly printing. |
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I read a short story once in college about a girl who was a necrophiliac. She started out by rubbing dead woodland creatures on her naked body to absorb their energy, then she got a job in a morgue and had her way with corpses at night. Eventually she gets a depressive emo boyfriend who becomes convinced that she'll only truly love him if he offs himself.
If nothing else, it convinced me that Canadian short stories kick American short stories' collective ass. (It was in a Canadian Lit class). |
Hey Willie, how's the new cheese knife working out for you?
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Here's something else...do you know they have online hooker reviews? (probably nsfw)
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Not that surprising. You don't buy a toaster these days without first checking an on-line review and that rarely houses anything as valuable as your dick. Rarely.
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Super!
One day I hope to buy a cheese knife. :( |
I find that the wire guillotine-cutters are easier to use.
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Hwey guys I am veery drunk, tell kitsa I love her, k?
:D Everyone else can take a shit and die as they don't challenge me. |
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You're incomprehensible regardless of blood alcohol level, Pub.
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HELLO!
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HI!
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'LO
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Drinking doesn't cure my hate.
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I was having fun looking up some hockey stuff and then I ran into something that was totally fucked.
Who the hell had the time to sit down and write a "7 Minutes in Heaven" fanfic about Columbus Blue Jackets Players? :/ |
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