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Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686639)
ELX, I'll feed you pudding. ;) :eek :yum

Hot, salty pudding. :orgasm :yum :x

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 10:58 PM

Shit.

The Leader May 19th, 2010 11:00 PM

Everyone makes mistakes.

The Leader May 19th, 2010 11:00 PM

Except for Tadao because he always knows what to do. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 11:05 PM

T has an edit button. I do not.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 686656)
Except for Tadao because he always knows what to do. :rolleyes


Tadao May 19th, 2010 11:06 PM


Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 11:10 PM

I was just looking at that avatar of yours. :eek Good times. :wank
Spoilers!

Tadao May 19th, 2010 11:10 PM

Hahahah I love you pubbles.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:35 PM

Joey Ramone would have been 59 today :(


Pentegarn May 19th, 2010 11:38 PM

It cuts off before the "Go to hell you old bastard" part :(

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:42 PM

and the "have the rolling stones killed" part :(

Babs May 20th, 2010 06:29 AM

to many brass fittings

Zhukov May 20th, 2010 07:17 AM

Pub did (do?) you watch Ship to Shore and Round the Twist?

Pub Lover May 20th, 2010 10:15 AM

I did, yes.

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:48 AM


Zhukov May 20th, 2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686722)
I did, yes.

Phew, just checking.


Oh, and I think people do live on Antarctica. A baby was born there last year (maybe two.. or three years ago. Five?) if I recall correctly.

All the French and Russian sailors going to and from Antarctica stop in Hobart. They hang around port smoking and waiting to get back on their boats to go somewhere better. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost May 20th, 2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686648)
Holly fuck guys. I love RBF but this is relly relly awesome.


What video is it? I'll forget by the time I get home?

Tadao May 20th, 2010 02:53 PM

Reel Big Fish - Hungry Like The Wolf

10,000 Volt Ghost May 20th, 2010 02:57 PM

That song is amazing. I went to a gentlemens club once and some "dancer" "came out" to it.

Tadao May 20th, 2010 03:04 PM

The only versions of that song that are listenable are RBF's and Bruce Campbell's Old Spice comercial.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 20th, 2010 03:33 PM

Less than Jake have a good hungry like the wolf cover too.

edit: Its not on this but I might order this album when I get home.

http://lessthanjake.wikia.com/wiki/T..._Tribute_Album

Pub Lover May 20th, 2010 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686732)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Base

Tadao May 20th, 2010 04:04 PM

Oh, Ok. I'll go ahead and tell the guy that he is highly inaccurate with how continents converse with each other.

:rolleyes

Tadao May 20th, 2010 04:06 PM

Stuffy left over Brits are the worst. :x

Tadao May 20th, 2010 04:07 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero May 20th, 2010 06:29 PM

BTC, your art installation looks cool. :)

Kitsa May 20th, 2010 06:58 PM

I just reloaded the page and my browser blocked a popup and some bitch started screeching about lysol or windex or something and I can't figure out where it's coming from :(

And I just installed new antivirus antieverything.

kahljorn May 20th, 2010 09:16 PM

the same thing happened to me and then it started singing that song that goes, "WONT LET YOU INTOOO MYY HEeeAAAARRRRTTT""

Tadao May 20th, 2010 09:55 PM

Paramount Studios shooting locations in the 20s


10,000 Volt Ghost May 20th, 2010 11:21 PM

SPANISH CALIFORNIA, THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:27 PM

Here's something for FZ

http://www.looplabs.com/

Guitar Woman May 20th, 2010 11:37 PM

Tadao you dick go find me a job

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:37 PM

In what career?

Guitar Woman May 20th, 2010 11:39 PM

Manuel Labor?

Or data entry. Something repetitive and soul-crushing, I can do that.

I'm looking at writing gigs on craigslist, but the only samples I have were written off of drugs and aren't very good.

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:49 PM

I used to work for WinCo. They can really crush your soul. You can make decent money and even part timers get amazing full medical coverage.

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:52 PM

http://jobs.oregonlive.com/careers/j...main&offset=80

Guitar Woman May 20th, 2010 11:54 PM

I shoplift from my local WinCo all the time so I don't think that's a good idea

Other supermarkets are fair game, though!

And I keep looking for nonprofit jobs with gay neo-hippie groups, but I don't give a cubic millimeter of fuck about the earth or all the downtrodden brown people, and I guess the interviewer women with mats of tarantula hair covering their legs can see through my facade.

Tadao May 20th, 2010 11:58 PM

Be careful, WinCo will always prosecute. Also, they drug test a lot.

kahljorn May 21st, 2010 12:37 AM

i think wincos hiring policy is hiring dicks

HOW DID YOU GET HIRED THERE EXACTLY?

Tadao May 21st, 2010 12:43 AM

They'll hire anyone in the Bakery. It's a loveless job.

kahljorn May 21st, 2010 01:44 AM

i think one time somebody in the bakery smiled at me and that was thenicest thing that has ever happened to me at winco

Guitar Woman May 21st, 2010 02:21 AM

I was lifting some robitussin the other week and some guys in nametags and sharp suits kept showing up wherever I went and I started shitting bricks

Turns out they were just Jehovas Witnesses :lol

Tadao May 21st, 2010 02:36 AM

When someone in the Bakery smiles, it's as lucky as catching a Leprechaun under a rainbow.

Fathom Zero May 21st, 2010 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686822)
Here's something for FZ

http://www.looplabs.com/

:eek Java is so cool

That makes everything so easy. Wowie wow.

Tadao May 21st, 2010 02:46 AM

I kinda really like it a lot.

Zhukov May 21st, 2010 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 686825)
Manuel Labor?



Couldn't help it.

Kitsa May 21st, 2010 07:19 AM

heh.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 21st, 2010 11:35 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=13028

These clever spammers and their crafty non-robot occupations.

Tadao May 21st, 2010 11:36 AM

telepathic spam :eek

Pentegarn May 21st, 2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 686872)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=13028

These clever spammers and their crafty non-robot occupations.

I love the biography too

Biography: "Man"

Still, it beats Jim "The Punky QB" McMahon's autobiography

10,000 Volt Ghost May 21st, 2010 12:25 PM

:lol, In my mind I thought I put biography instead of occupation, his occupation is even funnier though.

LiliaMooley May 21st, 2010 10:02 PM

respond this topic
 
I think this topic was already mentioned at this forum

Pentegarn May 21st, 2010 10:09 PM

Can you just fast forward straight to the part where you post your spam? I mean honestly, do you really believe if you post nonsense long enough, post enough innocuous posts, that when you finally do spam the mods will say, "we'll let them off with a warning"? Cause that is not how the mods here operate. Ask JohnnyD2 or whatever he was called (his shtick was thanking everyone in every thread). He posted for a couple weeks much like you are now doing, then he dropped his software spam and BAM! he was beaten with the banhammer!

Your fate shall be no different

Tadao May 21st, 2010 10:38 PM

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_inte...ov_stream.html

:x

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 01:03 AM


Pub Lover May 22nd, 2010 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 686994)
Spoilers!


Spoilers!

Spoilers!

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 687010)
Spoilers!

Spoilers!

Zhukov May 22nd, 2010 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686986)

I saw a submarine.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2010 12:14 PM

How's the weather going Zhukov?

Zhukov May 22nd, 2010 12:23 PM

It's a bit cold and I haven't seen the sun in days. You?

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 12:25 PM

I see some robotic looking thing, but I have no idea what it is.

Zhukov May 22nd, 2010 12:29 PM

It looks like a Big Daddy from Bioshock.


But I was just telling lies when I said I saw a submarine, but now I can actually see one. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2010 12:56 PM

It is cold and hungover here.

RaNkeri May 22nd, 2010 04:53 PM

13,9,1,13,9
22,9,3,5
6,21,3,11
25,5,1,8

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 04:55 PM

ええマイアミの副性交

Spoilers!

RaNkeri May 22nd, 2010 04:58 PM

:18,15,12,12,5,25,5,19

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2010 05:28 PM

It's Australia and New Zealand week at work for some reason so there a giant standup of the crocodile hunter. I think its kind of funny because he's a corpse.

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 05:56 PM

WAY TO GO AGAINST THE FLOW

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2010 06:06 PM

4.7.62.555.
49/11/19999

Tadao May 22nd, 2010 06:19 PM

FUCK YEAH

Esuohlim May 22nd, 2010 11:05 PM

TIME FOR ANOTHER MADLIB, READY RANKERI?

U.S. CITY
NOUN
PROFANITY
AFFIRMATION

Zhukov May 22nd, 2010 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 687076)
It's Australia and New Zealand week at work for some reason so there a giant standup of the crocodile hunter. I think its kind of funny because he's a corpse.

His children are in two TV commercials at the moment and I always seem to catch them :(

So horrible.

WhiteRat May 23rd, 2010 03:28 AM

I'm watching Roseanne and her old ugly mom broke her pelvis while shtuuping.

Kitsa May 23rd, 2010 09:55 AM

I remember ten years ago, my mom said something about Steve Irwin to her Australian bosses and they were like, "Who?"

Zhukov May 23rd, 2010 10:31 AM

I'd never heard of him until he was on the news for being on the news in the USA.

He's been famous dead here longer than he was famous alive, if that makes sense. A national embarrassment.

Kitsa May 23rd, 2010 04:12 PM

Well, I like his general promotion of conservation and the fact that he used his revenue to buy huge tracts of land so that they could stay undeveloped, as wildlife sanctuaries. I like that.

I was a bit of an amateur herpetologist back in the day, when I was doing my biology undergrad, and I was always a little bewildered as to his methods. I always thought that some of the handling he did was more stressful to the animals than a tranquilizer dart or something might have been, but then I wasn't a respected owner of a zoo and he was. Still, I wonder how much the element of surprise figured into how he got by so often without being bitten.

Goes to show that it only takes one time to do you in, I guess.

Esuohlim May 23rd, 2010 07:36 PM

Which one of you niggas drank all the Goo Punch

MarioRPG May 23rd, 2010 08:52 PM

May 25, Towel Day. Celebrate Douglas Adams! http://towelday.org/
I had no idea until just now.

Kitsa May 23rd, 2010 09:43 PM

fucking spiders.

Zhukov May 24th, 2010 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687129)
Well, I like his general promotion of conservation and the fact that he used his revenue to buy huge tracts of land so that they could stay undeveloped, as wildlife sanctuaries. I like that.

Some sort of loophole must allow them to log/mine/destroy it irregardless, because apparently 'they' are still threatening it. Either that or it's a different loophole that allows the family to keep begging for money to save a place that is already supposed to be saved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VxkAX9jco&feature=fvw

Seriously, I only watch the news after work but I still get bombarded with this ad at least fifteen times a night.

Kitsa May 24th, 2010 09:28 AM

This might sound a bit culturally insensitive, but was he playing up his "australian-ness" for the Americans? Because I think that's what Paul Hogan did. The US concept of Australia is a little cartoonish and over-the-top.

We have a pseudo-Australian steakhouse chain here and I've read that the cooking is actually cajun and has very little to do with Australia. That doesn't stop them from printing up the menus with Aboriginal art and kangaroos, though. Usually, there is also a reference to a barbie and what you can throw on it.

Of course, Japan has been doing that with US culture for years.

Babs May 24th, 2010 03:50 PM

So you're saying crocodile dundee isn't real? How blasphemous of you.

RaNkeri May 24th, 2010 05:46 PM

FUCK YEAH SUMMER VACATIN

RaNkeri May 24th, 2010 05:54 PM

POR CUBA LIBRE

Esuohlim May 24th, 2010 06:23 PM

I wish my summer was like 5 degrees :(

Esuohlim May 24th, 2010 06:24 PM

KELVIN :x

RaNkeri May 24th, 2010 06:28 PM

ALTHOUGH WE STILL HAVE 1 WEEK OF LECTURES ABOUT NUTRIOTION, BUT FUCK YEAH, NO MORE EXAMS FOR LIKE.... 3 MONTHS

Esuohlim May 24th, 2010 07:37 PM

NUTRIOTION :x

Kitsa May 24th, 2010 07:46 PM

I think it involves pickled fish and lingonberries.

Colonel Flagg May 24th, 2010 10:58 PM

LUTEFISK FUCK YEAH!

Fathom Zero May 24th, 2010 11:04 PM

:x Ugh. Lutefisk. :x

RaNkeri May 25th, 2010 01:08 AM

I've actually had some lutefisk, tastes better than it smells

Zhukov May 25th, 2010 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687177)
This might sound a bit culturally insensitive, but was he playing up his "australian-ness" for the Americans?

Yes. The UK does the same thing. I find it annoying.

Zhukov May 25th, 2010 10:52 AM

Hey Rankeri, what time is it?

MarioRPG May 25th, 2010 11:07 AM

Hammer time.

Grislygus May 25th, 2010 04:11 PM

twenny two

Grislygus May 25th, 2010 04:13 PM

twenny three

Grislygus May 25th, 2010 04:13 PM

twenny four

RaNkeri May 25th, 2010 04:22 PM

Right now? 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 687313)
Hey Rankeri, what time is it?

When you posted this piece of shit? 4:52 PM


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