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RaNkeri May 25th, 2010 04:22 PM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim May 25th, 2010 06:41 PM

miami vice fuck my cock

Grislygus May 25th, 2010 06:44 PM

BORED

DULL CONVERSATION




YOUTUBE SCRAMBLE












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Grislygus May 25th, 2010 06:52 PM

HITCHCOCK GONNA SLAP A BITCH

Pub Lover May 25th, 2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687357)
BLAKES 7

I wrote an article for donkeydick esuohlim about that show. It was crap.

Kitsa May 25th, 2010 08:20 PM

My neurosurgeon sounds exactly like an American Alfred Hitchcock :/ But he looks like Garrison Keillor.

Fathom Zero May 26th, 2010 01:47 AM

I became a fan of Marvin Nash on Facebook. :lol

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 03:48 PM

so after finally being strongarmed into getting a YIM account, I now realize that "why yes, it is just as gay as it's ever been."

Shrubfest May 26th, 2010 04:07 PM

I've been given my first work placement. It's in about 2 weeks and its with 16 year olds. And then I have another one I know nothing about a few weeks after. Then I'm moving out. I think I'm about to have a panic attack. It's all too grown up and sudden.

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 04:12 PM

What, are you being assigned as a social worker at a fucking halfway home or some shit?

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 687369)
I wrote an article for donkeydick esuohlim about that show. It was crap.

Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week


sci-fi cheese junkies in need of a quick fix and the occasional witty sentence

Shrubfest May 26th, 2010 04:21 PM

I'm a costume student. I'm supposed to help 16 year olds make carnival costumes based on tigers. Or something.

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 04:36 PM

Have fun with that

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687422)
Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week

Of course, over here in America people actually watched V on a regular basis, so I can't really give our estranged siblings too much shit over Blake's 7

Dimnos May 26th, 2010 04:52 PM



$30

Grislygus May 26th, 2010 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687430)
Motherfucker I will cut out your neck in its entirety, marinate it in a blend of garlic, onions, cayenne pepper, dijon mustard and select amounts of soy sauce, butterfly it and serve it to my friends at our next beach barbecue RARF GWALHRIGOA

And then when my friends see me slicing off their cut of the neck they'll be all like "Dude, what the fuck is that"

And I'll be all like "Ah, it's somebody's throat. Nobody important, though"

And they'll be like "That's somebody's throat?"

And I'll be like "yeah, I marinated and spatchcocked it" and that will be humiliating for you because it sounds dirty and you'll be looking down from the afterlife being all like "not cool bro, not cool"

Sam May 26th, 2010 05:08 PM

I'LL SPATCHCOCK SHRUBFEST ;)

RaNkeri May 26th, 2010 05:30 PM

I got a job :eek

Dr. Boogie May 26th, 2010 05:41 PM

Doing?

RaNkeri May 26th, 2010 05:43 PM

I'm working as an orderly in a local retirement home

Fathom Zero May 26th, 2010 05:47 PM

I thought you said "elderly."

RaNkeri May 26th, 2010 05:48 PM

:lol

Esuohlim May 26th, 2010 07:01 PM

HAVE FUN CHANGING BEDPANS AND DIAPERS YOU FAT FINNISH FUCK

Pub Lover May 26th, 2010 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687422)
Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week

No, my article was the thing that was being crap. :eek

Pub Lover May 26th, 2010 09:28 PM

Jesus, why did I do that?

Pub Lover May 26th, 2010 09:29 PM


Babs May 27th, 2010 05:08 AM

I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH, I HAVE NO SPARE TIME ANYMORE.



:tear

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2010 08:42 AM

New processor and hard drive are ON THEIR WAY. Yippie. I'm sure it'll help out everything, especially the bloated process corpse that is Google Chrome.

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2010 08:56 PM

http://mrdoob.com/92/Google_Gravity_HTML5

:eek

(Do not open in Firefox, too slow.)

Kitsa May 29th, 2010 03:30 AM

I think I has the flu :(

Either that or someone broke in, gave me a cold and fever and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat, and I have no recollection of the event.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2010 05:29 AM

Yeah, Fentanyl's a hell of a drug.

RaNkeri May 29th, 2010 05:35 PM

MIAMI VICE, FUCK YEAH


:rock

The Leader May 29th, 2010 06:15 PM

Great, Guitar Woman has gone from trying to be cool by pretending to be a girl, to trying to be cool by being a 4chan fagot to the final stage of trying to be cool by pretending that he's a druggie.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2010 06:22 PM


Kitsa May 29th, 2010 07:01 PM

Fentanyl is pretty harmful in recreational doses. I'd be careful.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2010 07:02 PM

Yeah, it generally has a reputation for causing nods that you don't wake up from.

I'd try a lot of stuff, but I'd probably never touch Fentanyl.

Kitsa May 29th, 2010 07:09 PM

I had a shitload of IV fentanyl in '08. Made things very ripply and weird, but I don't like the out-of-control feeling. If I had the choice, I'd refuse it in the future.

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 07:25 PM

holy shit Splice is by the director of Cube and Cypher?

i need to see it then, hopefully it'll be batshit crazy and not just another run of the mill creature feature

Sam May 30th, 2010 07:28 PM

GRISLYGUS

I NEED AN UPDATE ON OUR SPECIAL PROJECT.

VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE.

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:33 PM

CAN DO

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:40 PM

WARNING

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:41 PM

THE NEXT PAGE OF THIS THREAD WILL CONTAIN THE WORDS "SEIZURE" AND "TIME"

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:42 PM

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Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:49 PM

FUCK

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:51 PM

Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 09:52 PM

THE EFFECT IS RUINED NOW

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 09:54 PM

Haha what a dummy this guy is

Kitsa May 30th, 2010 10:00 PM

I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

My fever was only one degree above normal. Damn.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 10:07 PM

My nightmares are usually about everything and everyone I love dying and disappearing painfully. Your dreams sound way cooler.

Kitsa May 30th, 2010 10:12 PM

maybe I was transported into a crab's point of view for a moment :(


I always wondered what would happen with obnoxious strobe gifs if it could be proven they really did induce a seizure in someone susceptible. People die during seizures, so that could be a fun time in the courtroom. If you experience it, report back! I'm curious.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 10:20 PM

I've never been anything other than myself in my dreams. :( It sucks.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 10:21 PM


Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2010 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687680)
I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

Could your dream have been influenced by GW's avatar?

(Hope you feel better, Kit)

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 09:43 AM

Thanks...other than coughing a little and generally feeling like death warmed over I am better and ready to ROCK THIS FEDERAL HOLIDAY thanks

While I was out of it yesterday, I was informed that had I been healthy I could have had an awesome weekend of parks, zoos and general happy recreation, but now of course it would not happen. That made me pretty unhappy.

It wasn't exactly like GW's avatar...I'll photoshop it if I can remember the stretching technique.

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 10:32 AM

Guys, what do you do when your paycheck bounces after you've deposited and spent it?

I mean, aside from getting stuck with overdraft fees that I can't currently pay off and not working for that company fucking ever again.

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2010 10:38 AM

Pay off debt? I dunno.

If it's worth it, file something. I'm sure you can.

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 11:31 AM

Look into getting a lawyer to sue said company, there was fiscal pain and suffering to you that they caused. Might be able to squeeze something from them that way

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 11:34 AM

Part of me hopes this will come to legal action, as I really feel like kicking someone in the balls right now.

And I could use some free money.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2010 02:29 PM

I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 06:02 PM

frankly, 10,000V, that sounds like one hell of an awesome dream.

Pub Lover May 31st, 2010 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687677)
Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

I would, but I'm too busy having a seizure. :eek

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 687723)
I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Don't you mean to say the cat told you it would be the purrrfect product? :rimshot

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 09:28 PM

HPPD, IT'S FUN TIIIIIIIIIIIMES

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 09:37 PM

Hah! I'm buying this. No reason to fuck up my back worse than it already is.


Fathom Zero May 31st, 2010 09:40 PM

Genius, that is.

The only problem would be if it started strangling your toddler or dislocating its arms.

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 09:46 PM

true. But I bet if I were generally careful and didn't let her wander like she was attached to an invisible parachute, it'd be okay.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2010 10:40 PM

:lol IT WAS THE PURRRRFECT PRODUCT.

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 11:14 PM


kahljorn Jun 1st, 2010 04:34 AM

HEY GUYS

Grislygus Jun 1st, 2010 04:43 AM

HELLO KAHLJORN

CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN?

Dimnos Jun 1st, 2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687742)
Hah! I'm buying this. No reason to fuck up my back worse than it already is.


This thing is awesome. Where do I buy it?

Kitsa Jun 1st, 2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 687783)
This thing is awesome. Where do I buy it?


http://www.onestepahead.com/catalog/...mSource=Search


make them give me a discount now for referring you :lol

kahljorn Jun 1st, 2010 07:34 PM

WHATS UP GRIBSLY GUS

I SLEPT LIKE A BABE LAST NIGHT :O

A BABE THAT SLEPT REALLY WELL NOT ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT CRIES THE WHOLE TIME

Skulhedface Jun 1st, 2010 07:37 PM

That reminds me of an amusing story. One of my friends has a kid named Colin, and he's quite the temperamental baby. His mother has been known to say that Colin has colic, and that they've nicknamed him Colicky Colin.

Wait, that's not funny at all. Sorry.

MarioRPG Jun 1st, 2010 09:07 PM

That walking wings thing seems made for single parents.

darkvare Jun 1st, 2010 10:53 PM

is galactus coming?


http://gizmodo.com/5551916/the-gates...d-in-guatemala

Grislygus Jun 2nd, 2010 05:29 AM

Quote:

sammytheswede: don't bother leaving any messages, just keep calling every hour until you catch somebody. That's what works for me
Jamie: XD
sammytheswede: Oh man, out of sheer boredom I'm on Youtube and started looking up old cartoons that I used to watch as a kid
sammytheswede: I'd forgotten just how horrible and awesomely catchy the Fist of the North Star song was
Jamie: XD
sammytheswede: I'm serious, I'm actually regretting looking it up because that stupid damned song is going to be stuck in my head for the next two months
Jamie: I know how that goes
Jamie: I get songs stuck in my head way to easily
Jamie: I always have something in my head
sammytheswede: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHy--...eature=related
sammytheswede: ENGRISH
sammytheswede: YOU WA SHOCK
Jamie: why... would you do this to me?
sammytheswede: HA
Jamie: oh, think its funny do you?
sammytheswede: I don't think there's ever been a more awesomely retarded show
sammytheswede: I just wish i'd found out about it before freshman year in high school, it would have blown my goddamned mind as an eight year old
Jamie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c
sammytheswede: I'm debating whether or not I want to click on that
Jamie: you should only click it if you're willing to click this afterwards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLDeUfa_cI
sammytheswede: WHAT IN THE GODDAMNED HELL
Jamie: LMAO
sammytheswede: I WANT TO BURN MY BRAIN AND I'M ONLY TWENTY SECONDS IN
Jamie: it was important for me to share that with you.
sammytheswede: Okay,0:37 and 0:48 confirms my suspicions that this is aimed at japanese pedophiles
sammytheswede: Oh god, here goes the second video
Jamie: :3
sammytheswede: It doesn't even have a MELODY
sammytheswede: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Jamie: bahahahahaha
sammytheswede: And don't even TELL me that it's aimed at girls, I know damned well that there are hundreds of thousands of fat japanese businessmen that own complete "Lucky Star" undressable figurines
sammytheswede: "However, he also admitted that Lucky Star is quite different from its "predecessor" and that the second major factor is its "unique" composition that "panders to the tastes of otaku, but does so with good humor and sly wit", thus, making it "the ultimate in fan service", a "witty, self-indulgent, guilty pleasure".[27]
Jamie: o.o
sammytheswede: So basically, "Lucky Star" is aimed at japanese people who fuck squishy pillows with anime characters printed on them
Jamie: yeah
sammytheswede: Fun times
Jamie: for some reason rereading about people fucking squishy pillows with anime characters printed on them really made me laugh
Jamie: I didn't laugh the first time
Jamie: maybe it needed to sink in more
sammytheswede: It's not funny when you know that it's true
sammytheswede: then suddenly it becomes funny again
sammytheswede: then it takes a u-turn into depressing as fuck
Jamie: XD
Jamie: basically
...

kahljorn Jun 2nd, 2010 06:03 AM

i love YOU ARE SHOCK

my girlfriend and i dont even call it fist of the north star we call it YOU ARE SHOCK

Fathom Zero Jun 2nd, 2010 06:05 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 2nd, 2010 02:04 PM

Fist of the North Star kicked ass everywhere it went.



^ I used to get this song stuck in my head for days at a time

Dimnos Jun 2nd, 2010 06:17 PM


Kitsa Jun 2nd, 2010 06:34 PM

ace!

love knows no borders, nationalities or genders.

do it!

(I made a great gif of that once but then I lost it)

MarioRPG Jun 3rd, 2010 12:12 PM

I have a rule of thumb that male hair size should not exceed head size.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 3rd, 2010 12:22 PM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 01:37 PM



These billboards are all over town. Looks like Pub is up to something.

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 04:48 PM

Whu did you lock the sodium fluoride thread Tadao? >:

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 04:54 PM

Why the fuck do you think finland?

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 04:59 PM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 05:00 PM

I'm sure old beaten dead horse is a delicacy to the Fins.

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 05:01 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2010 11:42 PM

I was behind a woman at walmart today who had a back-of-the-neck piercing. Due to my particular set of circumstances, that gave me the oogies like you would not imagine.

Anyway, it was nasty because the bar thing was too wide for the piercing and she had a good half inch of the flexible middle part sticking out on either side of the back of her neck. And that middle part was caked with indescribable grossness. I think some of it might have been pus.:puke

I chickened out on taking a covert pic because she looked like the springer type.


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