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Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 09:29 PM

It's true :(

Even if Jeff The Ninja followed through with his volunteering and sent me some godawful 12-year-old fuckery I'd still put it up. :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:29 PM

I'm saying you're a homosexual and that you kiss men and you have a boyfriend.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:29 PM

:familyguy

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 09:31 PM

I keep forgetting to quote shit when necessary yo :(

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 09:32 PM

Hey Pub I'm too tired to write anything so your piece of shit goes up tomorrow for the world to see no going back

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It's true :(

What about forum fan fictions?

I've got this one that I've been working on where GW & 7F get married and have a miserable life... which reminds me, I could probably get Fartin to write for your site. are your standards that low?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hey Pub I'm too tired to write anything so your piece of shit goes up tomorrow for the world to see no going back

Shit! It was a joke! Stop please! No! I don't really want that shitty review put up.

I actually find some of the pictures funny in a "Yeah, I see what you're trying to do. You should quit." sort of way.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:37 PM

If you think the Red Dwarf one was phoned in, just you wait for my review of DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths. :shittynerdreviews

Coming to the Internet June 8th!

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 09:49 PM

You're not gonna like mine, but i'll send it to you anyway. :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:51 PM

If you think it's shit, don't put it on the fucking internet. >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 09:56 PM

Spectre X has put up a new page of his ongoing comic. Every one go suck his cock!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:05 PM

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:06 PM

Then again maybe I won't start doing that again. :selfcontrol

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Is is just me or is one of N4B's eyes a little wonky in that picture?

Let's not say things we'll regret later on. :(

I'll only regret it if N4B starts dreaming about my death. :chatter

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Teehee. That was cute.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:12 PM

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Last edited by Pub Lover on Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:09 pm; edited 1 time in total
I knew I shouldn't've tried to fix that misspelling of regret. No one around for ages, & just as I'm doing something naughty, my mom walks into the room. >:

Shouldn't've.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tinatron
Teehee. That was cute.

I'm not entirely sure that that was the response I was looking for, Miss.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Tinatron
Teehee. That was cute.

I'm not entirely sure that that was the response I was looking for, Miss.

What were you looking for then?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Terra
It's Pub. I suspect he says just what he wants to say, means whay he says and looses no sleep over it.

I think you'll find you're wrong. :(

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 10:19 PM

Hmmm

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tinatron
What were you looking for then?

Rage, tears, a sarcastic snipe at my sexuality? Some over reaction at least.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 10:21 PM

Oh sorry.

ZOMFG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT1?!@!>?@!@>!?!?!? THAT'S LYKE SUPER MEAN AND OTHER STUFFFZ~>~!>1~~~~!!!~~!~!~`~!!1!!

Better?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:21 PM


SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tinatron
Oh sorry.

Again with the apologies. I'm not right, so don't assume that you're mistaken.

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Originally Posted by Tinatron
ZOMFG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT1?!@!>?@!@>!?!?!? THAT'S LYKE SUPER MEAN AND OTHER STUFFFZ~>~!>1~~~~!!!~~!~!~`~!!1!!

Better?

People don't talk like that.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 10:25 PM

Haha don't worry. I'm just teasing. You seemed to have wanted some immature reaction to that post you made with my picture, and so I felt since I'm a newb, you wanted that kind of reaction.

I'm done. I shall never type like that again.

Misdemonar Jun 4th, 2006 10:27 PM

Considering you stay in only 2 topics, I find you annoying, sorry,

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

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Originally Posted by Tinatron
ZOMFG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT1?!@!>?@!@>!?!?!? THAT'S LYKE SUPER MEAN AND OTHER STUFFFZ~>~!>1~~~~!!!~~!~!~`~!!1!!

Better?

People don't talk like that.

I talk like that.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar
Considering you stay in only 2 topics, I find you annoying, sorry,

And only the other day you said you missed me. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I talk like that.

Do I consider you a person?

Misdemonar Jun 4th, 2006 10:31 PM

I was talking to tinatron,

I'll always love you pub


...always :(

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I talk like that.

Do I consider you a person?

That's a question you have to ask yourself, Pub Lover.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by camacazio
I think Marc Summers is our most attractive poster.

Camacazio has a Cyrano de Bergerac fetish.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
That's a question you have to ask yourself, Pub Lover.

Johnny Couth, my tutelage has done nothing for you, please drink this Hemlock.

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 10:40 PM

The closest I'll ever be to Socrates.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:42 PM

OMG REFERENCE! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:45 PM

FIFTY-SIX HUNDRED POSTS BY THE PUB LOVER!

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 10:45 PM

NORMALY I JUST MAKE SAMURAI JACK REFRENCES!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:47 PM

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For fucks sake Pub, for fucks sake! >:

One more time, & I'm putting in a request to renamed Guitar Man. >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
One more time, & I'm putting in a request to renamed Guitar Man. >:

...to be renamed...

Haha, no fucking edits. >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
NORMALY I JUST MAKE SAMURAI JACK REFRENCES!

I'm ignoring you.

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 10:50 PM

Misdemonar has no business callin people annoying.

That's like me calling somebody a filthy melon eater.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm ignoring you.

I'm just telling you just in case you don't notice.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Misdemonar has no business callin people annoying.

That's like me calling somebody a filthy melon eater.

Or saying someone sucks...?

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm ignoring you.

I'm just telling you just in case you don't notice.

Why do we have to go down this path? In another place, another time, we could of been great friends, even lovers!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:55 PM

HEY JOHNNY COUTH, I'M STILL IGNORING YOU, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER THROW IN A RANDOM MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE DURING YOUR SAMURAI JACK FAGFESTS? :ignore

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
Why do we have to go down this path? In another place, another time, we could of been great friends, even lovers!

I'm sorry, your penis is too small for us to ever be lovers... I mean YOU'RE IGNORED JOHHNY COUTH, YOU BIG FAG!

Misdemonar Jun 4th, 2006 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Misdemonar has no business callin people annoying.

That's like me calling somebody a filthy melon eater.

:(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:58 PM

JOHNNY COUTH HAS SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
JOHNNY COUTH HAS SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...!

I'd put that on a picture of Johnny Couth, but none exist.

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
which reminds me, I could probably get Fartin to write for your site. are your standards that low?

:(

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 11:05 PM

I have a camera phobia :/

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Shit! It was a joke! Stop please! No! I don't really want that shitty review put up..

Haha, well I've got nothing else for tomorrow. I'll put a little something at the end myself that mocks your efforts

<3 <3 <3

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I have a camera phobia :/

Seriously, stop trying to roll with the fucking punches.

Or is that how you fight back? You take my joke & shove it up your ass until it's nothing but shit?

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
JOHNNY COUTH HAS SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...!


Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
You're not gonna like mine, but i'll send it to you anyway. :(

It will add to the illusion that I'm popular if I have a lot of different authors :(

Plus, Hate U Internet writers get free email addresses :eek :eek

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You take my joke & shove it up your ass until it's nothing but shit?

I thought I said 'You take my shitty joke'. Hmm.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
JOHNNY COUTH HAS SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...!
[img]wacky picture[/img]

Devoid of humour. :|

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'll put a little something at the end myself that mocks your efforts

Yes, and in August you'll have enough to start writing reviews of the articles on your site, & then by christmas you could do reviews of the site reviews and then this time next year the whole thing can dissappear up your own self-referential ass. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Plus, Hate U Internet writers get free email addresses :eek :eek

That's the same way they pay the writers of the London Telegraph. :lol


ROFL ROFL NEWSPAPERS SUCK ROFL!


>:

Terra Jun 4th, 2006 11:16 PM

That sounded hot. What I could make sense of, that is.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:17 PM

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Terra Jun 4th, 2006 11:18 PM

Now that IS hot! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:19 PM

You would like that. :rolleyes

Terra Jun 4th, 2006 11:20 PM

I'm beginning to get picky in my old age. And it's about time! >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by camacazio
I think Marc Summers is our most attractive poster.

With that nose?

Superbly played that man. Give a medal!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

With that nose?


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Give a medal!

I'm beginning to wonder if I've received a severe blow to the head that has damaged the language centre of my brain. :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Terra
I'm beginning to get picky in my old age. And it's about time! >:

Not picky enough if you've entered into a debate with El Retardo here.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Terra
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Originally Posted by Tinatron
And I'm not black.I'm hindu.

wait your lying you can't be hindu there's no dot on your forehead

Maybe she isn't married. True, she's sixteen and usually they're paired off at birth, but that's Canada for you.

Terra Jun 4th, 2006 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Terra
I'm beginning to get picky in my old age. And it's about time! >:

Not picky enough if you've entered into a debate with El Retardo here.

I wasn't aware it was a debate. Damn I thought I was cybering! :elretardA

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Terra
you can't be hindu there's no dot on your forehead

Maybe she isn't married.

So like maybe it doesn't indicate her marital status, I say as if I know anything, because apparently I don't.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:46 PM


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 11:47 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (;_;)

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 12:15 AM

You know if you ever need a job, Sophia's House of Pain will hire you on the spot. :)

Jixby Phillips Jun 5th, 2006 12:19 AM

This thread is exhausting

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 12:20 AM

Exhaustingly bad. :(

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 12:22 AM

I'm bored too. :tear

This is depressing.

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 12:48 AM

Somehow this has silenced the Pub man.

Long live Pub.

May God have mercy on his soul.

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 12:52 AM

Give an alcoholic a bottle of booze & what happens?

Give me a reason to be depressed... :wah

Chojin Jun 5th, 2006 12:54 AM

You will die alone?

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 12:54 AM

GO VOTE IN THE FUCKING LOVELINE POLL YOU LUSH!!!

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 12:55 AM

that was to pub, boss.

btw boss, pram maven e-mailed me. who was that asshole again??

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
GO VOTE IN THE FUCKING LOVELINE POLL YOU LUSH!!!

Have. :(




Polls Suck! >:

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
You will die alone?

Have a happy day, Mister Yockey. :)

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Have. :(




Polls Suck! >:

I was the one that can't find my naughty bits. Are you the one that voted I-Mock is you sexual outlet?? Or were you the virgin??

ANSWER ME GODDAMNIT

>:

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2006 01:05 AM

My summer classes start today - oh goody! :eek

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2006 01:08 AM

Shut up.

Hey everyone Pub's shitty new review is up on my site! Be sure to tell him how much you hated it :(

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri
My summer classes start today - oh goody! :eek



GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU fLinnish FUCKTARD!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SPAWN HERE?!???

WAY TO KILL THE MOOD.

GODDAMN LAPLANDERS >:

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hey everyone Pub's shitty new review is up on my site! Be sure to tell him how much you hated it :(

I thought you were going to do that at the end of it?

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2006 01:10 AM

Yeah well I'm lazy and nothing I add could save it anyway :(

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
I'M TRYING TO SPAWN HERE

You're what? :eek

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:12 AM

I'll read it. If it's any good I'll donate to the site.

It had better be good because he's really shitty at returning pm's after he initiated them. That fucker. >:

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah well I'm lazy and nothing I add could save it anyway :(

True. :loo

I mean WTF was I thinking when I handed that in? It's like my college coursework all over again. :(

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2006 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
I'll read it. If it's any good I'll donate to the site.

Shit, Pub, you just lost money for me :(

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
I'll read it. If it's any good I'll donate to the site.

He's not going to make any money then.
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Originally Posted by Terra
he's really shitty at returning pm's after he initiated them.

Hey! You may have nude photos of your self on hand at all hours.Me, I have to set up the camera.

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:16 AM

I don't see anybody calling you out on grammatical errors. Why do I get shit over it here? I KNOW! I'M a FUCKING SHORT PERSON!

Otherwise it was great, Pub! You asshole. :tear

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:17 AM

PAGE BREAK!!!!! I GOT A PAGE BRREAK FOR ONCE YOU FUCKERS!!!! YAY!!! :)

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2006 01:19 AM

Guys I'm going to be playing San Andreas all day tomorrow so somebody write something for me for Tuesday thx

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2006 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
I don't see anybody calling you out on grammatical errors.

I get mad at my own errors if I spot them. If I don't then fuck it.

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Originally Posted by Terra
Otherwise it was great, Pub!

IF THAT IS 'GREAT' THEN I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE THE NEXT PIECE OF SHIT! :eek

Terra Jun 5th, 2006 01:24 AM

Bastard. You don't mind calling others out on them??

Hence the "Sophie's House of Pain" comment. >:


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