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Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2006 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Yes, kiwi, it is.

Hey Seven Force, quit being such a dick.

Sam Jun 6th, 2006 10:29 PM

RACISTS

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
you are like the worst person ever

I'm sure I've seen GW use that phrase on at least two previous forum trolls, which probably means in her little world she actually thinks being told such would be insulting.

Seven Force Jun 6th, 2006 10:54 PM

Well, if she said that to Rankeri she has a pretty damn good point.

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2006 11:14 PM

No! She doesn't, Dick.

Terra Jun 6th, 2006 11:37 PM

heh heh i think his name is brian. not dick. okay so i've run out of funny stuff

sry

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2006 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Terra
okay so i've run out of funny stuff

You had funny to start with? :eek :obvious

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i have never done sex with a lady >:

Yeah, me an' Willie only doos it with teh mens! :eek

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Willie's got a a little Captain Morgan in him :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer
i wish :(


Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:07 AM

Yeah, I know it's a type of rum, but I still think the idea of Willie being taken roughly by a swarthy pirate is funny. :(

Sam Jun 7th, 2006 12:08 AM

Willie looks like he could be a swarthy pirate. :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:08 AM

Guys. :(

executioneer Jun 7th, 2006 12:21 AM

lol don't forget to quote where i say i love dick's, too :lol

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:26 AM

Yeah, I would have used it if you'd said you loved pirate dick's.

But I didn't want to be offtopic. :rolleyes

executioneer Jun 7th, 2006 12:27 AM

ps dick's is a semi-famous seattle burger place :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:31 AM

Yeah. ;)

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 12:42 AM

Willie's pirate picture is probably my favorite Willie picture ever for the record :eek

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 12:46 AM

Hey guys Seven Force did today's update for my site and it's actually funny, suprisingly. Better watch out Pub :eek

Sam Jun 7th, 2006 12:48 AM

I WORKED ON MY UPDATE AND IT WILL BE EXTREMELY SUB-PAR. :(

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 12:52 AM

As sub-par as this? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Are they so hollow, are their lives so boring that they have to constantly watch a show about other people's lives?

Yes.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
As sub-par as this?

Yeah. Sam, I've set the bar so fucking low, that anything would be an improvement.


Except the next Im With Stupid article.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I have no idea what this show is about, nor have I seen it. I can tell it's dumb though, because it just is, and everyone seems to like it. I've said that about 24, Alias, X-Files, and I haven't been wrong so far.

Hang on, you didn't watch X-Files, but you admit to watching Soap Operas? :eek

FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU! >:

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:03 AM

I was expecting someone to have already taken that PAGE BREAK.

YOU FUCK! >:

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hey guys Seven Force did today's update for my site and it's actually funny, suprisingly. Better watch out Pub :eek

:chatter

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Better watch out Pub

:chatter

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
watch

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
out


Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Everything you do sucks Pub

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Seriously, FUCK OFF!

:tear

BlueOatmeal Jun 7th, 2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
ps dick's is a semi-famous seattle burger place :(

Its also a sporting good store.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I realize that, but a perfect 6/6/06 only happens every 1,ooo.

6/6/06 only happens every thousand years? So there wasn't a sixth of June in 1906? Or is that not inexplicably 'perfect'.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Its also a sporting good store.

Wouldn't it be weird if they're not owned by the same guy?! :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 01:27 AM

Why do you reply in other topics?

How would you guys feel if I legally changed my name to Spike McFang?

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Why do you reply in other topics?

Fuck every other thread but this one.

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I have no idea what this show is about, nor have I seen it. I can tell it's dumb though, because it just is, and everyone seems to like it. I've said that about 24, Alias, X-Files, and I haven't been wrong so far.

Hang on, you didn't watch X-Files, but you admit to watching Soap Operas? :eek

FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU! >:

Touche, Pub, touche. :lol

Doesn't really change the fact that they suck though.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:48 AM

Compared to what exactly, Dick?

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 01:53 AM

Isn't it obvious?

Look at our avatars.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:57 AM

Being loser internet nerds?

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 01:57 AM

:confused

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 02:16 AM

Speaking of loser internet nerds you think I'll hit 10,000 posts by July?

Somebody start a pool to bet on which day it'll happen. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force


You know you want this.


Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Speaking of loser internet nerds you think I'll hit 10,000 posts by July?

Depends if I'm here or not. For some reason you post less when I'm away. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 02:19 AM

That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 02:21 AM

Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Last edited by Fathom Zero on Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:23 pm; edited 1 time in total.

And just what did you say the first time, Ass?

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno

:hypno

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub it's not easy to convince my characters that I have other characters. :hypno

I was just saying you missed me too much to get up much of a postcount fight with anyone else. :(

HEY GUYS, I'M NOT REALLY ESUOHLIM, OK? ;)

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 02:28 AM

Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:29 AM


Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 02:30 AM

Hound.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.

Smooth move, FZ. Now answer my question.

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I was just saying you missed me too much to get up much of a postcount fight with anyone else. :(

Well, yeah, but only because with you around this thread gets as much activity as it did when it was made :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

SHOW ME YOUR FEET!


Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 02:34 AM

Do I sense a myspace pic?

Indeed I do!

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Well, yeah, but only because with you around this thread gets as much activity as it did when it was made :(

Well, I missed out on the first 150 pages, so I'm trying to catch up.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Well, since your post got there first and I was expecting to be under the pic, "That is scary as hell..." was under it. I added the "the pic, that is" so as not to be confused with Milhouse's posts being affected by whether or not you are.

Smooth move, FZ. Now answer my question.

I told you: "That is scary as hell."
That was what I said, dude.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.

Has a picture of yourself sullied the boards yet?

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I told you: "That is scary as hell."
That was what I said, dude.

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >: :oao

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
That is scary as hell... the pic, that is.

Has a picture of yourself sullied the boards yet?

I was gonna ask that, but it doesn't really matter. He's a faggot anyway. If he's better-looking than me, he's just a better looking person that gives it up the ass and makes shitty posts with whatever he boyfriend doesn't suck off.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!


Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2006 02:43 AM

Not of my face, of my feet and house though.
My camera shorts out the batteries.
As soon as I get a new camera or fix it, I hereby promise to place a oic of my ugly mug upon this thread.+-

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 02:46 AM

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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
That sounds like it hurts. Having woman eat the meat off my dick isn't really a turn on for me.

You are one rotten kiwi. :)

MarioRPG Jun 7th, 2006 10:31 AM

Rotten Kiwi? Is that the new zinger nowadays?

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 05:33 PM


Marc Summers Jun 7th, 2006 05:43 PM

That fro looks like it's meant to be eaten.

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 05:57 PM

pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:02 PM

TIME TO POST A LOT

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:03 PM

Sometimes Chojin IMs me and then leaves halfway through our conversation

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:04 PM

It's rude, please stop doing that

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:05 PM

Also I think he threatened me with violence

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:06 PM

He said he was going come to my house to push me down the stairs or something

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:07 PM

Jeeze pagebreak finally

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:07 PM


Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 06:07 PM

PAKE BRAGE

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:08 PM

BUNNY SUICIDE page preak :eek

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 06:09 PM

Why did the bunny need the triangle

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:11 PM

So he could shoot at the precise angle needed to make the bullet land in the exact same spot that it started from. :eek

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Why did the bunny need the triangle

Damn, do we have to draw it for you? :rolleyes

Johnny Couth Jun 7th, 2006 06:37 PM

I saw a myth busters episode about people dieing from shooting the gun straight up in the air. They said the bullet would be non lethal upon hitting the ground.

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 06:38 PM

Yeah but my point is that you need to shoot it straight up obviously, so for more accuracy he would have needed to hold the triangle up while shooting. Otherwise it's still guessing. >:

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 06:39 PM

IT'S A CARTOON RABBIT KILLING HIMSELF IN AN OUTRAGEOUS FASHION, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2006 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I saw a myth busters episode about people dieing from shooting the gun straight up in the air. They said the bullet would be non lethal upon hitting the ground.

I could have told you that :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Having woman eat the meat off my dick isn't really a turn on for me.

Yeah, I was going to have an hour worth of posts with you and awful pick up lines, but the internet realised my intentions and shut me down in self defense.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha

Ha Ha Ha. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
TIME TO POST A LOT

Eight in a row isn't a lot in this thread, Lady. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Sometimes Chojin IMs me and then leaves halfway through our conversation

I'm surprised he makes it halfway.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm surprised he makes it halfway.

Says the guy that only ever talks to Chojin when the big EY is pretending to be his fiancee.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Also I think he threatened me with violence

Good. >:

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
He said he was going come to my house to push me down the stairs or something

That's just the way he says hello.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
pub lover more like pub loser, ha ha ha

Get it? :eek

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:47 PM

A little known fact about my name is that 'pub' is short for Republican. I love them. When i was a kid I had wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:49 PM


:love

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:50 PM


:wank

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
When I was a kid I had wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher.

By 'Wet dream' I meant I pissed myself. :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:54 PM

Seriously, she was scarier than the Bogeyman. :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:56 PM


Especially if I stayed up late & watched Spitting Image. I've never gotton over my dislike for puppets. :(

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:58 PM

Hey, that was my 5700th post. I've got to have had a good 25+ posts per day average for the last few days.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:58 PM


Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 08:00 PM

Page Break Rule. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
umm. 06/06/06 comes every HUNDRED years, not thousand. To go for the millennial effect, you'd have to specify 06/06/006.

Seth has his crime hat on! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
and then a baby duck sat on my friends feet and we took pictures

Awww. Fun Times!


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