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Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2010 10:33 AM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Apr 11th, 2010 10:41 AM

I'd take the jetpack too, btw

elx Apr 11th, 2010 12:22 PM

this is bananas :(

sam is running against me :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 11th, 2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680183)
I look like a grey. :(


DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING WARM WEATHER. I SEE THOSE SHORTS.

Sam Apr 11th, 2010 03:10 PM

THOSE ARE CARGO PANTS.

BTW ELX, YOU GOIN DOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNN LIKE A SWEET MUFFIN.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680208)

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 680215)
hey guys look at my shitty drawings made with a ballpoint pen, some idiot out there will probably buy these!

:lol






Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680208)


Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 680215)
with a ballpoint pen





Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680208)

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 680215)
a ballpoint pen


Grislygus Apr 11th, 2010 04:06 PM

Jesus Christ, does he have the brain of a fucking goldfish?

Tadao Apr 11th, 2010 04:14 PM

I hope he losses his password again

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2010 04:19 PM

I want him to post more often. Yes.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2010 04:24 PM

I actually want him too as well :( He'll pop in whenever no ones around, pause, post, and bail out before anyone can make him cry :( He just wants to be loved, you heartless bastards


On a related note, have you guys SEEN Sam's avatar? That's the best goddamn ballpoint pen drawing I've ever seen in my life

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2010 06:42 PM

There is a suggestion that they are a rare and hard to get item. Like I am suggesting she retrieve the ark of the covenant or the Maltese falcon. But she might just be refusing to stand up. :x

Otto Apr 11th, 2010 06:45 PM

It is a proven fact that Papermate marker pens cure any form of cancer.

Terra Apr 12th, 2010 12:17 AM

I would love to have a pee date with Tadao. Just to see if ..you know..we might mesh well. What, with his living with his parents and then sharing time with his gf.

No. I promise to not cross the streams.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:01 AM

I'D FUCK THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR BONEY ASS AND THEN SERVE YOUR KID PANCAKES SHAPED LIKE HELLOKITTY. BUT I'M A ONE LADY KINDA GUY SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TIL I DESTROY YET ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP.

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 01:13 AM

I don't really don't fucking think I'm drunk, but once as I got back and started writing and I just spent five minutes trying to fix my incorrect spelling of activites, hating the omnipresent red line smugly sitting under it AND NOW I'M SHARING, FUCK YOU

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 01:15 AM

Sam's gonna be mad that hes sharing a pee date. :(

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 680227)
this is bananas :(

sam is running against me :(

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE CONTEXT OF THIS IS

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680309)
Sam's gonna be mad that hes sharing a pee date. :(

ONE MAN GATHERS WHAT ANOTHER MAN SPILLS

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2010 01:28 AM

Anyone know of a good DVD ripper? I'm tired of pirating things I already own. It's dumb and the quality is always shite.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:50 AM

rip to avi?

Pub Lover Apr 12th, 2010 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680299)

Always a pleasure. :wank
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 680307)
:squigly:squigly

Ain't she just the best? The Zuke needs to tie this one down before some other fella gets in there.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 03:00 AM

NO! SHE'S ONE OF MINE! HE NEEDS MY PERMISSION FIRST!

Sam Apr 12th, 2010 03:01 AM

THIS IS HORSE SHIT

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 03:16 AM

SHE GOT YELLOW FEVER

Spoilers!

Sam Apr 12th, 2010 03:21 AM

NO ONE WANTED TO PISS ON HER BEFORE I DID

NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO PISS ON HER

FUCK YA'LL >:

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 04:21 AM

:pagebrak

I don't want to pee play with her. I want to fuck her mouth hole and cum all up in her hair. Then make her kid pancakes.

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2010 04:33 AM

Hey, Shrubfest. Where you at? Lemme aks you sumthin'.

How you doin', gurl?

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 01:01 PM

according to my kid's bathtub, hot water makes you Asian.


Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:06 PM

Chinese to be specific

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 01:08 PM

well, duh, a japanese baby would be dumping that gel shit in the onsen and having the time of its life

Otto Apr 12th, 2010 01:15 PM

A Chinese baby with a spit-curl.

Pub Lover Apr 12th, 2010 01:38 PM

That is it's ear.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:55 PM

Jap babies eyes slant the other way

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 01:56 PM

Why the hell am I the only person in the United States that thinks Trailer Park Boys is funny as fuck?

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 01:57 PM

My best friend loves it. He's an idiot though.

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 01:59 PM

and why would the bathtub manufacturer think a parent would need to be reminded as to whether or not their baby's bathwater was cold or scalding hot

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 02:02 PM

I think its hilarious :( My friends, my coworkers, even my brother thought it was retarded (and that kid still watches cartoons at the age of seventeen, WHILE SOBER)

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2010 02:02 PM

My mother loves it. She's an idiot, though.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 02:15 PM

Dear Kitsa.

Spoilers!

The Leader Apr 12th, 2010 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680373)
I think its hilarious :( My friends, my coworkers, even my brother thought it was retarded (and that kid still watches cartoons at the age of seventeen, WHILE SOBER)

Bubbles is the best.

Also, what's wrong with cartoons? >:

WhiteRat Apr 12th, 2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680370)
Why the hell am I the only person in the United States that thinks Trailer Park Boys is funny as fuck?

I've met dozens of people who love the show. When I was deployed we would have 10 or people crowding around my laptop watching the seasons on DVD every night. I have met only one person who I introduced the show to that didn't like it.

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 04:20 PM

BUBBALS


Depends on the cartoon

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2010 04:21 PM

Glad to hear I'm not the ONLY ONE, though. I would have bet money that it would have been a big hits with my friends in Coos Bay OR, but it just went flying over their heads (as did my Bill Hicks dvds)

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 05:09 PM


Terra Apr 12th, 2010 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 680358)
according to my kid's bathtub, hot water makes you Asian.


So that's what happened to my child!! :confused:

What brand is that, Kitsa?

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 08:18 PM

TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dixie Apr 12th, 2010 08:38 PM

and i'm back. glowbelly did not come see me.
:(
she had a good reason though, but maybe next time.

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 08:44 PM

Fisher-price, I think?

Yep, fisher-price.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Fisher-Pri...i_sku=11315703

Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2010 08:46 PM

Know what every newborn child actually needs?

Spoilers!

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 08:56 PM

SEXYPARTYTIME

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2010 09:55 PM

NSFW! >:

Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2010 09:59 PM

But safe for kids! :eek

elx Apr 12th, 2010 10:23 PM

woah that thing really does turn your baby azn :( the blonde mother has a blonde baby in one photo and then an azn-esque one in the next!

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:33 PM

SHUT UP AND SHOW ME MORE LEG

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:33 PM

CAUSE I LOVE YOUR LEGS BABY

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:34 PM

YOUR BRAIN IS OK BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUB MY COCK ON YOUR BRAIN

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:35 PM

SO SHOW ME SOME ASS CHEEK AND LEG BABY

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 680449)
woah that thing really does turn your baby azn :( the blonde mother has a blonde baby in one photo and then an azn-esque one in the next!


Holy shit, you're right. I hadn't even noticed.

This is all too much to be sheer coincidence. Hot water plus fisher-price tub turns your baby Asian!

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:36 PM

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2010 10:41 PM

it's not like you don't have a way to turn babies azn, tadao.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 10:44 PM

I got a vasectomy. :tear

Sam Apr 12th, 2010 11:14 PM

TADAO CAN'T EVEN GET AN ERECTION WITHOUT CREAKING LIKE A OLD HOUSE IN A HARD WIND. >:

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:19 PM

I GOT BANNED FROM GBFANS CAUSE I TOLD IT LIKE IT IS!


:CRY

The Leader Apr 12th, 2010 11:24 PM

What's GBFans?

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:31 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12183

Send him pm's telling him that he is a pussy fagt

Sam Apr 12th, 2010 11:31 PM

IT'S A GHOSTBUSTERS FANSITE THAT TADAO AND I FREQUENT

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:32 PM

http://www.gbfans.com/community/view...=19729&start=0

Cause i teased a fat fucker :(

The Leader Apr 12th, 2010 11:32 PM

But he hasn't been on for months. :\

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:34 PM

fgt plkease!

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:36 PM

Rock-et ship (x2)

I'm going on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x2)

My bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm ready to go-o

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Liftoff

Goin' to Planet X
There's a girl on Planet X
I don't know her
But that's alright
She don't know me either

Rock-et ship (x2)

I'm goin' on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x4)

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2010 11:54 PM

Google Chrome says that website doesn't exist. Wait, no. Just that topic. :lol

You got blacklisted, Tadao. :lol

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2010 11:55 PM

GUYS, I BOUGHT SEVEN BANANAS JUST NOW

BUT- HEADFAKE

I'M PROBABLY NOT EVEN GOING TO EAT THEM ALL

Tadao Apr 12th, 2010 11:59 PM

It's like my thread got ******ed. :(

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2010 12:02 AM

Don't worry, Tadao. Them bitches ain't shit, yo.

DevilWearsPrada Apr 13th, 2010 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680370)
Why the hell am I the only person in the United States that thinks Trailer Park Boys is funny as fuck?

you're too much of a douchebag to like funny things

Tadao Apr 13th, 2010 01:18 AM

stfu disease

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2010 01:53 AM

http://www.mtv.com/videos/the-maxx-e...playlist.jhtml
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXX

Grislygus Apr 13th, 2010 01:54 AM

:lol At least he's trying. The half-retarded little bastard can't even tell the difference a ballpoint pen and A STICK OF CHARCOAL, we needs to protect and support him

Tadao Apr 13th, 2010 01:59 AM

Anyone remember Liquid Television? Anyone? Fgts.

Sam Apr 13th, 2010 02:02 AM

I DO.

OLD FGGT.

Tadao Apr 13th, 2010 02:06 AM

HIGH FGT!

Tadao Apr 13th, 2010 02:42 AM

WOW, WHO DELETED MY gbfans are fgts THREAD? WHAT A CUNT MOVE.

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2010 02:44 AM

I'm gonna miss you, Tadao.

Tadao Apr 13th, 2010 02:51 AM

Gay :(

I'll miss you the most FZ

Sam Apr 13th, 2010 03:08 AM

PROBABLY DR BOOGIE DOWN

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2010 03:16 AM

Oh, this is melodramatic.

Babs Apr 13th, 2010 04:06 AM

I want to know what it's like to be missed :(

Pentegarn Apr 13th, 2010 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680510)
WOW, WHO DELETED MY gbfans are fgts THREAD?

We must get the greatest investigative minds on this, stat!

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2010 07:23 AM

I remember Liquid Television. Wasn't that where Beavis and Butt-head were before they had the show?

And Aeon Flux before it was a shitty movie :(

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2010 10:36 AM

Cincinnati man calls police because hooker shortchanged him in White Castle restroom:

link potentially NSFW

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tecastle1.html

Zhukov Apr 13th, 2010 11:16 AM

Maybe there's only a certain amount of common sense in the world, and as the population grows, more people miss out.

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2010 12:00 PM

also, it's cincinnati.

Otto Apr 13th, 2010 12:17 PM

I remember liquid television! Most of the animators work for Augenblick Studios (Superjail!, Ugly Americans) now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 13th, 2010 12:20 PM

THE MAXX

Brothers Grump?

I have season 1 of THE HEAD on vhs.

Dixie Apr 13th, 2010 02:40 PM

hey sucky mcdickface! i hope you die to death!

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2010 05:52 PM

I have taken out the garbage, lysoled, opened the windows, changed my clothes...WHY DO I STILL SMELL BABY POOP :(

The Leader Apr 13th, 2010 05:54 PM

It might just be your ocd. Sometimes I get to thinking that I smell stuff and it's just me imagining it.

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2010 06:16 PM

maybe :(

I used to have a physician coworker who thought he was about to have a seizure every time he smelled citrus or coffee, since sometimes you phantom-smell those things before seizures.

RaNkeri Apr 13th, 2010 06:19 PM

Must've been a treat during coffee breaks

MarioRPG Apr 13th, 2010 07:04 PM

Should have slipped some coffee grinds into his pocket or something.


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