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Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 10:54 AM

What's with all these boners about Google Chrome I still use Internet Explorer version 6

RaNkeri Sep 5th, 2008 11:41 AM

Looking into your eyes I know I'm right
If there's anything worth my love it's worth a fight
We only get one chance
But nothing ties our hands
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

Running away will never make you free
And nothing we sign is any kind of guarantee
I wanna hold you now
I won't hold you down

I'm shaking the past
Making my breaks
Taking control
If that's what it takes


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

I wanna hold you now
I wont hold you down
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach

(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

A universal flu vaccine which could mean an end to the annual flu jab is being trialled on UK volunteers.
Uh oh, zombie plague. :antiscience
Quote:

13 golf balls are removed... from inside a Labrador
Huh, pretty cool. That dog likes gobbling balls. :proscience
Probably didn't even need to put peanut butter on them. :kulturkampf

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 577940)
HIGHFIVE!

Code:

hey do you think this guy knows that we're fucking with him

Or the flip side!

Code:

He does now

Grislygus Sep 5th, 2008 03:19 PM

Code:

he BETTER, fuck, it's like teaching a parrot to say "I'm an asshole" so far

MarioRPG Sep 5th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577874)
My plan involves articulate verbal skills and making unawkward faces so it's still a fucking work in progress >:

That's why you get her to look the other way when you ask.

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 07:15 PM

Yes it's fake.


Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 07:23 PM

Is Tadao's avatar a red x for anyone else

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 07:25 PM

That picture made me warm inside of my pants, then last night the internet told me it was fake

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 07:25 PM

That would be strange, I-Mockery saves avatars to it's own database.

Hey Esu, do you plan to get the girl with music?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 577990)
I don't know man I just spent like 45 minutes of my time on what amounts to 20 seconds of gay noise so don't tell me it doesn't have its merits


Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2008 07:27 PM

I'm going to stand on her lawn and hold my laptop over my head :(

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 07:27 PM

YOU BETTER MAKE HER A SEX EPIC YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 07:30 PM


Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 07:59 PM

Spy.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 5th, 2008 08:00 PM

Meet the sandvich.

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 08:06 PM

meet the shamwow

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 08:06 PM

there should be a skin replacement that turns the scout's bat into a rolled up shamwow.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 08:08 PM

More like Zorbeez, amirite?

executioneer Sep 5th, 2008 09:23 PM

i don't know what this gibberish you n*ggers are talking is but quit it ok

JJ_Maniac Sep 5th, 2008 10:46 PM

Those shamwow things are bullshit. If they're selling five billion of them along with every normal purchase, they can't be worth ANYTHING.
I personally think the Scout's bat should be replaced by a giant novelty corndog.

Tadao Sep 5th, 2008 10:48 PM

Spoilers!

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 10:50 PM

I like the one that replaces it with a big purple dildo.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Maniac (Post 578080)
I personally think the Scout's bat should be replaced by a giant novelty corndog.

Hey knucklehead! Want some fries with that? Boink!

Guitar Woman Sep 5th, 2008 10:51 PM

Statistics indicate that knife fighting with your Otherworld twin aboard haunted merry go rounds is the number one killer of teens in Toluca county. Probably because of that fucking janky blocking system.

Ploxtrot Sep 5th, 2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 578082)
I like the one that replaces it with a big purple dildo.

Chad Warden would be proud.


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