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Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 01:41 AM

Really?

Dixie Feb 14th, 2008 02:03 AM

ElPila, that was one of the worst things you could ever do. Clowns are not violent, they are retarded and have no place in this world.

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 02:09 AM

Here ya go.

ElPila666 Feb 14th, 2008 02:11 AM

I surrender

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 12:47 PM

I-Mockery Chat(FIGHT! FIGHT!)

Moobs Feb 14th, 2008 12:49 PM

WHO WANTS SOME? >:

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532062)
Those are tears of joy, aren't they?

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532065)
I CANNOT EXPERIECNE JOY SO HOW COULD THEY BE ;_;

:tear

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 01:01 PM

Someone find Willie a good woman please. I want a pic of him smiling while jumping in the air and clicking his heels.

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532069)
warning at least 90% of my internet angsty whining is hyperbole and should be discounted

WARNING JOKES! :eek

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532126)
Someone find Willie a good woman please.

THAT is a very FartinMowler thing to say. >:

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 532078)
just when I thought I had lived that picture down ;<


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532126)
I want a pic of him smiling while jumping in the air and clicking his heels.


Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 01:19 PM

Willie = wallpaper

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 01:23 PM


Moobs Feb 14th, 2008 01:34 PM


ElPila666 Feb 14th, 2008 02:31 PM

How long is this fight last?

Grislygus Feb 14th, 2008 02:42 PM

This shit always finishes before I show up

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 03:38 PM

IT'S NOT OVER BETWEEN SAM AND I.

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 03:40 PM

Every time I try and smile, it's always a frown. :(

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 532084)
Clowns are not violent, they are retarded and have no place in this world.

I fucking disagree


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 04:22 PM


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 507559)
This thread violates Section XIV of GADZOOK'S "STARTING NEW THREADS: THE ROOLS AND DROOLS™" and I hearby mark this thread for deletion. >:

But yeah I really want it too but not as much as I really want a sandwich right now. What's your favorite sandwich?

This thread is now about sandwiches.

Thread over, mods please lock.

:eek

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 507670)
To the mastermind behind the siphoning of my gas:
Ever hear of Murphy's Law? The silly old admonition that if something wrong can happen, it probably will? Well, maybe you caught a glimpse of the green leaf insignia on my piece-of-shit car. In the odd chance that you did, perhaps you thought to yourself, "hey, I know what that means! It means that the owner of this car has the option to live responsibly toward the environment by using 85% Ethanol fuel!" To suppose further, you may have realized that there was a slim chance that I actually used E85 fuel in my last fill-up, seeing as the nearest public place that offers it is about thirty miles away.

However, it would be rather odd if you were to know that the last time I filled up was in Noblesville in one such location, and that I did in fact opt to save a little money at the expense of a little mileage. With this in mind, I guess I'll confess that I don't really know what a little excess alcohol will do to your car, to make a few baseline assumptions leading to the fact that you, unlike me, do not drive a vehicle designed to ward against ethanol-induced engine corrosion. Maybe nothing will happen because of it, maybe you'll get colon cancer. Time will tell and time is hell, as they say.

So, whatever misfortunes may come, at least you can say to yourself, "Lo, what a cock-sucking asshole I am. I guess I had it coming."

:lol

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 07:03 PM

SAM! JUST BECAUSE YOU LOGGED OFF OF AIM ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME QUESTIONING YOUR MANHOOD! >:

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 07:14 PM

:confused:

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 07:18 PM


Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 07:31 PM

Da de la dut dut dut dut da da

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:00 PM

I HATE EDUCATION SPECIALISTS AND I THINK THEY KNOW THIS FROM MY OBNOXIOUS NATURE. >:

OH REAL LIFE WOES! WHY CANNOT THE INTERNET FIX YOU! :(

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:03 PM

"WE'LL FIX YOUR REAL LIFE PROBLEMS, PUB!"


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:04 PM

THANK YOU DANCING CATS

YOUR EFFORTS ARE APPRECIATED ;)

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:06 PM

"YOU'RE WELCOME, PUB!"


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532198)
there's more fish in the sea, unfortunately most of them have too high of a mercury content and will slowly kill you


Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 08:24 PM


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 08:27 PM

BUDDY, YOU VERY NEARLY ARE! :eek

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 08:33 PM

You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

And then i could finally feel confident about saying "Call us LEGION for we are many"

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 08:39 PM

sex with monkeys is not advised

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 09:16 PM

I'm watching the Human Stain and now I want to read the book of the same name. Never read any of Roth's stuff.

SOUNDS LIKE I'M IN FOR A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY.

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2008 09:22 PM

Or I might just go rent the Frighteners and call it even.

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 09:26 PM

Or find a monkey and have HOT MONKEY SEX!

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 532253)
You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

I know seven people in my family born between the 18th and 22nd of November :eek

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 09:53 PM

I was born nov, 3rd.... just far enough away to NOT have my Mom nickname me "pumpkin".

But close enough to Hallowe'en to where I can usually celebrate Hallowe'en. Samhain, Dia de Los Muertos and my B-Day... all in a week long bender.

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2008 10:08 PM

I go on a week long bender when ever I want a week long bender, there is no need to have an excuse for a week long bender, you week long bender.

liquidstatik Feb 14th, 2008 10:12 PM

DECEMBER 8TH HERE, GUSY

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 10:36 PM

I think Pub is calling me week.... But week long benders take a lot out of you if you don't supplement it with vitamins.

or if you realize that, 3 "week long benders" do not equal 11 years

JediScum Feb 14th, 2008 11:51 PM

So i goes to play poker, and i make it to 3rd (out of six). I make a bad bet and am eliminated. No Prob.

so the winner says "Thanks for making a bad call"

I respond with "Well, i was gonna say 'Good game' but thanks for being a dick"

Was that uncalled for?

Dixie Feb 14th, 2008 11:53 PM

no, I think it was a just statement on your part.

Tadao Feb 14th, 2008 11:56 PM

It sets an uneasy mood for his final opponent. You kind of help by being insulted, so the other guy is uncomfortable now. You could have taken his steam away with a witty retort, and then he would have looked stupid, thus giving the other guy a braver feeling.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 12:10 AM


Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 12:13 AM

dam

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2008 12:29 AM

I think the posts are off for me on this end because Pub misses the Page Brak by one post every damn time

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 12:31 AM


Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532357)

:lol

I'm quoting so you can't edit, & now I've remembered. :lol

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2008 12:42 AM

GW can't edit anyway

Chojin Feb 15th, 2008 12:42 AM

he can't edit anyway :lol

Chojin Feb 15th, 2008 12:43 AM

hey

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2008 12:44 AM

I'll take it from here, sir

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 12:44 AM

I love Lucky Star ;<

Well, the themesong, not the show itself :<

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532367)
GW can't edit anyway

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 532368)
he can't edit anyway :lol

That is what I remembered. ;)

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 12:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH5...eature=related

I'd only reccomend clicking on that if you're megasuperhardcorexxxtreme

Hint: Not Esuohlim-safe

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 12:51 AM

I watched 30 seconds of that & now I'm confused and probably on my way to jail.

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 12:53 AM

lol

Chojin Feb 15th, 2008 12:57 AM


Chojin Feb 15th, 2008 12:58 AM

i meant to only post the first one of those, but that works too

Chojin Feb 15th, 2008 12:59 AM



The monster that quotes the far side is oen of my favorite comics ever

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 01:09 AM

I probably shouldn't mention this, but willie's avatar synchs up perfectly with this remix of Lucky Star's themesong I found ;<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH5...eature=related

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 01:22 AM


My peripheral vision as I scroll down the page makes Tadao's avatar look like a roast chicken.


Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 02:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z96NgRtUg84

RAMALAMA Bang Bang
Flash Bang Big Bang
Bing Bong
Ding Dong
DUM DUM DO DUM DUM

Moobs Feb 15th, 2008 09:08 AM

i can do the lucky star dance :(

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 04:44 PM

I just had the craziest dream :<

I was all playing Thief, and then I called up Emily and was like DRAW SOME REALLY DARK STUFF WE NEED TO MAKE A THIEF COMIC and then it snowed and I realized I didn't have any socks so I called my dad up and asked him to buy me some socks, at which point I woke up and had my hand pressed to the side of my face and was going SOCKS, I NEED SOCKS

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 04:47 PM

I just had the craziest dream :<

I was all playing Thief, and then I called up Emily and was like DRAW SOME REALLY DARK STUFF WE NEED TO MAKE A THIEF COMIC and then it snowed and I realized I didn't have any socks so I called my dad up and asked him to buy me some socks, at which point I woke up and had my hand pressed to the side of my face and was going SOCKS, I NEED SOCKS

it was weird

also, I really don't have any socks. :(

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2008 04:49 PM

thank you internet for letting everyone read that post twice

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2008 05:05 PM

I'm so cold right now.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 06:12 PM


Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 532475)
I'm so cold right now.

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao's sig
We're sowonderfullywonderfullywonderfullywonderfully pretty!

:lol

JediScum Feb 15th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532495)
I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold


I hope those aren't Neurosis lyrics

Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 532522)
I hope those aren't Neurosis lyrics

Late 80s rolling stones

MarioRPG Feb 15th, 2008 10:14 PM

Hell yea

ElPila666 Feb 15th, 2008 10:36 PM

Who's winning the fight?

ElPila666 Feb 15th, 2008 10:43 PM

Quiero sangre!!!

Tadao Feb 15th, 2008 11:19 PM

I like your new avatr Elpia, but I like the old one better.

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 12:20 AM

I should choose one of the choujin's, i don't know maybe the pizza guy

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 12:30 AM

Hahaha yes! Take "The Pizza Guy"

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 01:56 AM

maybe i will

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 02:57 AM

Actually i think the pizza guy is just fine, a boy that delivers happiness to every home as faster as he can. Even Spiderman was a pizza guy.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 03:39 AM

Poor Schimid :<

at least any embarrasing pictures I took of myself have since disappeared making me relatively safe :picklehat

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 05:10 AM

guitar woman you woke up early today. did you have another crazy dream?

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 05:23 AM

I've been up the whole time. >:

I'd be pimping out my NEW WEBSITE THE DOMAIN OF WHICH WILL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE if Chojin had given me administrator status before he conked out

I should go to bed now

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2008 10:25 AM

Kristy Swanson was soooo hot.

MetalMilitia Feb 16th, 2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532564)
I've been up the whole time. >:

I'd be pimping out my NEW WEBSITE THE DOMAIN OF WHICH WILL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE if Chojin had given me administrator status before he conked out

I should go to bed now

I can barely contain my anticipation.


Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2008 12:03 PM

I don't have to go to work because of the thunder and ice storm that fused my doors closed. :)

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 02:07 PM

I'm curious as to what GW would do with a website. It better not be about video games or 4chan.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 02:17 PM

why would I make a website about 4chan

I mean, if you wanted to talk about it you could just go to 4chan

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 02:21 PM

How did the scientology thing go anyways. I know you didn't go, but did anyone?

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 02:26 PM

The Portland protest was lame and epic fail and I'm glad I wasn't associated with it.

the other ones were pretty funny, though. They rickrolled Scientology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zVgnX5V-A

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532598)
The Portland protest was lame and epic fail and I'm glad I wasn't associated with it.

the other ones were pretty funny, though. They rickrolled Scientology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zVgnX5V-A

That would have been fun in big crowds.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 02:57 PM

I wish I could have been at the London protest :<

JOIN ANONYMOUS, WE HAVE FREE FRIED CHICKEN

ElPila666 Feb 16th, 2008 03:28 PM

Scientologist chicken killers!!!

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 03:33 PM

Bing Bang Diggariggadong
Funny words I sing when I am dancing(dancing 3x)
Bing Bang Diggariggadong
Silly words that can mean anything

Get on up,it's time to dance,yeah
It's so much fun being up on our feet

So we go up up,do the jump
move around and clap your hands together
Down,down turn around
Having fun is what it's all about

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 03:34 PM

Scientology = :yum


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