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Tadao Jan 24th, 2011 05:40 PM

BABS, STOP MAKING ME HATE YOU.

http://www.i-mockery.com/goth/suicide.htm

Immortal Goat Jan 24th, 2011 05:45 PM

Does everyone here have babies now except me?

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2011 07:16 PM

I KNOW Me TADAO AND CHOJIN DONT HAVE BABIES CAUSE WERE AWESOME

executioneer Jan 24th, 2011 07:34 PM

babies, more like GAYbies

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2011 08:01 PM

Does everyone here have rabies now except me?

Tadao Jan 24th, 2011 08:14 PM

If I wanted a baby, I would just kidnap one. I hear they are worth more money that way.

Babs Jan 24th, 2011 08:57 PM

Take the elizabeth smart route, why have a baby when you can have a preteen who can wipe it's own ass and obey your every order.

Otto Jan 24th, 2011 09:07 PM

I had a baby, but he don't move too much no more.

Immortal Goat Jan 24th, 2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 711473)
I KNOW Me TADAO AND CHOJIN DONT HAVE BABIES CAUSE WERE AWESOME

SO SINCE I DON'T HAVE BABIES DOES THAT MAKE ME AWESOME TOO

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2011 11:07 PM


Tadao Jan 24th, 2011 11:39 PM

OOOPS

Immortal Goat Jan 24th, 2011 11:55 PM

Looks like you Brak'd a little early but don't worry it happens to the best of us it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2011 12:01 AM

Tadao misses the Brak on purpose because he loves seeing Dylan with his shirt off. :eek

Immortal Goat Jan 25th, 2011 12:49 AM

Is it wrong that I miss the days when we had people like OaO, Kulturkampf, and Vince to poke fun at? I've been away too long, who are the new punching-bags?

Zhukov Jan 25th, 2011 01:12 AM

There are no good ones. Just Babs who is rubbish.

Immortal Goat Jan 25th, 2011 01:18 AM

Why does this depress me so much? We need to find the people I mentioned and get them back into the mix over here.

Babs Jan 25th, 2011 01:46 AM

I honestly don't know why you all pretty much loathe me. I can't be on here all the time to try and impress you all one by one.

Zhukov Jan 25th, 2011 02:54 AM

I think the interesting thing is that everyone has their own personal, and only slightly justifiable, reasoning.

Babs Jan 25th, 2011 04:14 AM

In which I'm still in the dark about. Two years and it still hasn't changed. The consistency is applaudable but the befuddlement as to why is even more astounding.

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2011 04:23 AM

I miss Rankeri. He needs to stop getting his doctorate and miami vice, fuck yeah

Zhukov Jan 25th, 2011 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 711510)
In which I'm still in the dark about. Two years and it still hasn't changed. The consistency is applaudable but the befuddlement as to why is even more astounding.

Pretty much because you looked 90% of this post up in spell check.


I remember when everyone used to hate Rankeri, and then he stuck around long enough for people to not mind him, and then he left. Like that was all he set out to achieve; not be hated.

I think I'm neutral to most people, which is poor effort after so many years.

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2011 09:07 AM


Babs Jan 25th, 2011 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711515)
Pretty much because you looked 90% of this post up in spell check.


I remember when everyone used to hate Rankeri, and then he stuck around long enough for people to not mind him, and then he left. Like that was all he set out to achieve; not be hated.

I think I'm neutral to most people, which is poor effort after so many years.

Yeah I know it's hard to believe a person as myself went to college for a prolonged period to achieve a degree. Spell check my ass.

Tadao Jan 25th, 2011 11:50 AM

Spellchecker is automatic in Firefox.

Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711515)
I remember when everyone used to hate Rankeri, and then he stuck around long enough for people to not mind him, and then he left. Like that was all he set out to achieve; not be hated.

Rankeri is one of the rare cases where someone I absolutely hated at the beginning turned out to be pretty cool.

Babs is ok in my book! We occasionally chat it up over PM and he's a pretty level-headed, intelligent dude! And that was after 20 back-and-forth PMs of passive-aggressive sarcasm to feel each other out first.

executioneer Jan 25th, 2011 01:35 PM

i'm not feeling anyone out, via PM or otherwise :x

Tadao Jan 25th, 2011 01:51 PM


Babs Jan 25th, 2011 03:30 PM

missed the brak but it's all good. Surgery went well today, just felling a little loopy now from the anesthesia.

edit: my dick is numb

Tadao Jan 25th, 2011 04:01 PM

YOU DON'T EVEN GET WHY I BRAKED THAT PIC, YOU'LL NEVER LEARN. FUCKING HELL.

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2011 04:57 PM

i'll brak your mother

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2011 05:19 PM

This thread's all weird for me. I'm suddenly missing a page that I can never get back to.

Tadao Jan 25th, 2011 05:59 PM

Oh noes!

Seven Force Jan 25th, 2011 06:09 PM

Blinded by the light

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2011 06:54 PM

I feel guilty for ever making that picture.

In other news, I was googling ideas for my kid's first birthday tomorrow. One particularly out-of-touch party planner suggests the following idea for winter babies: make all of the party guests help you plant a "winter garden" outside, with holly and crocus (which I think are supposed to be planted in the fall) etc. Yes, during the party. Then when they come back subsequent years they can check on the progress of the garden they all helped plant on the baby's first birthday.

Of all the idiot ideas. Sounds like an excellent way to ensure that no one comes back for the 2nd.

Guess what's never happening.

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2011 08:04 PM

I have a love hate relationship with that picture. On the one hand, its kind of funny that when people walk through the room they shudder. On the other hand, it makes me shudder.

Sam Jan 25th, 2011 09:15 PM

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS NEVER SENDS ME PMs :(

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2011 10:28 PM

You never sent him those nudes of D4B. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2011 11:42 PM


Zhukov Jan 26th, 2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711556)
I feel guilty for ever making that picture.

In other news, I was googling ideas for my kid's first birthday tomorrow. One particularly out-of-touch party planner suggests the following idea for winter babies: make all of the party guests help you plant a "winter garden" outside, with holly and crocus (which I think are supposed to be planted in the fall) etc. Yes, during the party. Then when they come back subsequent years they can check on the progress of the garden they all helped plant on the baby's first birthday.

Of all the idiot ideas. Sounds like an excellent way to ensure that no one comes back for the 2nd.

Guess what's never happening.

That's so embarrassingly dumb.

captain516 Jan 26th, 2011 04:30 AM

Hello everybody, I must be going.

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2011 01:36 PM

Dude I didn't know Jack LaLanne was capable of dying

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2011 01:46 PM

All those years of exercise and juicing vegetables and he dies before a hundred. It don't do shit.

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2011 09:57 PM

Just now back from my kid's first birthday party. I feel absolutely shitty without being able to put a finger on precisely why.

I think it's in part because my dad said things like "keep it moving, get the gifts unwrapped" and other impatient-with-proceedings phrases, and as a result I felt like I was scrambling from gifts to cake to cleanup without anything really sinking in or being enjoyed (at least by me).

Then Mr. Kitsa had a lot to say about how grateful I should be that everyone (including and especially himself) had done me this big favor by showing up, and although I am grateful I also paid for dinner and alcohol at a nice restaurant so I don't feel that people were really 100% put-out by coming.

I guess parties just ultimately end up being a big letdown, nature of the beast. I would have held up a lot better if certain parties had kept their mouths shut.

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2011 10:53 PM

Just drop those same phrases at the things they insist you show up at. Then, if they get pissy about the comments, drop a "I did you a favor by coming" right back on them

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2011 12:43 AM

You had alcohol at a child's birthday?

kahljorn Jan 27th, 2011 02:32 AM

next time just do something cool with your kid and tell everyone else to wait for their birthdays :lol

they should be glad the party wasn't a bunch of kids and some pizza at your house ;/

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711596)
You had alcohol at a child's birthday?


Well, the child didn't have any. We chose a restaurant we frequent, where they make a huge deal out of birthdays. It was 10 adults and the kid, because all of her same-age cousins were too far away to attend. She's only 1 so I doubt she cares. The restaurant makes incredible margaritas, so many of the adults had one. Then after we ate all the waiters came out carrying a giant sundae, slapped a sombrero on her head, and sang their restaurant's birthday song in Spanish. She loved the attention.

Then we came home where I'd made a giant cake in the shape of a 1 and had wine and sparkling grape juice if anyone wanted it.

executioneer Jan 27th, 2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711596)
You had alcohol at a child's birthday?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711605)
after we ate all the waiters

:eek

Babs Jan 27th, 2011 03:34 PM

Mr. Kitsa did you a big favor by showing up at his own child's first birthday?

Esuohlim Jan 27th, 2011 04:12 PM

Mr. Kitsa sounds like a catch!

Tadao Jan 27th, 2011 04:26 PM

:pagebrak

If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2011 04:38 PM

idk, I feel slightly less bitchy about it today but at the time I just wished everyone would shut the fuck up and let the kid have her party. She probably enjoyed it plenty either way.

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2011 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711637)
:pagebrak

If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.

So an epic 7 hour tantric birthday bash?

elx Jan 27th, 2011 09:10 PM

wow. grown up vitamins are terrible! how do you guys do it!? they're huge and they taste like chalk. are we allowed to crush them up or let them dissolve in pudding or something? :( will they be just as effective?

please write a blog post on the subject matter, almighty health guru chojin

elx Jan 27th, 2011 09:14 PM

also congratulations on finally being able to grow facial hair milhouse

elx Jan 27th, 2011 09:16 PM

and happy birthday baby kitsa!

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2011 10:00 PM

You just swallow them without chewing.

elx Jan 27th, 2011 10:13 PM

they're too big

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2011 10:44 PM

Gentlemen, Miss Elx is in need of a lesson on how to fit large objects in her mouth without choking. :posh

elx Jan 27th, 2011 10:56 PM

i have vampire teeth

elx Jan 27th, 2011 11:03 PM

pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2011 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx
they're too big

What are they, the size of a fist?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 711657)
i have vampire teeth

As long as you don't sparkle; I find that very hot. :eek :yum :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:04 AM

Seriously, tell me you have vagina dentata & I'll try and marry you. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 492849)
Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 492854)
fuck now i keep singing Hakunamatata.

screw you sethomas.

..

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:06 AM

I miss Seth & Kahl. Those chaps should come back. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 711658)
pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.

And here was me going to suggest this valentines day theme avatar for you.


Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:11 AM

Plus you don't want to be compared with Jeanette. She is crazy. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:12 AM

More so even than the loopy poop stuff she posts on here. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:13 AM

Loopy Poop. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:28 AM

So I'm thinking Carl Sagan as I can't find one I like of Brian Cox. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 01:29 AM


captain516 Jan 28th, 2011 01:46 AM

Stephen Hawking looked waaaay different when he was younger

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2011 07:33 AM

Time marches on
Blink, then it's gone
Make no mistake
It's vanishing

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2011 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711592)
Just now back from my kid's first birthday party. I feel absolutely shitty without being able to put a finger on precisely why.

I think it's in part because my dad said things like "keep it moving, get the gifts unwrapped" and other impatient-with-proceedings phrases, and as a result I felt like I was scrambling from gifts to cake to cleanup without anything really sinking in or being enjoyed (at least by me).

Then Mr. Kitsa had a lot to say about how grateful I should be that everyone (including and especially himself) had done me this big favor by showing up, and although I am grateful I also paid for dinner and alcohol at a nice restaurant so I don't feel that people were really 100% put-out by coming.

I guess parties just ultimately end up being a big letdown, nature of the beast. I would have held up a lot better if certain parties had kept their mouths shut.


Happy Baby Birthday day a few days ago :)

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2011 05:06 PM

:pagebrak

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2011 06:16 PM

Why are there creepy asian dudes around here with Elmo winter hats and Hello Kitty car seat covers

Tadao Jan 28th, 2011 08:24 PM

It's Hip!

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2011 02:41 AM

So a man at work today asked for my help, and he also happened to have a flaming swastika tattooed on his neck. I basically told him that I wasn't going to talk to him, and also added in a little bit of colourful language. Later on I was told by some bumwad in management, while I proudly told my exaggerated story in the tea room, that we should strive to serve everyone to the best of our abilities no matter their beliefs.


Also, half way through typing that the ice cream van stopped outside my house. First time in the 5 years I've been here.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2011 02:47 AM

I bet he would help a aboriginal. The flaming Swastika probably just means that he thinks Nazis should burn for their hate crimes.

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2011 02:58 AM

His mate had a full half of his face covered with one (Seriously, how do you get a job with this?) and they both had rat tail hair cuts, so I knew he was a racist.

Babs Jan 29th, 2011 06:55 PM

It's okay, over 90% of people with facial tattoo's commit suicide.

MarioRPG Jan 30th, 2011 04:30 PM

Is that really a fact?

Tadao Jan 30th, 2011 05:26 PM


Zhukov Jan 31st, 2011 03:42 AM

WOAH. So they came back today and followed me around at work, then waited outside for me afterwards. What made it worse was that while they were standing outside the front door, other staff were casually chatting to them - am I the only prick with spine/ideals that would tell a nazi to get fucked? Anyway I walked out with a length of stick and they just watched me from their car. No, they didn't follow me home.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2011 11:24 AM

People usually let skinheads scare them. That is their primary weapon. Once they find someone who isn't intimidated by them, they try even harder. They are usually giant pussies who confuse fear with respect.

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2011 11:37 AM

Edit: Then again, it's probably a terrible idea in many ways.

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2011 01:09 PM

I get to see some sort of heart surgery tomorrow :D Gonna be intense. And yes, I've already been told to take some Junior Mints.

kahljorn Jan 31st, 2011 03:11 PM

zhukov i dont know who the bigger racist you or him

his swastica could be the good kind of swastica and he could be all deeply spiritual and just wanting to save people with his swastica of life

Tadao Jan 31st, 2011 10:52 PM

When you see him say "Sup my nigga" and fist bump him. Also wear a Nelson Mandela pin to work. Nazis hate Mandela.

Hey Mario, good luck.

Dr. Boogie Feb 1st, 2011 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711777)
WOAH. So they came back today and followed me around at work, then waited outside for me afterwards. What made it worse was that while they were standing outside the front door, other staff were casually chatting to them - am I the only prick with spine/ideals that would tell a nazi to get fucked? Anyway I walked out with a length of stick and they just watched me from their car. No, they didn't follow me home.

Well there's your answer about how someone with a face tattoo finds work: they don't. They just spend all their time stalking people who make fun of their tattoos.

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2011 07:23 AM

I talked to someone who was chatting with them and it turns out they were shopping around for stuff to clean spraypaint off their house. HAHA.

Mario: have fun with your INTENSE surgery Mario. Good luck dude.

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2011 03:59 PM

My school cancelled class tomorrow for the third time in 150 years for a snowstorm that hasn't even started yet :|

Tadao Feb 1st, 2011 06:46 PM

:lol Onion News had a thing calle Snowpocolypse in which Obama sent massive aid to New Orleans because a tiny bit of snow was expected to fall.

Kitsa Feb 1st, 2011 10:04 PM

It's the snowpocalypse and we're all gonna die.

Immortal Goat Feb 2nd, 2011 08:20 PM

It feels like I'm living in Northrend. Maybe not Icecrown Citadel, but at LEAST Borean Tundra (WoWreferencegodIsuck) :(

LordSappington Feb 2nd, 2011 08:37 PM

It's currently 20 degrees in Austin, and everyone is flipping the fuck out.

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2011 09:24 PM

It's fucking freezing in Los Angeles. High of 62 today. I had to wear a light coat. >:

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2011 10:34 PM

lololololol snow lolololol

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2011 11:35 PM



It's that time of the year. To seize.


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