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Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2011 06:59 PM

You could always post a dozen shitty music videos in a row. Or some shitty art. Or some disgusting transvestite. Y'know, stuff that really matters.

ItalianStereotype Oct 3rd, 2011 07:01 PM

Let's talk about gingers

Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2011 07:02 PM

I haven't been feeling well, braw. You try'na make me hurl, bro?

ItalianStereotype Oct 3rd, 2011 07:03 PM

Aw yeah, 6000 posts and it only took me 9 years to do it!

Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2011 07:04 PM


:puke

ItalianStereotype Oct 3rd, 2011 07:04 PM

let's discuss gingers on the internet

why are they

Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2011 07:05 PM

I hid my Achilles' heel for 9 years. Huzzah!

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 07:07 PM

When the freckles look like war paint, it's bad, but when they're really light and their hair is that sweet shade of red. Man, bonerific.

Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2011 07:07 PM

I remember being so grossed out by gingers when I was a kid that I refused to play tag or any other contact game with them.

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 07:08 PM

The ginger guys still kind of weird me out though. Girls though, are very good stuff.

I mean, look at this dude.



I always hated him a lot more than clarissa did. Not that I ever watched that show.

Supafly345 Oct 3rd, 2011 07:38 PM

What are you a nazi.

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 745249)
You could always post a dozen shitty music videos in a row. Or some shitty art. Or some disgusting transvestite. Y'know, stuff that really matters.










Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2011 07:51 PM

Granted - that's not a dozen, but I think that's enough if you're into that sort of thing.

Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2011 07:56 PM

I-MOCKERY CHAT: BONERS GOODBYE

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2011 07:57 PM



and with that

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 08:20 PM

So since I've been predominately stuck in bed for most of the week, I started writing random shit. This led to me writing a story. My friend wants to work with me to do an rpg based on the story. He's in school learning programming, plus he's an artist. My idea was to do it kind of old school with hand drawn backgrounds and also pixelated sprites resembling the jrpgs like Lunar, Vay, and Albert Odyssey that I loved back then. I'm only part way through the story, but another friend tells me that I should just make it a book. Both think the idea behind the story is pretty great and how I'm writing it is good. I've never written anything before, but it's pretty daunting. I may just write the basics down, then go in and add a bunch of the details if I decide to turn it into a novel.

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2011 08:26 PM

I just spent over an hour working on my outside Halloween display shit and none of it works right, dammit.

Even the fog machine I bought doesn't work right. I had it all rigged up to float over a cemetery display with this big winged Grim Reaper flapping overhead, and all it did was loudly blow a big puff of wax-scented smoke into the neighbor's garage before going back into a hibernation repeat "cycle". The Grim Reaper is supposed to have flashing red eyes, howl, and flap his wings. Three brand new battery changes and an annoying-as-fuck screwed-in panel later, he does nothing. I figure it's probably wiring, but had to swap batteries a few times to be sure. Now, if I want to work on him and figure out what isn't connecting right, I have to cut him down from the precarious system of zip ties holding him perfectly in place.

Fuck.

Rongi Oct 3rd, 2011 08:32 PM

I have to read a 26 page paper on plagiarism by tomorrow, because we're getting quizzed on it

What the fuck

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 08:35 PM

I want kitsa as my mom. My mom always remarked that the neighbor's halloween decorations were devilish and complained to other religious neighbors about them. I still got to go out and get candy at least.

And did they just give you the paper today? Because that sounds like a lot of work for one night.

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2011 08:42 PM

dammit I'm only 34 :(

Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2011 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745269)
I have to read a 26 page paper on plagiarism by tomorrow, because we're getting quizzed on it

What the fuck

"PLAGIARISM IS BAD"

FULL CREDIT

College :rolleyes

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745272)
dammit I'm only 34 :(

You're a mom though.

Colonel Flagg Oct 3rd, 2011 09:09 PM

Fun fact - Kitsa could be my daughter. :olderthandirt

Chojin Oct 3rd, 2011 09:17 PM

i have to work in a group in one of my game design classes, and one of the kids in it says he's "mostly a designer and artist, but can program too". today i looked at his portfolio and he draws like chris-chan and his flash programming is on par with pope lazer-tron.

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2011 09:22 PM

I went to an art show where a woman arranged wood chips in piles on pedestals in a manner that apparently meant something to her. They were called things like "sorrow", "spirit of the mountains", that sort of thing. I mean, really woodchips, not driftwood sculptures or anything.

She told me that it was "something called" ephemeral art. It kind of looked like piles of mulch. But then, I make dumb shit out of food, so who am I to judge.

k0k0 Oct 3rd, 2011 09:23 PM

I went to an art show where string was arranged in swirly designs around the room with photos of hands doing different string formations at various points. Free beer though.

Supafly345 Oct 3rd, 2011 09:26 PM

Knowing so many of you guys are going back to school both makes me feel better about going back, and makes me feel like this place is full of people who don't know when to quit.

I wasted my early adulthood.

Chojin Oct 3rd, 2011 09:28 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/pope/pope.html

Emu Oct 3rd, 2011 09:48 PM

:lol It links to the old ezboard.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 745281)
and makes me feel like this place is full of people who don't know when to quit.

f u

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 745271)
And did they just give you the paper today? Because that sounds like a lot of work for one night.

Tbh we got it last night but I didn't feel like reading it because it's 26 fucking pages about how plagiarism is bad

really, college, you needed 26 pages to tell me not to plagiarize?

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 03:57 AM

PLAGIARISM IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS IN COLLEGe

ive probably had like 20 classes where i had to write a report or some shit on plagiarism

ThrashO Oct 4th, 2011 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 745299)
PLAGIARISM IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS IN COLLEGe

ive probably had like 20 classes where i had to write a report or some shit on plagiarism

I had to do that once and I just copied some guys shit off the internet and my professor was like

"GOOD"

Zomboid Oct 4th, 2011 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 745199)
FUN FACT: Camacazio's blog is the top google result for "BONERS AHOY"

Is he a teacher now?

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 11:30 AM

so turns out the quiz was actually on succession and disturbances in a forest located near the school. something i studied for maybe like 20 minutes. i really need to step my shit up this semester :(

oh and some questions about chi-square tests but that shit is easy

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 11:31 AM

Also here's a video I think is funny for some reason

Supafly345 Oct 4th, 2011 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 745308)
Is he a teacher now?

He's a research assistant in a mad science lab. The parts of the year that he is attending classes though he has to teach courses or something for his degree I think.

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 12:08 PM

I just had the splints removed from my nose. It hurt like fuck. The doc said I'd have a heightened sense of smell for a while. I can smell everything now and it sucks worse than when I couldn't smell anything. I'm seriously smelling shit a mile away. Every room I enter smells differently in my house. I went to the barbecue place and it was like I was shoving bbq up my nose.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 01:29 PM

Haha thats like the worst super power ever

Aaarg Oct 4th, 2011 01:40 PM

i'd love to take bbq up the nose (not really)

i dated a girl that claimed that if she stopped smoking cigarettes her sense of smell would be heightened and "the world stinks too much" so she used that as an excuse not to quit. she was also crazy.

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 01:51 PM

Dude, if it doesn't stop, I may take up smoking. That's actually a good idea. I'll give it a month. It truly is the worst super power. Everything has a smell and I'm smelling them all at once.

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 01:58 PM

PEOPLE ARE BITCHING TOO MUCH IN THIS THREAD

NEGATIVE REP FOR ALL

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 02:00 PM

I smell an asshole move.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 4th, 2011 02:02 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 02:43 PM

MY THIGHS WERE TOO SKINNY. NOW THEY'RE TOO FAT.

MY COLLEGE CLASSES ARE THE PITS.

I'M GETTING NOSE SPLINTS.

MY HALLOWEEN DISPLAY IS FALLING APART.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE.

I SMELL TOO MUCH NOW.

SAM WON'T GIVE ME THE NUDE PICTURES OF DRUMMING4BUDDHA.

BOO HOO HOO

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 02:43 PM

y'all can suck some goddamn lemons

ThrashO Oct 4th, 2011 02:49 PM

k0k0 i just farted really bad can u smell it

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 03:23 PM

hey milose my lifes going great!

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 03:30 PM

also you forgot OH BOO HOO THE PICKLES SYSTEM IS GONE

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2011 03:30 PM

I went to Foy's today. I don't know if I've just been going too much and there's less novelty factor or the fact that they now have NO CAMERAS signs all over the place or what, but it was slightly less fun than usual.

They added some shit and I'd like to see them try and stop me from taking pictures from the middle of the street. I'll upload them and stick them on my old Foy's thread.

I did get a strobe light, because everyone needs one and if my display's not going to work the right way maybe I can at least light it in a spooky manner. There weren't any more wtfbuses (I think I bought them all), but I did find the oooolllld 80s version of a Balzac that hadn't been touched since 1989. Thing looks like it came out of a time capsule. I was going to stick it on ebay but if anyone's interested, let me know.

I also got a sticker for the lid of the toilet that makes it look like it's open with spiders crawling out of it, that was like $2.

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 745353)
also you forgot OH BOO HOO THE PICKLES SYSTEM IS GONE

YOU CAN HEAR EM GOING BOO
WA WA HOO HOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO
BOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO
BOO HOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO
IT'S PRISONER CHRISTMAS

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 745345)
SAM WON'T GIVE ME THE NUDE PICTURES OF DRUMMING4BUDDHA.

PICTURES THAT SAM NEVER INTENDED TO SHOW Y'ALL TO BEGIN WITH :picklehat

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 745352)
hey milose my lifes going great!

oh yeah what's so great about being you lately, jerk >:

tbh my life is pretty good compared to people who live in like, angola or something.

b_squared Oct 4th, 2011 03:34 PM

Millhouse needs a post about cupcakes, unicorns and happiness sprinkles.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 4th, 2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745357)
PICTURES THAT SAM NEVER INTENDED TO SHOW Y'ALL TO BEGIN WITH :picklehat

BRING THOSE TO THE FRONT OF THE TABLE.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 03:43 PM

hey can one of you weirdos explain why posting pictures of cheeseburgers or hamburgers or whatever is a banable offense

thanks

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2011 03:45 PM

It was funniest when he came back with double cheeseburgers after the ban

I was waiting for the triple cheeseburgers

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 04:00 PM

It's the only food that makes chojin hungry. And making chojin hungry makes chojin fat. And chojin being fat is NOT an option. Chojin wearing a dress is.

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 745356)
YOU CAN HEAR EM GOING BOO
WA WA HOO HOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO
BOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO HOO
WA WA HOO HOO
BOO HOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO
IT'S PRISONER CHRISTMAS

This is just the kind of post I would have pickled.

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 04:07 PM

It's a very complicated international issue, rongi, that I'm afraid I just don't have the time to discuss right now. I'm sure there is plenty of literature available on the subject in your school's library.

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2011 04:07 PM

Today I discovered an awesome newspaper called "The Slammer". When I saw it on display, I couldn't believe it was real.

Now I have a dilemma because I don't want to encroach on MewBarios' blotter thread. It's its own entity.

So basically I have pics of it that are funny but I don't know where to put them.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 04:17 PM

make a new thread, duh

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 745364)
It's the only food that makes chojin hungry. And making chojin hungry makes chojin fat. And chojin being fat is NOT an option. Chojin wearing a dress is.

lol i bet chojin only eats almonds and fruit or something gay

CHOJIN YOU ARE A BIG GAY

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 04:23 PM

he only eats hamburgers at specific times of the month when his diet allows it

like when he's on his period

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 04:42 PM

his hamburger period

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 04:42 PM

dude bleeds ketchup for seven days

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 04:46 PM

if he doesn't keep his vagina fresh and clean, then his vagina gets all mustardy.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 05:12 PM

he's got sesame seeds all caught up in his vag hairs

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 05:21 PM

my name's chojin i wear dresses and pictures of hamburgers knot up my ovaries

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 07:05 PM

i gues its really my fault. I didn't consider that i might be complicating his pregnancy

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 07:13 PM

The neighbor's complain that the burger grease runoff around chojin's house is clogging the storm drains. Apparently to sate his burger intake, he bathes in the stuff rather than eating it most of the time.

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 07:36 PM

so thats why he has such womanly soft skin

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2011 07:54 PM

fuck, it's like an insult barn-raising.

Sam Oct 4th, 2011 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745357)
PICTURES THAT SAM NEVER INTENDED TO SHOW Y'ALL TO BEGIN WITH :picklehat

THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THEM SHE CALLED ME AND WAS LIKE, "ARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAR" AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH WHATEVER" AND THEN GUITAR PLAYED AND I WAS A SOCK PUPPET.

CUZ THIS MY MMMYYYY UNITED STATES OF WHHHAATTEVVERRRRRR.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:18 PM

man reading through old chat logs (WHEN I SHOULD BE STUDYING) with my ex girlfriend kind of makes me want to die

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:24 PM

BUT THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT HOW SAD WE ARE

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE LESS FAGGY

SO INSTEAD ILL POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BUTTS

CLICK FOR NSFW BUTT

http://files.brobible.com/archive/Bu...chevalier1.jpg


man that's a good butt

too bad that's like the only good part of that gay movie

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:25 PM

i should've probably put that in spoilers but w/e

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 09:29 PM

THATS WHAT MY ASS LOOKS LIKE

:(

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:30 PM

how the hell do you have a girl butt >: ?

my ass is hairy and awful

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:34 PM

MILHORSE CHANGE THE TITLE TO REFLECT HOW THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THE BUTTOCKS

DO IT

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 09:46 PM

Pretty sure milback doesn't give a shit about how you feel about butts.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:57 PM

was that pun intentional

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 09:58 PM

BECAUSE HE CARED WHEN I TURNED THE TIDE OF CONVERSATION TO BONERS, KOKO

HE CARED THEN

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 10:03 PM

I may just be an old fart, but I don't get why you want this topic changed to be about butts. It's fine as boners.

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 10:06 PM

but butts give me a boner, so it's not like we're straying too far off the path here

Pentegarn Oct 4th, 2011 10:08 PM

i-mockery, now with more nudity! :lol

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 11:00 PM

Rongi why you got to be an ass man, breast men get all the perks like a secret menu at Taco Bell and discounts on candy

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 11:02 PM

Also the fact that Jason Schwartzmann got that close to Portman's butt makes me all sorts of peeved

Rongi Oct 4th, 2011 11:21 PM

Boobs are cool, if you're like 15 years old :rolleyes

Butts are where it's at

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 11:24 PM

butts are where the boners at

Sam Oct 4th, 2011 11:32 PM

I COULD PUT MY BONER IN SOME BUTT

Sam Oct 4th, 2011 11:32 PM

IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 01:38 AM

Whatever man you could be looking at a picture of a nice firm butt and then be thinking about all the depraved things you want to do to that butt you know just get it all nice and WHOOPS THAT'S A PICTURE OF KAHLJORN'S NICE FIRM BUTT :x :x

With boobs you know what you're getting into

Sam Oct 5th, 2011 01:57 AM

DONT GET ME WRONG

I COULD PUT MY BONER IN SOME BOOBS TOO

Sam Oct 5th, 2011 01:57 AM

IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2011 02:12 AM

sup

i heard there were butts

Zhukov Oct 5th, 2011 02:43 AM

The bigger the risk, the bigger the payoff. Butts win by a high margin.

kahljorn Oct 5th, 2011 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 745461)
Whatever man you could be looking at a picture of a nice firm butt and then be thinking about all the depraved things you want to do to that butt you know just get it all nice and WHOOPS THAT'S A PICTURE OF KAHLJORN'S NICE FIRM BUTT :x :x

With boobs you know what you're getting into

YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WEre GETTING INTO?

YOU IGNORANT FUCK

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 5th, 2011 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745417)
BUT THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT HOW SAD WE ARE

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE LESS FAGGY

SO INSTEAD ILL POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BUTTS

CLICK FOR NSFW BUTT

http://files.brobible.com/archive/Bu...chevalier1.jpg


man that's a good butt

too bad that's like the only good part of that gay movie

:lol
Thats the only part of the movie I liked too. But I loved that butt.

Colonel Flagg Oct 5th, 2011 09:37 AM

Dammit, 10K I was looking for an airhorn! >:


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