I am quitting my job on monday
since i have been coming here i have been a project manager, done sign repair, tree removal, waited tables (i am the best waiter in the world), been a bar manager, brick layer, and manufactured explosives for the govt, and lied to some russian girls about being an under ware model for calvin klien.
right now i am the CEO of a worldwide compression stocking company, and i fucking hate it. i decided to quit. i am going to be a cook, a writer, and a fuck machine. and most likely poor. so suck it wage slaves, i am once again out of the machine and i aint never going back. im too old, and lazy. |
Live off the fat of the land.
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well, i thought the fuck machine part implied that :rolleyes
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You implied homelessness with that.
edit: I thought you said "The machine." My bad |
it is always my favorite when a joke works two ways.
my homeless sign will be "will fuck fatties for food" |
You could do the sensible thing and stash up paychecks for a while before you quit.
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that is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
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:lol
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i still have a phone number with your name on it in my contact list after all these years, and whenever i scroll past it i wonder if you're having some crazy adventure :o
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yes.
it has been an adventure alright. but i can not complain about anything at all. |
is this company in maryland? i'm getting my business degree this summer and could use a CEO position.
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it is online and i am absolutely terrible at it. i don't think i would expect much from my recommendation.
but a business tip for you, e-commerce! it is the fucking wave of the future. |
this is funny I am also quiting my job Monday. Good Luck! Do you like Pink Floyd?
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I quit my job back in January, it was the best thing I ever did.
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Anyone have resume template suggestions for word?
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Use monstercom got templates. Used them for my last two jobs.
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Why quit on Monday when you could quit on Friday and an enjoy a long weekend.
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I am quitting my job tomorrow aswell. I've been fixing computers and selling computer related shit to people for two years. The job ain't so bad, but the salary is a fucking joke and I hate my boss. This is the first time in my life i'm quitting a job, so i'm really nervous. I shouldn't be, but what can you do.
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man sometimes you have to do what will make you happy. Its not so bad just tell him your over it and moving on :) Who the fuck is he
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But who the fuck are you?
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WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????
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He is 10k, and he is liked around these parts
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I dont remember askng you a fucking thing :lol
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My best buddy got a job at the deli I work at, so I'll be sticking around for a while longer. However, when he leaves in December for boot camp, I'm outta there. I'm hoping to get a job at a firing range a few miles away.
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wow lordSappington that sounds like a nice time i love fire arms
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