My Crazy Dad!
The first in what I INTEND to be a series. Based on a real guy, and what I'd imagine him to be like if he owned a truck and had a son. A couple of things in this are lifted directly from real life things he has said to me.
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fantastic hahah i love your cameo in thsi
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That was brilliant!
It was really different from your usuall style of humor. Was this based off anything? |
Thank you rongi!
This is based on a dude that comes to the theater all the time. He sees every movie, and then walks out and dials 911 and leaves. Specifically, the Luke Skywalker line, the Debbie Harry/Madonna line, and screaming SHIT because I asked for 25 more cents were completely real things that he has said to me in real life. Everything else I made up. |
whoops forgot to thank willie! WILLIE you should have asked me a question to answer! I would have thanked you easier!
haha just joshin thanks a lot willie you're a real pal! |
I actually laughed out loud a few times, that was great!
The best part was when he rolled down the window and called the church a cock sucker :lol The movie was awesome too :lol I hope you make a book of these |
i like how he drives a toyota truck
the king of all trucks the man has taste |
I loved this, Jixby. "Catch you two lovebirds later" and "SHIT!" after seeing Jesus cracked me up. Keep it up!
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Jixby, this was awesome. :)
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Thanks fellas!
I would say thank you better but I am about to split on a road trip, woah! See you two lovebirds later haha |
I'm back!
lets try this again [font size=7]THANK YOU[/font] |
Great!
I DID A GREAT JOB |
it wasn't that great
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I loved that. That luke skywalker thing was gold. And the dog having human eyes, where did that come from?
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Dog having human eyes was a thought I had when I saw a giant movie display for the SHAGGY DOG remake.
I thought, "THAT DOG HAS HUMAN EYES." and then I thought "IT HAS TIM ALLEN'S EYES" and then I grunted. It was great. |
what about ralph nig letter g er?
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This guy is basically so scrambled he has no concept of chronology; he'd usually ask us if we were playing movies that have long since been out of theaters. Hostel, Psycho, Platoon, and Star Wars have all been requested by him. So I figure that probably extends into current events and he still holds onto his grudge with Ralph Nader for making seat belts mandatory in cars.
When I wrote that part, I for some reason thought of another incident that happened with some other batshit crazy people who used to come in. They were a husband/wife team of heroin addicts from new york, and they were both anciently old. Dealing with them was always a nightmare because the husband would do all the talking, and he had a habit of just dropping out of reality and just staring at you for about a minute before answering or doing anything. One slow weekday night I was working concession and I asked if he wanted butter on his popcorn. He took an abnormally long time to answer, even for him, which was fine because they were the only customers I had at this red-hot moment, and his wife suddenly got really upset, as if she'd been needled into getting ridiculously angry, and she shouted, way too loud and almost border-line crying, "WELL, ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER THE MAN OR SHOULD I JUST GET ON THE FLOOR AND JUST N1GGER MYSELF RIGHT HERE??" 30 seconds after his wife yelled at him, he answered my question. They sat on a bench in the lobby for 45 minutes for no reason, and went into their movie way late. About a half hour after that, he came back and asked for a receipt, which I couldn't get him because it had been well over an hour since I served him. So yeah, Ralph Nader and the N-word were both on my mind! It seemed like a match made in heaven. |
Make some more, dammit
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these remind me of my girlfriend's dad if he was actually insane instead of just angry!
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this is probably the best thing I've seen in months
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Hmm, I would try and clean up the dialogue a bit, its choppy and it seems a little forced. Understanding of course that he's hopelessly insane, he still needs to make sense to himself. Otherwise a decent read.
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Well I found it a classy read!
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Haha also "crystal meth and hangin' brain" :lol
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This is awesome
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Thanks everyone! I started drawing a lot this summer to impress girls at work more or less, and I'm glad it actually lead to me making a comic like this. I seriously haven't drawn a lengthy comic adventure like this since grade 6, but they were awful and always about beavis-and-butt-head-esque SLACKER DUDE types, because in 6th grade I was obsessed with a fantasy that I was a member of generation X :(
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