Carbs
 

I swear if I see another resturant put out a "Low Carb" menu I'm gonna kill someone! I hate the word carb now. Damn Atkins, BURN IN HELL!

Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.

I'd say eat me, but I'm pretty high in carbs.

Huh? What on earth are yo-- oooh, I see. You are making fun of me on the basis that you think I am defending a diet that I practice. No, I just think that if someone is getting that irritated from a fucking diet, than they should be put away.
I may think the atkins diet is crap, but untill it starts breaking into my home and shoving pork cutlets into my face while I am in the shower, I'll have no reason to hate it.

No, just felt like saying eat me.

I hate it too, but for another reason, and here it is.

The Atkins diet can be more harmful that good. People can become very sick from it. And by looking at the collective stupidity of our society, these restaurants will be getting lawsuits about making them sick, just like people were suing McDonalds for making them fat. It is disgusting.

It's the American way. >:

People need carbs, i'm sick of America catering to the fat cunts.

the only carb that matters is under my hood, new KFC honey barbecue! :lol

oh eggyolk, you are a card :lol

Hey Gad, that was pretty funny on conan huh. Earths crust, what a fatty.

:worship

WHATEVER FATTY

Now there's an effective way to loose weight.

HAHA GOOD ONE DR VULSHITWITZ HERES AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT



ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??

Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o

Plus all that unnecessary blood, flushes out all the toxins.

you're going to laugh at all of the idiots that went on the Atkins diet and now have blocked arteries

As long as you get enough excercise, you can maintain your weight and eat more calories than usual. Carbs are energy, when you burn them your body immediantly will start burning more calories and you'll lose some fat.

Eating to replenish the carbs wont add any extra weight other than muscle.

Diets are bullshit because no matter how intense and commited you are, once you've lost you're target weight you'll go back into bad habits.

"HAHA I LOST 30 POUNDS, LEMME HAVE SOME CAKE TO CELEBRATE"

I've never found it difficult to lose weight. Everyone else must be doing something wrong. :o

I want a secret moon base...
>:

Carbs shmarbs, i watch the fat grams and calories from fat, not carbs or calories, its all in the fat....

I watch nothing but the grease I stuff into my mouth.

19 inch waist! :party

:lol