What horseshit.

I just read that prostitution is legal in New Zealand.

I was going to say "And yet, Pub Lover spends his evenings posting on the goddamn internet" but he doesn't do that much anymore :eek

Proactive for the pussssssy :eek ;) :eek ;)

And how about MetalMilitia, where's that guy been?

WHO CARES :eek :eek

Lenor?

HOPE SHE'S DEAD :eek :eek

I care where Metal Militia is. I don't know what a Lenor is though.

Yeah that game he made was cool.

Don't speak her name and summon the beast :(

It's Bastille Day! Bastille Day is good because you can go get supercheap fireworks (as long as you don't tell the staunchly Mercan vendor that you're one of the evil Frenchies). A couple of years ago I held big barbecues in my backyard, but the Great Property Value Equalizers on either side of me have changed that scenario somewhat. :(

Happy Pastille day!

Off with their heads! :party

Wycliffe theme, awwww yeaaahhhhhh :boohoo

I was making a Bastille Day cake, and was in the middle of some very intricate work involving black decorator gel and a stylized sketch of the Tour Eiffel, when the fucking tube decided to splat out a big, oily bubble of watery gel in the middle of it. Completely ruined everything, and my attempt to scrape off the gel failed because the icing was a sticky type and held onto it. My cake now looks like a waterlogged bar code.

:(

Why would you have the Eiffel Tower on a Bastille day cake? It wasn't built until, like, a hundred years after the fact. And did you seriously just write it the french way? Arrogant. >:

Why arrogance? You threatened by it or something? I can say Tour Eiffel by the same virtue that I can phlegm up the word Chanukah if I want to (but don't) --origin of the Kitsa.

Besides it being just a generic French symbol these days, very much like the Statue of Liberty is for the US ( a gift from France, thanks, and co-designed by Eiffel), and Bastille Day having become a catchall French holiday, who the hell gives a fuck what I put on my cake? I could put a tap-dancing penis in a beret on the thing and still be fully within my rights.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

That'd be a pretty sweet cake. :lol

Could you make a cake with a tap dancing penis in a berret on it?

I probably could.

Well, yes I could, but I'm a little caked-out at the moment. I've made more cake recently than I usually do.

You know you have to make this cake with a tap dancing penis now right?

And post pics

I second this.

I would actually like to see it too. :<

:/

I too would like to throw my hat into the tap dancing penis cake ring.