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Sethomas Apr 4th, 2008 09:18 AM

Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 346369)


JESSICA ALBA >:

:(

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 544952)
Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

This reminds me of something that Fatal Farm would do, except they already did Cheers and your idea sounds funnier :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 12:00 PM

I was thinking about looking for that picture yesterday. :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544786)
can i meet that dad?

:timanderic

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:11 PM

GET FUNKY, KIDS

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:12 PM

Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 02:13 PM

Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:15 PM

ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544988)
Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Pretty much, or they'll finally cut to the chase & permaban me for being the dick that I am.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544986)
Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Uh, you don't plead to a lawyer. Can I see your Bar Association Membership?

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:23 PM

God, I hope not

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544991)
ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

GODDAMN IT MARISSA, NO!

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:24 PM

I'll have you know that I received my membership after attending a very distinguished one-hour seminar in Milwaukee, sir

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544997)
God, I hope not

You could be a judge, but then he wouldn't be your client, unkless you're also a hooker.

BUT THEN I WOULD ASK YOU TO EXCUSE YOURSELF FOR CONFLICT OF INTEREST. :eek

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:27 PM

Hey, I can be a judge, too

The check may have been made out to cash, but the paper I received in return for attending the seminar clearly leaves several spots for you to fill in the blanks.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:27 PM

A lawyer/judge/whore! perfect trifecta!

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 02:28 PM

guys i can be judge jury and ME :(

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2008 02:29 PM

Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:30 PM

Did you just call me a whore?!



That is IT, mister, untie me!

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2008 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545004)
Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

:lol

Fat_Hippo Apr 4th, 2008 02:34 PM

Screw you, I don't trust your lust to be in the same room as my ass. And I'm rather fond of it anyway.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:34 PM


Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:35 PM

You're in safe hands

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2008 02:37 PM

Order in the court


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