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Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 12:42 AM

Hey guys, I feel extremely pleased with myself right now because I came up with the most reflexive joke-neologism that has no search results from google.

I thought of how to explain my verbose rendition of a simple pedophile joke. Obviously, "polishing a turd" came to mind, but that's rather crass. So, I had to do the same thing to that colloquialism, right?

I came up with "coprolitic tumbling", which would be the lapidarian/geological term for "polishing a turd". I will post this here right now so that any future Google searches across the globe will reveal me to be its creator.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

ATTABOY

MattJack Apr 10th, 2008 12:44 AM

:lol

"Everyone hates you, get the fuck out of here."

"BUT I AIN'T GOT NO PLACE TO GO! :richardgear"

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 12:45 AM

...... like the plant generates hovering? Dude, I need to find this guy, he's got to be hilarious to be around. You can laugh and laugh and he still thinks you're laughing with him.

MattJack Apr 10th, 2008 12:46 AM

:lol

FUCKIN HOVERCRAFT PLANT?! Holy shit, I'm sorry but that guy is a new hero of mine. hahahahahaha fuc*in hovercraft plant

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 12:46 AM

"HEY RHYS, I TALKED TO THAT ONE WAITRESS, YA KNOW? CORENNA? YEAH, WELL, I ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE'S ALL LIKE, "NO". SO, LIKE, IF SHE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT ME," *wink*, "LEMME KNOW, ALLRIGHT?"

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 12:47 AM

SO ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU THAT MY MOM WENT ON A POLICE TRAINING PROGRAM BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ANYWAY SO THAT'S HOW I GOT MACED. IN THE FACE.

MOUTH. OPEN.

YEAH.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 12:49 AM

SO YEAH, I JUST TOOK A DEFENSIVE DRIVING COURSE. AND, LIKE, I LEARNED STUFF. HEY, GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT YOU DO, IF LIKE, A GUY PULLS UP, IF LIKE, YOU'RE IN DEAD TRAFFIC AND ANOTHER GUY PULLS UP NEXT TO YOU AND POINTS A GUN AT YOU, WHAT DO YA DO?

GUESS.

WHAT DO YA DO?

YOU FLOOR IT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.



WHAT? OH, YOU'RE AT A STOP SIGN. SO ANYWAY, JUST GO, MAN, JUST FLOOR IT

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 12:50 AM

For the record, mace hurts. We got these girls at my school who are frickin' trigger happy with it; if you even startle them by accident you get a face full a of it.

Misdemonar Apr 10th, 2008 12:50 AM

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I FUCKED MY SISTER?

IT WAS AVERAGE

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 12:52 AM

SO I MADE A DIRTBIKE OUT OF A BICYCLE AND A BLENDER MOTOR
I TOTALLY RAN OUT A MUGGER IN A TRUCK ON IT.



..... do Alabamians say totally?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 01:11 AM

I played a SpaceQuest game once. I heard footsteps & then died. Over & Over & over & ove

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 01:12 AM

I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PAJAMAS)

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 01:45 AM

GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS JUST DON'T STOP TALKING AND NOW I'M COMPLETELY LOST.
BUT I GOT RID OF MY EX.
AND NO I DON'T FUCK HIM ANYMORE THANKS FOR THAT IMPLICATION YOU ASSHOLES.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 01:55 AM

We all went to put our pyjamas on.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 01:56 AM

You don't fuck him? the what good is his coming over?

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 01:58 AM

Yeah, I'm actually curious about that

I never want to see my ex gf again, ever. Did this guy take the "let's be friends" thing literally, or what

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 01:58 AM

Quote:

You don't fuck him? the what good is his coming over?
He's hoping for the fuck, but I kind of think there's a stalker aura around him as well.

Quote:

We all went to put our pyjamas on.
I feel so aloooooooone.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 02:00 AM

Someone else needs to draw some vicious pajamas real quick, I don't really want to draw anything more than I have to tonight

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Yeah, I'm actually curious about that

I never want to see my ex gf again, ever. Did this guy take the "let's be friends" thing literally, or what
I'm thinking so. He kept telling me that we should go to counseling and then everything would be okay! Then I'd explain that threatening to kill your child does not make me overly hopeful as to his mental stability and he'd say, no all we need is couple's counseling...
Fucker.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:03 AM

You know that bit in Moulin Rouge where Jim Broadbent is about to sing that old Madonna hit & he says the song's titular phrase? That.

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2008 02:04 AM

You have kids, damn, I figured you were sixteen or something

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:06 AM

Google her hotmail name. She's 26.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:06 AM

26. At least I-mock checks my ID still.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:07 AM

Jesus Pub did you really google my hotmail name? THAT'S SO HOT.


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