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ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 07:19 AM

Wake up milhouse let's chat

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:15 AM


MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:17 AM

"what if I were to tell you I found someone naked on the internet"

Sacks May 8th, 2008 11:19 AM

"What if I were to tell you I found you naked on the internet."

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:22 AM

"according to my calculations you are this old" :lol :lol

Sacks May 8th, 2008 11:34 AM

"According to my calculations, I'M naked on the internet!"

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 12:02 PM

Fun fact #1: The caption that originally came with this image was as follows:

"Who is responsible for sanitary waste disposal for your business premises?"

Asila May 8th, 2008 02:13 PM

That guy looks like he could handle it

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
Internet dating could be responsible for an increase in the number of sexual assaults in Auckland over the past two months.
Kate Kean from the Sexual Abuse Help Foundation, says most of the attacks are carried out by people known to their victims or happen during first time dates after a period of internet dating.
She says women are led to believe the people they are talking to online are nice, because of conversations they have had in chatrooms and through emails. But she says the reality is that women do not really know their dates and are removing their usual defences and leaving themselves open to assault.
Ms Kean says while the internet is a great tool, people need to be aware there is a dark side to it.

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek

Tadao May 8th, 2008 03:18 PM

Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point? Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected to many?

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:19 PM

They should ban the internet! :eek

Because people being raped by someone they met at a bar only happens every week here. >:

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554446)
Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point?

I seem to remember you complaining when you got one.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554446)
Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected too many?

Not nearly enough sadly.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:26 PM

Great tits cope well with warming - NSFW

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554444)
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek


The extremely callous side of me wants to say something like "sleeping with someone that you thought was nice, and then regretting it afterwards because he moved on is not tantamount to assault, regardless of the chat hours logged" but that would be mean.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:35 PM

Couching your statement in those sophomoric mollifications doesn't mean those that you're speaking to misunderstood what you intended to say. And if it does, you'd be better served by simply lying.

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:44 PM

I wasn't aware that I was attempting to remain purposely misunderstood, especially considering that I wasn't actually talking to anyone specifically, but I'll keep that in mind.

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:46 PM

And how are you, anyway?

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:47 PM

I'm a concerned party

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:19 PM

So you admit to using sophomoric mollifications? :lol

That sounds like an attribute of Toilet Roll. "Longer, Stronger and even more Sophomoric Mollifications! Give it to your puppy today!"

Asila May 8th, 2008 04:31 PM

I'll admit to ignoring that because I didn't feel like looking it up to verify it's meaning.

And I don't know about things in NZ, but that sure as hell doesn't sound like you're describing toilet paper.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:58 PM

Yeah, your idiocy must be a result of a cultural clash.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:01 PM

Perceived idiocy, I suppose. :blah

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:04 PM

That is what happened to Africa, right? We, the mighty Europeans, perceive you, via our cultural outlook, to be savages. Now sing us one of your ****** songs. Yeehaw!

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:06 PM

Oh wordfilter! Why you gotta be like that? I WAS BEING HILARIOUSLY RACIST! COME ON! :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:07 PM

LET's SCANDALIZE SOME ASTERISKES! :eek


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