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pac-man Dec 20th, 2008 12:52 AM

Willie,

Will the Ravens get the second wild card this year?

executioneer Dec 20th, 2008 07:55 AM

why dont you ask biff tannen i bet he knows

Dixie Dec 21st, 2008 02:31 AM

Are you there Willie?
It's me, Cig.
I've been praying to you every night asking for a sign.
Will you give me a sign?
Green or gray?

executioneer Dec 21st, 2008 03:34 AM

green i think

Perndog Dec 21st, 2008 12:47 PM

What do you think about Al Franken for US Senate?

They still haven't decided the damn results.

executioneer Dec 21st, 2008 04:44 PM

i think al frankenstein will make a great senator he just has to stop trying to reanimate dead tissue

Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2008 12:03 AM

Dear Willie,

If you could make a perk, what would it be?

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2008 12:30 AM

well idk if it would be a perk per se but i think they should've put in a cloning facility like there was in Wasteland so i dont have to worry about losing Dogmeat all the dang time >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 07:55 PM

Dear Willie,

What's a good new years resolution?

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2008 10:35 PM

1024 x 768 hurr hurr hurr

j/k you should try and give up some sort of unhealthy food, drink or other substance you consume on a regular basis :o

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 10:44 PM

That's pretty good actually.

I think I'm going to give up fast food M-Sa.

pac-man Dec 22nd, 2008 11:39 PM

Willie,

What's a terrible New Year's Resolution?

executioneer Dec 23rd, 2008 01:49 AM

"i'm gonna huff glue every day this year"

Dimnos Dec 23rd, 2008 11:56 AM

Dear Willie,
If I gave up smoking last year, would it be a cop out for my resolution this year to be "I will continue to not smoke"?

executioneer Dec 23rd, 2008 07:00 PM

i dont think so! that shit is supposed to be hard to do :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 07:23 PM

Hey Willie, I was supposed to kill myself this year, but I'm leaving it a little late.

If you had to kill yerself, how would ye do it?

executioneer Dec 23rd, 2008 07:45 PM

overeating ;_;

Dr. Boogie Dec 23rd, 2008 08:32 PM

Dear Willie,

Gay marriage has become a hot-button issue recently. My question is has anyone tried to gay marry you recently?

Furthermore, if someone tried to gay marry me, would I know it?

executioneer Dec 24th, 2008 01:10 AM

to question one, how recently we talkin here cause i've had a nasty chest cold and gays hate marrying phlegmy dudes so i'm pretty sure the last week and a half is clear of that

and to question 2 uhhh i think you should do a self-physical, check for a ring on your finger and a stretched out you-know-where :eek

Perndog Dec 24th, 2008 07:06 AM

I think he means your wallet. You know those gays can't resist big expensive weddings.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 26th, 2008 04:05 PM

Dear Willie,

For new years eve I am either going to hang out with my girlfriend(which means I have to think of something to do) or go out with the guys and get roaring drunk.

executioneer Dec 27th, 2008 07:56 AM

can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2008 09:32 AM

willie, would you like to party with me and my friends for new years?

executioneer Dec 27th, 2008 03:17 PM

i'd like to, but i think i have to work :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 27th, 2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 604444)
can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise


Turns out she's only 20 and doesn't have a fake ID. I was thinking about taking her to Canada but that's even more money.


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