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AChimp Jan 18th, 2013 12:05 AM

SUP PUBBLES

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765458)
Snipples foreplay. :yum

:orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 765560)
SUP PUBBLES

HULLO ACHIMP, HOW ARE YOU?

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765460)
Going to the registry office and marrying the suck.

Fucking the suck all night long on our wedding night.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765461)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765462)
:lol

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765463)
DICKS! :orgasm

DICKS! :yum

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765464)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765465)
I guess. :eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765466)
Dicks! :yum

DICKS! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765467)
DICKS! :yum

DICKS! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765468)
COCKS! :yum

COCKS! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765469)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765470)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765472)
The most idiotic.

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765473)
Self control? Got none.

Indeed. :posh

AChimp Jan 18th, 2013 12:14 AM

I'M DOING GOOD! CANADA IS VERY COLD RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU STILL LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD?

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765475)
:)

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 765576)
I'M DOING GOOD! CANADA IS VERY COLD RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU STILL LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD?

I DO. IT IS WARM HERE.

AChimp Jan 18th, 2013 12:17 AM

NICE! I AM A HOME OWNER NOW WITH GROWN-UP RESPONSIBILITIES.

:old

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765476)
DICKS! :yum

DICKS! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 765579)
NICE! I AM A HOME OWNER NOW WITH GROWN-UP RESPONSIBILITIES.

:old

OH MY. THAT IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE AND SCARY. WE USED TO BE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 765043)


I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT IN THE SUN IN 6 MONTHS :(

:love

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:37 AM

No stay puffed marshmallow man costume. :tear

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:38 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:55 AM

I'm done.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:55 AM

Only managed about 400 posts. :(

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:56 AM

Not even halfway to my goal. :(

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 12:57 AM

You win, T.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765589)
When you say you like movie accuracy do you mean you like to suck?

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:22 AM


Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:23 AM

You won't survive my purges, dog.

Tadao Jan 18th, 2013 02:25 AM

YAY! I WON SOMETHING!

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:27 AM

Yes. You beat my ability to post over a thousand times in a day.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:39 AM

The Catcher in the Rye
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765075)
Can anyone tell me why this book is important?

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765081)
Well back in 1951 it was considered really risque in its subject matter and how the young Holden Caulfield thought and what he did. Then its popularity got bumped up a notch when Robert John Brando, John Hickley Jr and Mark David Chapman were all associated with it. Having so many people who harmed and killed such high-profile people made others blame the book as being a bad influence on them and kids in general.

Of course if you picked up a copy and read it right now you'd probably find it really tame and see Holden as more of a worthless little prick than any sort of deep profound intellectual.

So basically hype. It's all hype.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765084)
I read it 10 years ago. It's just a rich white boy complaining about rich white boy problems.

So again, why is it important? It really isn't, is it?

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 765090)
Probably just because it's a book that includes all sorts of shit that's useful to teach in a high school english class, such as themes and uh symbolism maybe

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765091)
Er, what theme and symbolism to qualify this book as a must read? It's something an asspie would write.

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 765094)

It is a good shibboleth for outing douchenozzles that might otherwise slip below the radar.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chentzilla (Post 763048)
Here's a story behind it: I was riding a trolleybus and noticed an ad for transport advertisement.

Only on a later viewing I noticed that each bus on the picture was actually different, with easily readable personality.


So I decided to draw a comic about these guys, and got two strips up:


Text:
Panel 1: "I wonder if buses live on the Moon?"

Panel 3: "I am Darth Obus! Your planet will be replaced with My Death Highway!"

Panel 4: "Not so fast!"


Text:
Panel 1: "Your itinerary ends here, Auto-Bushi!"
Panel 3: "He attacks with passengers! I can't harm them!"

So, how's it?

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 763095)
what the fuck is this shit

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Originally Posted by Chentzilla (Post 763132)
This is THE shit.

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Originally Posted by The Ice King (Post 763143)
That is some craziness I don't understand. It's not American.

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 763225)
this is horrible, this idea

:lol

Shrubfest Jan 18th, 2013 09:02 AM

I legit just read all of that shit. I need an aspirin now.

Colonel Flagg Jan 18th, 2013 12:40 PM

4½ pages of Pub.

So many posts, so little said.

j/k, welcome back dude.

Colonel Flagg Jan 18th, 2013 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 765604)
I legit just read all of that shit. I need an aspirin now.

Me too. Ouch. :x

Colonel Flagg Jan 18th, 2013 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765598)
Yes. You beat my ability to post over a thousand times in a day.

I believe you can do it. :bestthread

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 765604)
I legit just read all of that shit. I need an aspirin now.

You're used to that sort of thing though. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 765606)
4 pages of Pub.

So many posts, so little said.

j/k, welcome back dude.

More said than would've been optimal. I'd've made he goal if it was just eeks. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 765607)
Me too. Ouch. :x

Crazy, but thanks. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2013 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 765608)
I believe you can do it. :bestthread

I thought I could too.

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2013 04:53 PM

First, I'm over the flu.

Second, I didn't get the stay-puft pajamas because the reviews said it sucked and that's a lot of money for something that sucks.

Third, I don't know why my face is on a dildo.

Fourth, my kid wants a My Little Pony cake for her third birthday. Specifically one with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. I find myself sad that Willie is not here to consult on this.

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2013 07:09 PM

Google Willie Pinkie Pie. Im sure you will find something.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765636)
First, I'm over the flu.

Yay. Congrats. :)

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765636)
Second, I didn't get the stay-puft pajamas because the reviews said it sucked and that's a lot of money for something that sucks.

Very disappointing. :(

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765636)
Third, I don't know why my face is on a dildo.

A phrase I hope you didn't expect to have to write. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:32 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765636)
Fourth, my kid wants a My Little Pony cake for her third birthday. Specifically one with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. I find myself sad that Willie is not here to consult on this.

You could always twitter at him. You had one of those at one point, right?

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:36 AM

Something like:
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765636)
@executioneer WILLIE, MY DAUGHTER WANTS A MY LITTLE PONY CAKE FOR HER BIRTHDAY CAKE IT MUST HAVE PINKIE PIE AND RAINBOW DASH. WHERE IS CAKE?


Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:37 AM

I think that is the best use of 140 characters possible on that subject.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 765639)
Google Willie Pinkie Pie. Im sure you will find something.

Remember when Brony wasn't a word and it didn't mean anything? :(

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2013 05:43 AM

:eek

Colonel Flagg Jan 21st, 2013 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765652)
Remember when Brony wasn't a word and it didn't mean anything? :(

It still isn't and doesn't.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 21st, 2013 10:43 AM

I know martin luther king jr day should promote understanding and tolerance.

We should start celebrating martin luther king jr blvd day though.

Shrubfest Jan 21st, 2013 05:16 PM

So its snowing a fair amount here and I made the mistake of checking facebook. At least three people have complained about 'living close to town so no excuse not to go to work; think of the money lol'

Man the fuck up people. I walked 3 miles. Snow does not prevent legs working.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2013 06:41 PM

Yeah but they prevent me from entering. :mad

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 12:04 AM

I missed you tad <3

Nick Jan 22nd, 2013 03:12 AM

Dexter's Rude Removal is going to be streamed on Adult Swims website tomorrow. I can't wait to watch it.

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 03:59 AM

I just looked that up. I know what you're talking about now. I am slightly aroused.

Aaarg Jan 22nd, 2013 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 765662)
So its snowing a fair amount here and I made the mistake of checking facebook. At least three people have complained about 'living close to town so no excuse not to go to work; think of the money lol'

Man the fuck up people. I walked 3 miles. Snow does not prevent legs working.

3 miles doesn't count as "close to town," srsly?

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 01:54 PM

Stating you walked 3 miles in the snow made you lose all integrity. Make a facebook status now.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2013 03:03 PM

Babs, take the week off.

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 03:19 PM

But, I just took a few off... Listen, I need this job.

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 03:30 PM

I'm sick right now and coughing up snot. I think my lungs fucked up. Gotta use the sick days.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2013 04:06 PM

The funny thing is that you would die from the flu instead of your cracked out ex who has an assault riffle. :lol

Shrubfest Jan 22nd, 2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765681)
3 miles doesn't count as "close to town," srsly?

Yeah, you'd think people living in Yorkshire would be a bit less pussyish. But we're a college town so 'living walking distance to town' is really 'I can make it in 20 mins or less'

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2013 07:53 PM

I used to walk 4 miles to JR High every day. Uphill on the way back home in the scorching sun after a long day of programing. No wonder I started ditching school.

Babs Jan 22nd, 2013 09:29 PM

You're right, I'm practically homeless now with barely any spirit left. Atleast I got a new job now and about to get a second so I'm staying pretty optimistic.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2013 10:47 PM

further to fall :(

Babs Jan 23rd, 2013 01:38 AM

True, but I think of others that are far worse and that in turn makes me worse because it makes me realize how utterly an ineffective human I am, I can't even contribute to the well being of others, let alone myself. I mean, let's get real here, I'm not saving anyone's ass through pharmacy, I'm just as dispensable as the fucking pills I dispense all day.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 765654)
It still isn't and doesn't.

Denial is a good plan.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 01:54 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 765655)
I know martin luther king jr day should promote understanding and tolerance.

We should start celebrating martin luther king jr blvd day though.

Wow, there are a lot of roads with that name. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 765662)
So its snowing a fair amount here and I made the mistake of checking facebook. At least three people have complained about 'living close to town so no excuse not to go to work; think of the money lol'

Man the fuck up people. I walked 3 miles. Snow does not prevent legs working.

LUXURY!

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765666)
Yeah but they prevent me from entering. :mad

As it should be. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 765670)
I missed you tad <3

:puke

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765672)
Dexter's Rude Removal is going to be streamed on Adult Swims website tomorrow. I can't wait to watch it.

I didn't know what that was.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:02 AM

I do now.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:03 AM

I still don't care.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:03 AM

Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 765675)
I just looked that up. I know what you're talking about now. I am slightly aroused.

Hey Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:07 AM

Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:08 AM

Nick. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:08 AM

Babs. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:09 AM

Hey!

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:09 AM

I still don't care. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765681)
3 miles doesn't count as "close to town," srsly?

Haha. The UK is tiny. You can drive across it and back in less than a day.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:12 AM

I knew people there that wouldn't drive nine miles for groceries because that was too far to go. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:13 AM

I have to drive over 60 miles for groceries here.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:13 AM

When I tell that to people in the UK it blows their mind. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 765683)
Stating you walked 3 miles in the snow made you lose all integrity. Make a facebook status now.

Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:15 AM

Hey Babs!

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765684)
Babs, take the week off.

If only.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 765685)
But, I just took a few off... Listen, I need this job.

Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:18 AM

Hey Babs, hey.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:18 AM

Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2013 02:20 AM

:pagebrak


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