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Tadao Mar 23rd, 2013 12:22 PM

hah

Babs Mar 24th, 2013 03:09 PM

Some asshole at my work yesterday kept bragging about how UCLA won and how they have them in the finals. Later on I find out they lost in the first round. What an asshole.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2013 04:07 PM

And the coach got fired :lol

Babs Mar 24th, 2013 06:06 PM

I always thought you were a USC fan. This news should be great to you.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2013 10:14 PM

USC football UCLA basketball.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2013 10:54 PM

UCLA have been building a nice football team when USC got hit with all those scholarship freezes though. :/

liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2013 11:36 PM


liquidstatik Mar 26th, 2013 11:37 PM

WHY CAN'T I POST IMAGES?

Aaarg Mar 28th, 2013 09:50 AM

well since nobody else has anything to say, spiders...


this spider molted

and now it looks like this

Tadao Mar 28th, 2013 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 766844)
Again, Tadao, fuck you.

I bet your OCD kicked in and you tried to find a video.

:( :lol :wank

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2013 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 766823)

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Kitsa Mar 29th, 2013 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766846)
I bet your OCD kicked in and you tried to find a video.

:( :lol :wank

Next game if they do it I'll try and get a video.

It's difficult because people fucking lose their shit over that and the t-shirt cannon.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2013 02:41 AM

I told my friend about it and he's as jealous as I am. I'd probably knock a kid over trying to grab one out of the sky. :(

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2013 08:46 AM

People do.

The only act of generosity I've ever seen is the last one I went to, when a player flipped a puck to a woman during warmups and she gave it to a little kid nearby. She said she had gone to elementary school with him. Otherwise, I don't even try for handouts because people will stampede your ass to get them.

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2013 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 766823)

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kahljorn Apr 8th, 2013 10:48 PM

thread backuups

Babs Apr 9th, 2013 04:05 AM

Back it up or should I push up on it?

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2013 08:30 AM

push up on THIs...

Kitsa Apr 9th, 2013 09:43 AM

Speaking of OCD. My fucking god. I haven't slept in 2 days. :(

Dimnos Apr 9th, 2013 11:12 AM

Dont do that.

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2013 01:00 PM

overheard comment from staff @ community college

"well, more businesses would come to this area if they lowered the minimum wage."

[exploding_head.gif]

(for the record, the minimum wage in NC is $7.25/hr., as low as the federal government will allow)

MarioRPG Apr 9th, 2013 04:49 PM

A BIG THAILAND PICTURE
Hey dudes I'm leaving for Thailand for 4 weeks on the 18th. And I have no idea what the hell I'm doing! Should be fun!

Babs Apr 9th, 2013 06:26 PM

That's community college for you.

Zomboid Apr 9th, 2013 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 766945)
A BIG THAILAND PICTURE
Hey dudes I'm leaving for Thailand for 4 weeks on the 18th. And I have no idea what the hell I'm doing! Should be fun!

You can always fight Sagat in front of a giant statue like that.

Immortal Goat Apr 10th, 2013 03:15 AM

I leave for months at a time, and I come back to find liquidstatik posting his face and Aaarg posting spiders, and I'll tell ya, I'm having a hard time deciding which is more horrifying.

MarioRPG Apr 10th, 2013 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766947)
You can always fight Sagat in front of a giant statue like that.

I am only visiting those ruins for that exact purpose.

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2013 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat (Post 766950)
I leave for months at a time, and I come back to find liquidstatik posting his face and Aaarg posting spiders, and I'll tell ya, I'm having a hard time deciding which is more horrifying.

i can't speak for dude's face, but li'l baby spiders should only be frightening if you're a li'l bug.

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2013 08:39 AM

aaarg, did you see the new badass tarantula they discovered in Sri Lanka yesterday?

Tadao Apr 11th, 2013 09:25 AM

Isnt it as big as a persons face?

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2013 10:23 AM

Yeah, it's like a facehugger tarantula.

Aaarg Apr 11th, 2013 12:23 PM

yes but that's a spider that's worth being afraid of! poecis are scary!

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2013 04:12 PM

GIANT FREAKING TARANTULA LINK HERE

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2013 10:55 PM

a beautiful relative

bigtimecow Apr 13th, 2013 02:13 PM

hey i-mockery chat what's up

Tadao Apr 13th, 2013 03:01 PM

hey hey BTC, just saw RoG on cupcake wars for Weird AL's book signing.

bigtimecow Apr 13th, 2013 03:09 PM

i had to google "cupcake wars weird al" to validate that post. that's awesome

it's weird now because most people from here that i know i interact with through facebook, and i can't remember what their usernames are. you are all no longer 130x130 avatars to me

Esuohlim Apr 13th, 2013 04:35 PM

JERVIS ZALZAGNY RUMULARD

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2013 12:08 PM

i came here for salvation and it's a fucking ghost town. what happened?

Tadao Apr 14th, 2013 12:42 PM

I-Huggery, not even Babs want's to post if no one is going for his throat.

MarioRPG Apr 14th, 2013 05:37 PM

Holy smokes I was actually wondering what happened to btc like, a week ago.

Sam Apr 14th, 2013 08:13 PM

HEY DUDES :picklehat

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2013 10:33 PM

SAM TEH GAY FURRY
HEH, YOU ALL THOUGHT HE WAS GONE?
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

Sam Apr 14th, 2013 10:41 PM

BEEF JERKY JERK OFF

Aaarg Apr 15th, 2013 07:42 AM


bigtimecow Apr 15th, 2013 04:06 PM

hey guys we got a party going now

bigtimecow Apr 15th, 2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 766991)
Holy smokes I was actually wondering what happened to btc like, a week ago.

i've been working with robots, drinking beer, making art, and slammin' drums. you?

bigtimecow Apr 15th, 2013 04:10 PM

it is also weird that i can talk to willie on facebook but he's not here :(

bigtimecow Apr 15th, 2013 04:26 PM

i don't know if anyone else here is from or in boston for the marathon, but apparently two bombs just went off at the finish line. fuuuuuuuuucccck

Tadao Apr 15th, 2013 07:57 PM

in bed

Babs Apr 16th, 2013 01:43 PM

Btc is back? Holy shit, just in time for the party.

bigtimecow Apr 16th, 2013 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 767002)
in bed

More like "underneath this dude from Chelmsford's feet and got his legs blown off"

For real :(

Tadao Apr 16th, 2013 11:58 PM

I was surprised that more people didnt die. Shrapnel and 100s of people in a crowded area and only 3 deaths. You guys got "lucky".

Phoenix Gamma Apr 17th, 2013 01:15 AM

There's tons of hospitals and emergency centers in the area, actually. Not that you'd ever want to, but if you have to get seriously injured, Boston's a good place to do it. My mum works at a hospital maybe 30 minutes from Boston and said they got a pretty light load of patients since a lot of the victims were evenly distributed to nearby centers. The doctors and EMTs in Boston are some of the best in the world.

In any case, one of the casualties is actually from my hometown in Medford. I didn't know her as well as some of my friends did, but I heard the mother was originally told the daughter was fine, then told she was one of the casualties. Really tragic, but there's been a huge outpouring of support.

I was actually going to try and get over my fear of needles to give blood today, but I was turned down due to them already having more than enough donations, which is kinda crazy (but in a good way).

Tadao Apr 17th, 2013 12:23 PM

I have a few jokes running around in my head, but I like you guys. It's not like you're LA or NY.

MarioRPG Apr 17th, 2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 766998)
i've been working with robots, drinking beer, making art, and slammin' drums. you?

Working with docs, drinking beer, and shootin drugs into people. Nurse work.

Anyway, this'll be my last post before I disappear in THE ORIENT. I hope y'all have fond memories of me and that I don't die while I'm there.

Tadao Apr 17th, 2013 03:53 PM

My brother was in Thailand a few months ago. We thought he might get an operation, but he is still in the closet. :rolleyes

Have fun, look out for giant waves.

Tadao Apr 17th, 2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 767012)
I have a few jokes running around in my head, but I like you guys. It's not like you're LA or NY.

My buddy who travels a lot just laughed at me and told me that Boston is a bunch of racist assholes. I said I have never met a Bostonian like that. He said that racist don't tend to travel.

:lol

Also there is a omb squad 4 blocks away investigating a package.

bigtimecow Apr 17th, 2013 11:53 PM

boston is fucked, but i have to love it because no one cares about lowell. except for fucking jack kerouac and the boxer dude who's name i can't remember right now (although i see dicky ecklund around town all the time, walking in the street, or at the worthen drinking)

i'm stressssssssssssed. mariorpg, what are you doing in the orient

Phoenix Gamma Apr 18th, 2013 01:35 PM

I care about Lowell :(

Babs Apr 18th, 2013 09:47 PM

Tad, I might be in LA a few months from now... I apologize.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2013 10:14 PM

I hope its not the ghetto part of LA.

kahljorn Apr 18th, 2013 11:15 PM

or does he

Tadao Apr 19th, 2013 12:17 AM

shhhhhhh Im using reverse psychology

Sam Apr 19th, 2013 01:13 AM

OR DOES HE

Phoenix Gamma Apr 19th, 2013 09:20 AM

So pretty much every city in my area is shut down because no one can find the bomber. No driving, no cabs, no buses, and no driving in some cities. Both of my parents actually work in Watertown so they can't go to work today (my mom actually works at the hospital where the first bomber was taken and later died).

I had to resort to listening to the police scanner because the news is fucking shitty at reporting everything.

Quote:

white,dark-skinned or middle-eastern
WOW THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO EVERYBODY

Kitsa Apr 19th, 2013 10:52 AM

These days anonymous seems to have everything way before any of the news outlets, so I mainly just see what they've found out and wait for it to be substantiated.

Sorry for the manhunt crap. Being locked in your house for a manhunt sucks. We had a couple of escaped convicts hiding in our woods when I lived in Indiana, and at one point we were on our stomachs on the living room floor with a helicopter shining a floodlight in. Those were some idiot assholes from Texas or somewhere, though, not idiot terrorist assholes.

Tadao Apr 19th, 2013 02:19 PM


Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2013 11:19 PM

MORE LIKE A MANCUNT

what's up guys i'm milhouse i tell jokes

Babs Apr 20th, 2013 03:42 PM


bigtimecow Apr 20th, 2013 09:37 PM

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes it's


bigtimecow Apr 20th, 2013 09:40 PM

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

bigtimecow Apr 20th, 2013 10:04 PM

babs, i just read your sig, and i just watched adaptation this morning, for serious

Babs Apr 21st, 2013 05:36 PM

Charlie Kaufman at his finest (I believe spike jonze directed it though). If you liked adaptation, you should give Synecdoche New York a try, Kaufman both wrote and directed it (the only movie he has directed I believe), its really god damn metaphysical as shit with a little bit of a Kafka-esquire feel to it.

bigtimecow Apr 21st, 2013 08:23 PM

i saw it once with a couple friends years ago. i think about it from time to time, but i need to watch it again

Tadao Apr 22nd, 2013 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 767067)


:lol

Tadao Apr 22nd, 2013 01:25 PM

Look ******s, we need to go hunting.

Babs Apr 22nd, 2013 02:08 PM

And what shall we hunt?

Tadao Apr 22nd, 2013 02:26 PM

******s

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2013 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 766984)
JERVIS ZALZAGNY RUMULARD

Melhose Barkwords

Babs Apr 22nd, 2013 11:46 PM

L.M.L.Y.P. pubblez

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2013 03:35 AM

Guys I sat around a fire tonight and drank with buds it was cool

Babs Apr 29th, 2013 08:04 PM

Me as well, except I got a visit from the "pigs" because apparently the neighbors aren't down with dope ass times.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2013 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 767110)
we need more cake

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767111)
fuck you wiffles i will punch your butt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 767133)
With a penis.

I've forgotten what cake was code for. And the thread where Wiffles explained the code got redacted.

Tadao May 1st, 2013 04:07 PM

Hey Pubbbbb

I put on my Rush Fly By Night mp3 and was brought instantly back to a time in the 80s.

I had many albums as did my older brother. I was always tying to be cool like him. I took my LPs to trade with a bass playing buddy and ended up trading RUSH - Fly By Night for Ozzy - Diary of A Madman.

I feel it was a great trade but I was ridiculed by my elders for a long time.

Tadao May 1st, 2013 04:08 PM


Tadao May 1st, 2013 04:14 PM

Over the Mountain is so Geezer Butler it makes me hurt. I always wished Dio and Ozzy would be cool and do a double show. Fuck.

Dimnos May 1st, 2013 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 767209)
Hey Pubbbbb

I put on my Rush Fly By Night mp3 and was brought instantly back to a time in the 80s.

I had many albums as did my older brother. I was always tying to be cool like him. I took my LPs to trade with a bass playing buddy and ended up trading RUSH - Fly By Night for Ozzy - Diary of A Madman.

I feel it was a great trade but I was ridiculed by my elders for a long time.

I know I certainly expected better from you. :tear

Tadao May 1st, 2013 06:16 PM

Really? I think Over the Mountain is way better that Fly By Night.

Esuohlim May 1st, 2013 11:07 PM

GROAN.

DOES ANYBODY HERE LISTEN TO, UH, I DON'T KNOW, COOL MUSIC LIKE ROBYN HITCHCOCK OR, UH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS? YOU KNOW, COOL MUSIC? LIKE DAN DEACON.

COOL MUSIC.

LIKE SPARKS.

Babs May 2nd, 2013 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 767189)
I've forgotten what cake was code for. And the thread where Wiffles explained the code got redacted.

Wiffles deleted her meth post.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2013 10:00 PM

COOL MUSIC LIKE GANG OF FOUR

Aaarg May 3rd, 2013 08:51 AM

cool music like bela bartok??//

bigtimecow May 5th, 2013 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767217)
GROAN.

DOES ANYBODY HERE LISTEN TO, UH, I DON'T KNOW, COOL MUSIC LIKE ROBYN HITCHCOCK OR, UH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS? YOU KNOW, COOL MUSIC? LIKE DAN DEACON.

COOL MUSIC.

LIKE SPARKS.

i have some dan deacon on my computer. the album cover is a tent in the forest, it's called "bromst." i put it on when i'm at work sometimes

p.s. i got married today yay

Dimnos May 5th, 2013 11:55 PM

Congrats on the beginning of the end!

Phoenix Gamma May 6th, 2013 12:52 AM

Quote:

"Did you tell him?" "No I didn't."
"I'm pregnant"
Wait what?
"Just kidding! We're getting married. Tomorrow."
Wait what?
btc's wife has a weird sense of humor >:

Pub Lover May 8th, 2013 05:30 PM

WhiteRoseBrian's tumblr is like what I imagine the blog of an enthusiastic but methodical child would look.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 767219)
Wiffles deleted her meth post.

That is what I said, Toots.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767217)
DOES ANYBODY HERE LISTEN TO, UH, I DON'T KNOW, COOL MUSIC

Nope.
Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 767233)
p.s. i got married today yay

Congrats. I liked the rings you guys picked.

WhiteRoseBrian May 8th, 2013 07:48 PM

I just want to say that I'm sorry for whatever trouble I've stirred up in other threads earlier and I hope to be a better member of I-Mockery in the future.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRoseBrian (Post 767254)
I just want to say that I'm sorry for whatever trouble I've stirred up in other threads earlier and I hope to be a better member of I-Mockery in the future.

See? Simply adorable.

Dimnos May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM

No, please stir up more trouble. The boards could use it.

Colonel Flagg May 8th, 2013 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 767189)
And the thread where Wiffles explained the code got redacted.

Too bad that. :( But still thanks for the link, Pub - a nice trip down memory lane, back when mocking was a way of life.


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