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executioneer Apr 20th, 2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 625008)
Can I just text my questions to 542542?

you can but idk if you'll get a awnser :( you could try texting them to 40404 if you've got twitter maybe

executioneer Apr 20th, 2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 625368)
AM I COOL YET?

yeah!

executioneer Apr 20th, 2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 625413)
Can you knight me?

no but i can king you if we're playing checkers :(

executioneer Apr 20th, 2009 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 625429)
My credit score is 686 with Equifax. If I call in bomb threats to previous lenders would this raise my score?

man maybe they'll lower it 20 points and you can get loans from the DEVIL :eek

Lenor Apr 21st, 2009 04:50 PM

Dear willie,
Am I still one of your most favorite people?

p,s, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES??

Misdemonar Apr 22nd, 2009 06:16 PM

HEY GUYS WILLIE SAID I WAS COOL NOW I CAN GO DIE A HAPPY MAN

Evil Robot Apr 22nd, 2009 06:36 PM

What ever happened to doctor bactine?

DevilWearsPrada Apr 22nd, 2009 09:45 PM

What ever happened to captain novolin?

Misdemonar Apr 22nd, 2009 11:24 PM

what ever happened to carmen sandiago?

Sam Apr 22nd, 2009 11:43 PM

Willie, what is the saddest thing?

Lenor Apr 23rd, 2009 01:39 PM

Willie, why is Sam such a dick?

Kitsa Apr 23rd, 2009 06:20 PM

quiet everyone, you're gonna flood willie :(

kahljorn Apr 24th, 2009 02:33 AM

YEA YUOURE GONNA BREAK HIM BECAUSE WITH HIS COMPUTER-lIKE BRAIN HE CANNOT REFUSE TO PROCESS INFORMATION IN A THREAD AND HIS CIRCUITS ARE GONNA GET OVERLOADED AND FRICASSEED.

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 625504)
Dear willie,
Am I still one of your most favorite people?

p,s, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES??

THEY ARE ON THE COUNTER ON A PLATE COME GET THEM

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 625624)
What ever happened to doctor bactine?

he got arrested for indecent exposure

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 625647)
What ever happened to captain novolin?

DIED FROM AIDS

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 625659)
what ever happened to carmen sandiago?

that guy from spamusement caught her i think

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 625662)
Willie, what is the saddest thing?

unmasking the masturbating bear to find the skeleton of the guy who invented the chipmunks inside

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 625698)
Willie, why is Sam such a dick?

becasue sam is the man, or so i'm told

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 625728)
quiet everyone, you're gonna flood willie :(

REDO FROM START
?

Evil Robot Apr 25th, 2009 01:28 AM

10 print "What ever happened to doctor bactine?"
20 goto 10
30 End

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 01:41 AM

Code:

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
 do
 {
  printf ("HE GOT HIGH ON PAINT STRIPPER AND SHOWED HIS WEINER TO A LADY MOTORCYCLE COP");
 }
  while (1=1);
}


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 625974)
unmasking the masturbating bear to find the skeleton of the guy who invented the chipmunks inside


I didn't know the guy who played lex luthor on smallville also invented the chipmunks.

executioneer Apr 25th, 2009 02:25 PM

i don't think he did! i was referencing early conan the comic strip :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2009 02:38 PM

My bad :(

I'll shut up now.....for a few minutes at least.

Also,

what's the limit on bad puns before a ban?


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