i don't think banning is a punnable offense :x

Why is it called a cursor? I mean isn't really up to the person doing the typing wether or not they curse?

cursor is related to cursive, both of which have something to do with "runners" apparently in latin :/

Willie, what's the best OTC remedy for pink eye?

i dont really know but clear eyes gets my vote because they have ben stein

Willie, I cant find my wedding ring and I suspect my dog ate it. What should I do short of gutting the ass hole?

uhh before you do anything dramatic you might wanna take him into the vet for a xray :( idk

Mister Mobbs, could you please move this thread to the book forum?

total yes

Thank you. :)

Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
:(

William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?

willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?

i don't think i can but assuming it eventually does stop you can give me credit for it if you like ;(

hell yeah

well not knowing exactly what you're talking about i'd have to say different colors depending

to hang displays for an art show. I could do all red, all black, or different colors depending on the color of the art.

well then i stand by my first statement, unless one of those colors is gonna clash terribly with the wall behind it somehow

edit: my second choice would be "all black"

willie, do you :love me?

yes i definitely hearty-eyeballs emoticon you :)

There goes Willie Mobbs, the man with the hearty eyeballs.

Hearty Eyeball sounds like some sort of special Halloween Edition campbell's soup.

Willie,

Is it lame if I buy a gift for my dentist's office? I'm in there all the fucking time and they fit me on on really short notice/evenings/saturdays.

i don't think giving folks a gift is lame, if they treat you right there's nothin' wrong with rewarding it

thanks. It'd be the second time I gave a dentist's office a gift...the first time, I was so thrilled with being knocked out to have a tooth removed that I sent my oral surgeon's office a gift basket, which they thought was very funny.

You should have sent them a joke book and then told them their laughing gas wasn't working.