THE PIPE

OR A SECOND GRADE COMPREHENSION TEST

I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL YOU FUCKING DICK

WHERE DID YOU GO, THE CIRCUS?

I WENT TO ROCK N ROLL HIGHSCHOOL

NO, YOU WENT TO COCK IN HOLE GAYSCHOOL

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

I AM A GOD

YOU ARE A DOG

Last night I went out for a friends birthday got completely wasted (tequila was involved) then tried to walk home - a distance of probably 10+ miles at 4am. During this trip some twat fitting my description robbed a news agent which I must've passed at some point because a sniffer dog tracked me for an hour before I was eventually found by a police car and interrogated (I say interrogated, they asked for ID and that's about all I remember). I think they realised that I was physically incapable of robbing anyone and left me to continue the walk/stagger home.

Funny thing is my description - which was supposedly the same as the robber's - was as follows: cammo shorts and and an amusing cat t-shirt from StuffOnMyCat.com.
I find it quite difficult to believe anyone else within many hundred miles would be wearing this combination of things being that it was a fucking cold morning.

I almost made it home but by about 7am I was so miserable I phoned my girlfriend and begged her to pick me up. It was either that of go to sleep on a bench by this point.

What the fuck is going on in here?

Do you like how I said that as if I hadn't just read the last 10 pages in mounting confusion?

You didn't say shit >:

<3

What's shakin baby?

Oh my god. What's with the 2 pages of crap about shoes?
Invasion!

Asila brought them from her other forums :(

Criky. She hangs with the wrong crowd, obviously!

She's one of those shoe fetish people.

And with but one click o' the mouse, they were all deleted in an instant. :picklehat

YOU KNOW THE LADIES WERE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE CHANCE TO BUY ALL THOSE SHOES. :rolleyes

So my power unit busted in my computer about 6 days ago. :(
I've been crying nightly.

Damn, that makes it sound like I have a posse.

I can't believe you robbed a newsagent and didn't remember it. What did you get? Cash or chewing gum?

GUYS WHERE THE HOLY MOTHER FUCKING HELL IS GUITAR WOMAN