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GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 10:58 AM

You mean we're not ;)

LOOK IM LIKE GUITAR WOMAN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES ;)

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 11:00 AM

anybody know of a site that takes a picture you upload and it instantly makes an animated gif of a person with a mallet smashing said picture til it shatters like glass?

That would be a great idea for a website, if it doesn't exist.

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 12:30 PM

i do not know of one, but i feel that it would not be hard to do so

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 12:30 PM

oh, and now i'm at work and also boooooooored

caith Mar 24th, 2008 03:53 PM

my life is awful

how can i apply the internet to helping my life

MetalMilitia Mar 24th, 2008 03:55 PM

earn $$$ online

caith Mar 24th, 2008 04:01 PM

i could just earn that in real life

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caith (Post 541697)
this board sucks cock and it will never be fun

unless you unban noob3 that guy was sweet lol

Oh wow, a clue! :eek

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 04:14 PM

Why did Noob3 get banned again?

caith Mar 24th, 2008 04:17 PM

because he got banned and couldn't get into his pm's to retrieve mattjack's address to send his present

true story

Dr. Boogie Mar 24th, 2008 06:05 PM

Funny story, actually: He signed up for the Secret Santa event, but never sent out his gift. Kind of a bummer, actually.

Jeff The Ninja Mar 24th, 2008 06:21 PM

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!


WHAT DID I MISS!!!!

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 06:24 PM

This is like Catch Me If You Can.

Chojin Mar 24th, 2008 06:59 PM

gw that is what the loveline forum is for

Fathom Zero Mar 24th, 2008 07:34 PM

My pappy said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln."

Dixie Mar 24th, 2008 08:14 PM

Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

Cedar Mar 24th, 2008 08:17 PM

explaning this kid audio and torrents it's going to hard :/

someone
(06:08:52 p.m.):
how do i know the bitrate?<br>me(06:09:10 p.m.): wel<br>lme(06:09:24 p.m.): what are you using<br>me(06:09:30 p.m.): to play music<br>someone(06:09:34 p.m.): itunes <br>me(06:09:39 p.m.): right click the file<br>me(06:09:43 p.m.): obtain info<br>someone (06:10:12 p.m.): oh okay, thanks<br>me(06:10:34 p.m.): if says VBR
me(06:10:42 p.m.): you need to use audioindetifier<br>someone (06:11:50 p.m.): for the format for everything it says mpeg-1, layer 3 <br>someone(06:12:01 p.m.): what does that mean/

Cedar Mar 24th, 2008 08:20 PM

and somene explaining me how to use vbulletin bbcode is going to be harder :x

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2008 08:24 PM

yea this isn't myspac :x

Jeff The Ninja Mar 24th, 2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 541815)
Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

Yesterday, two midgets came up to my counter and ordered some Taco Salads, which was funny as they are big salads and they were little people. Can we keep them as pets?

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 10:28 PM

Big salad? Who are you? Elaine Benes?

Dixie Mar 24th, 2008 10:49 PM

I'm not allowed to keep humanoid pets anymore. :(

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 01:34 AM

Damn, I'll return my dog collar. :(

Zomboid Mar 25th, 2008 03:52 AM

:x

Sethomas Mar 25th, 2008 05:51 AM

Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.


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