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Dimnos Jun 30th, 2010 04:14 PM

:pagebrak


Wow. That is EXACTLY how I look at English classes. :lol



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The Leader Jun 30th, 2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 690710)
Wow. That is EXACTLY how I look at English classes. :lol

We can tell.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2010 05:11 PM

THE DR SAID I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND GAVE ME PILLS. FUCK YOU FAGHOLES TO HELL.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2010 05:12 PM

I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT IN THE SCIENCE AND HEALTH THREAD. FUCK.

Dimnos Jun 30th, 2010 05:13 PM

You should probably get out and run more T. :\

Dimnos Jun 30th, 2010 05:14 PM

Im sorry. That was wrong. :(

Tadao Jun 30th, 2010 05:47 PM

All true :(

Shrubfest Jun 30th, 2010 06:06 PM

Lol.

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2010 08:43 PM

Savage, scourge, supply, and sanctify. So what?

Kitsa Jun 30th, 2010 09:11 PM

I was in my neuro doctor's office yesterday and they asked what exercise I was getting, which is a wtf question because I'm in roughly the same boat as Tadao. So I told them I did what I could....walked and swam.

Then, later, they told me I was doing too much and should take it easy.

I asked, what the hell? Am I supposed to exercise or am I supposed to take it easy?

:(

Kitsa Jun 30th, 2010 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 690699)
I can arrange that, but I have to get back to my computer with the photoshop.

I don't know that the cheesecake has any MSG in it, but I know for sure that most of the food does.


Here you go Zhukov, although it seems to fit her big head a bit snugly.



Tadao Jun 30th, 2010 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 690734)
I was in my neuro doctor's office yesterday and they asked what exercise I was getting, which is a wtf question because I'm in roughly the same boat as Tadao. So I told them I did what I could....walked and swam.

Then, later, they told me I was doing too much and should take it easy.

I asked, what the hell? Am I supposed to exercise or am I supposed to take it easy?

:(

Mines been trying to get me to swim forever, I finally had a sunburn to show him.

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2010 11:36 PM

Sounds like your doctors are a couple of nappy-headed hos :lol

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Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2010 12:23 AM

How do brown people get sunburns?

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2010 12:43 AM

Hes yellow.

elx Jul 1st, 2010 12:45 AM

oh, do they? i dated a mocha style boy and he could only get sunburn around his nipples...

Tadao Jul 1st, 2010 12:56 AM

Japs turn white when they stay out of the sun :(

Fathom Zero Jul 1st, 2010 01:16 AM

They do get sunburned.

Esuohlim Jul 1st, 2010 03:00 AM

I've become addicted to store-bought fresh salsa :( The kind that comes in the plastic containers, hell no to the jarred stuff.

Does anyone here make their own salsa? The only problem with store-bought is the sodium content (which isn't even that high anyway) but I figure homemade stuff probably tastes a lot better too.

I don't want any errant fluorine atoms creating reactions and poisoning my salsa >:

Grislygus Jul 1st, 2010 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 690543)
someone teach me how the fuck the Substitution Method works

Don't laugh, either, I'm a medically certified mathematical retard and finding it humorous makes you an insensitive bastard

i was always told that i had math "disabilities" by various child psychologists, psychiatrists, and school counselors

Then i got into college and discovered that math was fucking easy when you had decent teachers and hired a tutor that you got along with. THEN i discovered that only about one fifth of my fellow students could understand simple shit like logarithms and unreal numbers (even after having the subjects explained to them for an entire term), which has further confirmed my suspicion that child psychiatrists and their ilk are incompetent moneygrubbing drama queens

Esuohlim Jul 1st, 2010 03:07 AM

Hey Gus, four posts since June 12. Let's step it up a little >:

Fathom Zero Jul 1st, 2010 03:11 AM

It really does take good teachers. Math's as easy for me to learn as English was when I was a kid, it just needs to be taught properly.

That said, there's a reason why I'm an English major.

Grislygus Jul 1st, 2010 03:16 AM

seriously, what the fuck kind of ingrate perscribes heavy pill cocktails to an eight year old based on GUESSWORK

"well, you see, we have this list full of symptoms, and your son has quite a few of them... not enough for any ACTUAL diagnosese, no, but since he's having trouble in school it's pretty clear to me that your son has ADD, various mood disorders, and based on his family history we're going to figure that he has manic depression, too. Oh, he doesn't have manic depression? You're wrong, the problem's probably just exhibiting itself in subtle ways that you're just too dense to notice. Now, we're going to mix and match various heavy medications to SEE IF THEY WORK, just in case. Take this chart home, and start making immediate notes if he begins acting abnormally or abruptly develops severe anger problems"

Grislygus Jul 1st, 2010 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 690756)
Hey Gus, four posts since June 12. Let's step it up a little >:

I'm working, going to school, and getting laid on a regular basis again. IT'S TOUGH, OKAY? I'M TRYING. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME, I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN I'm going to run to my room and SLAM MY DOOR, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

Esuohlim Jul 1st, 2010 03:28 AM

I learned more math teaching myself from the book than I ever learned from all my shitty teachers and professors.

I mean, really GW, just literally rewrite the practice problems step by step. Once you've rewritten it, try doing the same practice problem again but just change one or two of the numbers. Then find the similar homework problems and follow the same steps. When it comes to math problems any idiot can learn and retain new shit by repeating problems over and over again until you can do the steps to the problem without thinking about it. It'll be tedious, but when it's time to take the test it should just be second nature by then.


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