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The ONLY mother fucking Ice Cream. >:

DEVIL DRINK IS DISGUSTING. DEVIL DOUGHNUTS ARE WORSE INCASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING.

What a coincidence. I spent most of my money at Jungle Jim's on Cheerwine.

i have better tasting cough syrup

The aftertaste is awful, and it's better cold. Better to have something to wash it down with afterward, dude.

Like rum.

I had two deuces of Steel Reserve last night to wash down the TNA PPV.

where the hell is the Cheerwine at Jungle Jim's? I can never find it and the giraffe phone people are no help.

It's only over in the bottles, near the Nehi and all the other weird bottled sodas. They don't have it in cans or six or twelve packs. :(

so, while trying to give my billing information while booking a room at a comfort inn, i had to try and convince the prick on the other end of the line that I knew what my own zip code was

"umm, I'm sorry, the system's saying that 92653 is not the zip code for Laguna Hills..."

"well. I just double checked, and according to Google, the U.S. Post Office disagrees."

I ended up having to give the motherfucker my old oregon address

I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.

ONE YEAR FREE OF AMAZON PRIME, THX FATHOM

No problem, kiddo. ;)

willie how ARE you.doin

im aight

gotta go pickup my cousin from the airport in a bit, geezzzz who gets a flight that arrives at 1am

if i include a real rifle as part of my comic-con costume will they throw me out do you think

what about just real bullets, and no gun

ha us otaa dp what ya fotta.do

ya gotta do

actually, thats a good question, wheres he coming from?

everybody's working for the weekend

virgina

shit low battery is screamibng at me

puppy dawgs