I wish I had some stalker b gone

I think its marketed as pepper spray.

Her face works just as well.

She is Guano-Crazy.

POST 'EM HERE SON :highfive

ive heardpeople say you gotta use SPECIAL LIghtERS or millions of other magical things to get high on salvia but when i did it i just smoked like two bowls in a row really fast with a normal lighter

it also just sucks

two bowls of saliva sounds gross

you crazy kids

thats what you gotta do to get high on it

i also smoked it out of a bong, not a pipe :O

man I just ate like six bananas and I feel dizzy. :x

the new msn messenger in beta is pretty sweet. it automatically appears you offline to everyone when you change your status, but then you can click on an IM window and you automatically appear online to whichever people you feel like talking to. so you get to block people without actually blocking them and with no effort. :)

IS THAT WHY I NEVER SEE YOU ON MSN?

http://www.springerlink.com/content/02060rj354480858/

fucking hippie

This garage sale thing actually didn't go too badly.

A kid asked to use our bathroom but we shut that shit down pretty fast. :/

Literally.

Well, there go the nicotine WD's.

I guess that means I quit smoking. Now what?

NOTHIN

NOW LIFE RETURNS TO BEING AS MEANINGLESS AS BEFORE YOU HAD A GOAL

Bill is pregnant.

Man, I was playing baldur's gate and totally missed miami vice :(

Baldur's Gate, fuck yeah!

You should have modded Tubbs as a playable character. That would have reminded you.

I would totally use a Tubbs portrait, if such existed :(

Rembrandt Pussyhorse

Why are so many of you kids missing a funny bone? Comedy and wit where at their highest during times of great depression. You're all way to worried about your precious feelings.