Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.

no

Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.

I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.

You are doomed to forever walk in a circle.

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.

nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?

a vacuum cleaner on your dick?

Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

:lol

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

can you make your avatar robert redford

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.

and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

I think the resemblance speaks for itself. :x

Without the hair. :(

You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.

I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.

Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?