Sorry pub, if you're looking for a place to score some monkey, I'd suggest asking someone more experienced in the subject. Like Durrrrsomething.

fuck

sweet. i love the magnetic fields.

Haha, thanks for not banning me, Boogie. >:

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.

A full five minutes of feeling icky at imagining Doopa being my Mom.

BECAUSE I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK HER

I thought about fucking a girl today

Then later I thought about thinking about it :tear

And when was it that you acted on those thoughts, Sir?

Next time don't think...just DO!

Well good. Does this mean I can now call your mom a monkey any time I want?

"Mom"?

Is it the vowel that you have a problem with, Abel?

MOM'S THE WORD ;)

The Trashmen beg to differ.

:orgasm

I have a lot of problems with going to the beauty salon but I just realized my biggest one is being stuck making small talk for half an hour :(

Yeah, the vowel. I just didn't realise you were an actual Texan is all.

TADAO IM GLAD YOU NOTICED MY INPUT ON THIS SITE AND THE FAGS THAT ARE HERE AND WHY I SURF IT I SURF IT FOR THE FAGS DUDE FAGS ARE RAD

YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

TOATTLY COOL AS ICE MAN THUMBS UP

HELLS YEAH BRAH, THAT'S HOW I ROLL, DRINKIN' KOOL-AID AND BUMPIN' NELLY

HEY MUST BE THE MONEY