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My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.
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Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show. |
I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.
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I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.
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I expected that.
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One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."
Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter. |
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I love when my parents do that |
vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity :(
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Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son
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Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand :picklehat
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THAT THREAD MADE ME REMEMBER HOW THE PROPHECY WAS MY FAVORITE VIGGO MORTENSON MOVIE EVER AND THAT NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS HE WAS EVEN IN IT. THANK YOU YOUTUBE FOR BEING AT MY BECK AND CALL:
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I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today
Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with. |
If yer gonna skip yer turn then send the next poster after you their actor/acrtess
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I love the big splashes on either side of the urinal. It's so true.
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I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.
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FUCK GUYS I HAD THINGS TO DO OUTSIDE ALL RIGHT
GODDDDDDDD |
This is why we can't have nice things.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT
WE ARE ALL DISGUSTING |
Last three, maybe, but certainly not the last four. Good grief.
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i wasn't 100% sure what the fourth to last even represented to be honest
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Using toilet paper?
How gross! |
clearly it's the one where you wrap yourself in clingfilm
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Have you run out of toilet paper? I happen to have several rolls of clingfilm wrap on my person, perhaps that would serve?
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Weirdly enough, the only place I ever saw pink toilet paper in a public restroom was in France.
I figured, you know, France. |
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Ever notice we hardly ever use any of these emoticons?
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tadao used the mommy defense squad one on me in the Gabby Gaga thread.
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I think someone added these to make people easier targets to single out. That's just what I think, though.
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there's 1000 years of forbidden history hidden in those emoticons :o at least i kinda remember making a few of them 10 years ago when i used to drink heavily :themoreyouknow
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gigh quality emotes
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the only ones i remember hating are
:lol2 and :boot |
I swear I've never noticed these before.
:whitepig:gigh:bacos:barnstar |
:hourglass
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FER SHAME NIGGA
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I hate the smile emoticon!
Also this one :conspiracy |
It's not an emoticon but I like this
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Get rid of the useless ones and use this one:
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THE BARNSTAR STAYS
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Grislygus got a barnstar for tireless effort in the salvation of I-Mockery.
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Hey, to be fair I've seen that Days Of Our Lives one used twice since I've been here so hold your horses!!!
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alright, who else reads axe cop
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a lot of these have some historical significance to the site
:whitepig is for the white plastic pig saga, where we were supposed to take a white plastic pig on adventures and then mail him to another forumgoer to continue the story :oao is from the mock wars when mockery called the one and only a wiener. for some reason. :barnstar is from our feud with wikipedia, when they wanted to remove the i-mockery article and replace it with a 'roger barr' article, because they were unsure that i-mockery actually existed or something. they give each other barnstars over there, which are like handjobs between people with aspergers. :chuckleworthy is from the recent incident with zug, i'm surprised some of you don't know what it is. also it's a callback to a very old i-mock meme involving schimid (aka fagboy, aka pizzaguy). :gigh is from a rant from carnivore about 'gigh-quality' posts, then helm made gigh into an emoticon to mock his typo and hubris :notfunny from the law4kidz strips, which is pretty much i-mockery's hallmark moment in the annals of internet memes. probably should have gotten a lot more use during the recent pram maven saga. :oneofthosedays from the cd-i mario game, it's when mario says "it's been one of those days". generic internet meme reference. :hourglass i'm not even explaining this one :themoreyouknow from NBC's public service announcements that end with a rainbow and the words "the more you know" somewhere along the line rog added a bunch of gay emoticons because he rolls like that or something, idk. that's where lol2, boot, troutslap, fart, bacos, and a bunch of those came from. pagebrak is probably the most utilitarian emoticon we have and has saved pub millions of keypresses. a bunch also were made by fatsatan and helm. |
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It is AWESOME
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I know the stories behind every emoticon here, I think. That's a bit sad. I hate these ones:
:pirate :bacos :boot :pagebrak But this one most of all: :picklehat |
What the hell are the stories behind the bac-os and the boot, anyway
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my favorite's page blak
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lol don't forget : pagerack
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You can't :( I had to fake the pagerack. open it in a gif editor to see what I did.
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turns out i can, i just have to set the delay to no less than 0.02
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At least that's what the articles I googled said when I was trying to make it.
Here's one of them. http://news.deviantart.com/article/27613/ |
yeah that explains why .02 worked, since .01 or below defaults to .10 in a browser
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Is there a story behind the :mds ?
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... what the hell is this .. |
Mommy Defense Squad. I think Glowbelly came to the defense of Sadie for not posting pictures, or something.
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oh god, glowbelly
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Lots of the ladies of yore up and left :(
I'm glad Dixie's here. |
There wasn't too many to begin with. CiG is the only one left of a handful.
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What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.
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I miss my granddaughter. :(
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i got signed by malachai nicolle dude drew all over my hand with a silver marker |
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I'm back from Otakon and my Splash Woman cosplay was very well-received. Yay for me.
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hello. i have been working my ass off for awhile, and i still am, but i'm gonna try to come back.
hello. |
would you be weirded out if I said I had a dream about you recently?
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no i would not. please explain
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btw i'm not a spambot
how do i get more pickles |
yes, please do
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at least it was relevant. here's a recent robot / design project i'm working on with one of the PhD students in the lab where i work:
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Neato :O
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I read about this recently - a kid who has allergic reactions to everything is using it to attend school. Beats the "bubble boy" all to hell.
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yessah. the lab where i work is adding autonomous features and stuff to do. the inside of the mods has some treats too:
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