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k0k0 Aug 19th, 2012 10:31 PM

It does matter! You can get away with a lot more bullshit when you're gonna be locked into a marriage.

Kitsa Aug 20th, 2012 08:15 AM

Being locked in a marriage was one of the worst mistakes I ever made.

Aaarg Aug 20th, 2012 09:24 AM

dude yeah if i say something about being engaged people are all \"ooh when's the wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats" and i'm all "leave me alone there won't be a wedding fuck off"

i hate people


Kitsa Aug 20th, 2012 04:08 PM

Hate weddings.

Wedding cake is ok though.

k0k0 Aug 20th, 2012 04:35 PM

I hate weddings too. That's why my plan was to look as stupid as I could for it. I was going to buy a bright yellow tuxedo with a top hat a la dayman.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2012 06:37 PM

Cake is pretty fucking good.

k0k0 Aug 20th, 2012 11:19 PM

Is it weird that I'm still going out and hanging out with my ex fiance's mom every few days? We have fun times going to book stores and just talking.

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2012 12:34 AM

I think it's weird you have any human contact, all things considered. So "ride that pony" is what I'm saying here, I guess.

Sam Aug 21st, 2012 01:26 AM

Do you fuck her?

Chojin Aug 21st, 2012 04:29 AM

sup guys
mba program is awesome
china has a majority representation and all the azns treat me like a superhero

k0k0 Aug 21st, 2012 06:22 AM

Do they all call you "Triple X"? They may think you're vin diesel.

Aaarg Aug 21st, 2012 08:54 AM

and the best part? no cheeseburgers

Tadao Aug 21st, 2012 11:33 AM

I think I want to fuck Coupon Suzy because she seems retarded and would make lots of funny moaning noises.


k0k0 Aug 21st, 2012 12:30 PM

I would bone Coupon Suzy too. I agree with the noises. It'd be like the time I boned that deaf girl.

Aaarg Aug 21st, 2012 05:35 PM

deaf jam

Zomboid Aug 21st, 2012 07:31 PM

It's nice that you've sort of turned you life around, Chojin. It's not as unexpected as, say, Jamesman getting a girlfriend, but it's still nice to hear.

Edit: Just to be clear, that Jamesman girlfriend thing was theoretical. I can't see it happening.

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2012 01:02 AM

Coincidentally, there are lots of coupons for condoms and KY out there.

Zhukov Aug 22nd, 2012 10:14 AM

I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I figured it would be for his Dance Dance Revolution skills.

So I was hanging out with a friend tonight, and she was telling me a story of how several years ago her and a few other people were scouting out an abandoned building to squat in. Two guys, her and another female... and a dog. They went at night, wore dark clothes, brought torches etc, and broke in to have a look around. Long story short, someone noticed them breaking in and called the cops, they did a runner.

She said that they left the dog, and then had to run back and get it while the cops were still looking around the building. I interrupted her and said "Why the fuck did you bring a fucking dog? What is this, Scooby Doo?" and we laughed.

I think it was the best call I've ever made on the fly, and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

Later on we were talking about the olympics and team cycling (you know, four people in each team, riding against another team in a big velodrome) and during conversation it came up that she thought they were all riding one bicycle built for four. I said "What the fuck?! They are all riding SEPARATE bikes! It's not the fucking Goodies!" and I decided that I was on fire.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2012 12:06 PM

My face just got hot reading that

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2012 12:18 PM

Did she blow you out?

Colonel Flagg Aug 22nd, 2012 02:18 PM

You guys are missing the important question - this girl, is she Daphne or Velma?

k0k0 Aug 22nd, 2012 03:55 PM

I hope she's Velma. I would so pound her til her glasses broke.

Otto Aug 22nd, 2012 08:46 PM

gHey wow, I'm not dead. At least not until I finish making that suit of bulletproof armor out of an old plow and wet phonebooks.

Here's a moltar comix while I get drunk (more adrunk)


coupon suzy gives me the creeps, she's like some sort of cursed realdoll and I bet all you can hear when you're around her is her wheezing for air.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2012 10:03 PM

That makes me want her even more :eek

Sam Aug 23rd, 2012 01:28 AM

What's the fucking Goodies?


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