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Aaarg Sep 5th, 2012 09:29 PM

somebody has licensed bob marley's image and is using it to sell bottled teas in grocery stores

fuck the world

Kitsa Sep 5th, 2012 09:46 PM

I just watched that new documentary on him the other day. It seemed like it went on and on and on.

Colonel Flagg Sep 6th, 2012 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761474)
So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Dead.

Thanks a lot, Tad. I was 42 once - 10 years ago.

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 04:12 AM

I'm half as old as Tadao.

SCARY, YEH

Which by transitive property makes Colonel Flagg 500x as old as me. Math and stuff.

Tadao Sep 6th, 2012 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761492)
Math and stuff.

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 6th, 2012 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761492)
Colonel Flagg [is] 500x as old as me.

Reminds me of the time you came to visit me, FZ:


Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 02:53 PM

:lol

Aaarg Sep 6th, 2012 07:02 PM

wow fz you thinned out over the years

Zomboid Sep 6th, 2012 07:12 PM

"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."

I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?

Tadao Sep 6th, 2012 07:24 PM

meh I'm more pumped about the Mayan doomsday

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 08:38 PM

Well my world used to be sunny,
and jokes used to be funny,
But now you're gone and everything's turned around

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 09:04 PM

So I found a realistic Halloween mask in the store today.

Spoilers!

Esuohlim Sep 6th, 2012 11:12 PM

"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957

Isn't that adorable

Kitsa Sep 6th, 2012 11:19 PM

A fitting time for someone to have made off with all of the Quebecois' syrup

Zomboid Sep 7th, 2012 12:23 AM

FUCK YEAH CANADA

LordSappington Sep 7th, 2012 04:19 AM

I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.

kahljorn Sep 7th, 2012 05:26 AM

how can you hate daddy long legs everybody knows they are our friends

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 08:28 AM

Imagine if it had been ticks

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 09:36 AM

or fleas and you got the black plague like that little girl in Colorado.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 10:18 AM

I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 12:58 PM

daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS

yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.

Fathom Zero Sep 7th, 2012 01:24 PM

AWWWW I DID ZOOLOGY WORK ON THEM. WITH THIS GUY: http://thomasshahan.com/



THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 03:12 PM

You should have made it jump on her titties so you can pat them down to help remove the spider :wank

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 03:22 PM

dude yeah salticids are so cute and so fun because they'll interact with you because they have great vision

also tadao you forget where i live and the type of people i live near

i do my best not to touch any of these inbred fuxxx

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 03:39 PM

I imagine you live in a daily episode of Art Mann Presents


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