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Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat

Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?

Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.

Can I still get the pickle hat though?

RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend.

Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!!

Nobody will answer my damn question.

You may have to get it dry cleaned but I bet he will let you borrow it as long as you agree to take pictures with it!

Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.

I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy

What?

Never mind.

You are definitely a quick study!!

Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
:(

I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman

I'm right here, you know.

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

So, how are you MarioRPG?

Why don't you go and tongue the receptacle end of an extension cord! Preferably while it's still plugged into the wall.

Why don't you go and verb the noun.

Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.

Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear