Screw the girls, bro.

Anyways, go here and get a free trial to Planetside for 9 months:

http://planetside.station.sony.com/reserves/download.vm

I got a random message from someone I don't know.

Here's the kicker: I just switched to a new name, and I haven't used it anywhere. Either they got lucky picking a random name out of a hat or someone's giving away my screename.

...or it's one of you people.

Creepy as hell, dude.

Hehe... I can't use Planetside, because it requires a 4 Gig download.
I will have it, though.

I just sent an article to Esuohlim.com. What are the chances of it actually being accepted.

I'll give you guys a hint on this one! The word count was 270. :eek

That's not really much.

Ok, So I will make it longer. Dont worry, I have a ton of ideas. It should be finished by tomorrow if I work at it. I can easily bring it up to 1000 plus words :)

god dammit i hate when the weather jumps 25 degrees in three days :(

It was supposed to be sunny all week but then the weatherman was like "Whoops actually it's going to thunderstorm nonstop until through the following Tuesday haha that's eight days fuckers, enjoy". so now I'm all P.O.ed >:

it was 92 here, and a week ago it didn't even break 70 :(

lol. i don't have a lot of ideas. but i can add 700 words. easy!

milhouse i could write something!

That Man could also write something.

ok!

do you mind if i write about small claims court TV shows like Judge Judy and Judge Mathis cuz i've been all obsessed with those lately!

:Sociallyretarded

Emu that sounds like a grand idea, pal!

I haven't changed my "Zits" calander since February 2nd.

I threw away my America: The Book (The Calendar) desk calendar in April.

Why would you do that?

I haven't touched it since the middle of January. :(

lol @ out-of-context :lol

:x

Now it's time for an intermission with the comedy stylings of Esuohlim and Pub Lover!

Pub Lover: Hello, I am Pub Lover. I was born not far from here and due to a crippling fear of everything I have never been more than five kilometers from my home.

Esuohlim: Good morning, I am Esuohlim, I write articles for a website no one reads and at my leisure I drive my car around town and try to memorize traffic signs.

Pub Lover: Pleased to meet you, Esuohlim. I often take photographs of my favorite vast stretches of dirt. I have over six thousand photographs of the windswept brown field outside of my dwelling, completely barren, and I would love to show them to you one day.

Esuohlim: That would delight me, Pub Lover. I am eager to tell you about the dream I had last night, in which I was forever trying to solve an infinite sliding tile puzzle—

Pub Lover: Enough! I yield!

Esuohlim: Yes, that was among the signs I memorized!