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Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:39 AM


Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:42 AM

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Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance ESUOHLIM this summer.

FIXED >:

Whoops, yeah I missed a bit. :(

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


There :(

She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All

I used to watch that show as well.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete

I never watched that show, or even heard of it till I joined I-Mock. :(

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:48 AM

Her show "Dark Angel" (2000) was canceled after two seasons on Fox.

Vote #4 in the Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes in 2002 for her role as Max in "Dark Angel" (2000).

Loves to play golf.

Has started training in dance and Tae Bo two months prior to the start of scheduled filming on her new film, Honey (2003). [July 2002]

Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition. [June 2002]

Graduated high school at age 16.

Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

Her second cousin is skateboarding legend Steve "Salba" Alba.

She co-starred in one epidode of "Dark Angel" (2000) with her brother, Joshua Alba, entitled "...And Jesus Brought a Casserole." He played, Krit, one of her X-5 brothers who wanted to help destroy Manticore in the Season 1 finale.


Mentioned in the D12 song "My Band".

Was "Punk'd" (2003) on the Ashton Kutcher-hosted MTV show in 2003. Dax Shepard showed up fully nude at a clothing store Jessica was patronizing, following Miss Alba around the store and exposing his "business" to the blushing actress as she tried to shop for clothes. The soon-to-be Mrs. Michael Weatherly was a good sport after being informed it was all a practical joke, taped for the short-lived MTV show.

Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.

Ranked #12 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).

Said once in an interview that she began preparing her own meals as a child to control her weight and maintain her health. She said the food her family prepared led to weight problems for them, so she avoided that.

After graduating from high school, she studied with William H. Macy and his wife, Felicity Huffman, at David Mamet's Atlantic Theater Company.

Named one of "50 Most Beautiful People" by People Magazine. [2005]

Had asthma as a child.

She wanted to become an actress at the age of five.

Became anorexic the same year she had a kidney infection (2001).

Measurements: 34-24-34 according to an interview with Rolling Stone magazine
Personal quotes

"I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys like. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things."

"I like Spongebob Squarepants. He's goofy, like me."

I just don't have a great feeling about what we're doing in Iraq. I don't know why we're there. Didn't we just give the power back over there? Why are we still there? [July 2004]

"My father is Mexican and very dark; my mother is very fair. I used to always get [script] breakdowns for things like Maria, the janitor's daughter who hangs around with white kids. I was born in the United States. I never thought about it until the industry made me think about being a Latin girl. It seemed like such a bizarre thing." (commenting on racial stereotyping).

"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."

"Men are much bigger divas than women. When I used to do the action scenes in Dark Angel, I would have to play it rough. If you hit an actress accidentally, she would usually take it on the chin and say, `Don't do that again.' But with the guys, they would put ice on it, take a 20-minute break and ask for x-rays. It was unbelievable. I would tell them, `Come on, man, get over it.' That's actors for you."

"There is always an unspoken problem about casting Latina actresses. I have heard Jennifer Lopez talk about how it was for her, always being up for the role of the Latina chick."

"What happens when the looks fade?. If I don't establish myself as someone who can act a part rather than look the part, I will soon be finished."

"I love listening to Coldplay. But sometimes I listen to it too much and it depresses me. I call it a 'reflective' mood."

"One of the reasons why I chose not to be a devout Christian is because a lot of people gave me a lot of grief for just being a woman and made me feel ashamed for having a body because it tempted men."

"The most important thing I have learned in life was that being a teenager wasn't forever. I had a hard time being a teenager."

"I don't hang out with the Hollywood cool people. I'm not out trying to make friends with people because they're famous."

"I have my own spiritual thing, but am not part of an organized religion. I think religion is very special and individual to each person."

"I don't need to be in the press or seen. Just because I'm not in magazines or because I'm not in a movie doesn't mean I'm going away. It just means I have some sense of integrity."

"Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be."

'I used to come to Beverly Hills for auditions as a kid and think, "Why don't I live here? Why don't I drive that car?"'

'I wasn't given a whole lot in my life. I was on the bottom of the class system. But I got wisdom. I never just did what people told me. I questioned everything. When I look back, it is really no surprise that I started working at 12.'

'From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My pre-school teacher forced me to write right-handed when I was left-handed. I didn't get why I had to change. Nobody could give me a reason. I have had a big problem with authority ever since.'

On being raised by young parents: 'We all grew up together. My parents were so young. My dad hates it when I talk about our past, about not having things, living with Grandma, wearing thrift-store clothes, cutting coupons.'

On learning Spanish: 'I have a great accent because I grew up hearing it in the neighbourhood. But I have no idea what I'm saying.'

On growing up in L.A.: 'I never really belonged anywhere. I wasn't white. I was shunned by the Latin community for not being Latin enough. My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different.'

'It's not always so great to be objectified but I don't feel I have much of a choice right now. I'm young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot. I look forward to the day when I can do a small movie and act and it's not about me wearing a bathing suit or chaps.'

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:49 AM

That was going to be 20 easy posts but then my internet dropped out & I got bored with the idea. :(

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

She has a tatoo of something somewhere else too :eek

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

Yeah, I wish she didn't. It's gonna be flabby and gross in 30 years :(

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Has a tatoo of a daisy with a ladybug on it on the back of her neck.

She has a tatoo of something somewhere else too :eek

OMG! What? :eek

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 01:53 AM

SHE HAS A TATOO THAT SAYS "<3 ESUOHLIM" ON HER BEHIND I TOLD HER TO GET IT LAST NIGHT AND SHE DID :eek

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
She has a freaky long neck. :hypno

Yeah, I wish she didn't. It's gonna be flabby and gross in 30 years :(

Eww, flabby neck. :x

Then again I'd be 50, so I think I'd probably still do her. :|

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SHE HAS A TATOO THAT SAYS "<3 ESUOHLIM" ON HER BEHIND I TOLD HER TO GET IT LAST NIGHT AND SHE DID :eek

It's great when they're wasted. :)

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:56 AM

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Then again I'd be 50...

Fifty-Two >:

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:07 AM

Google image search is nerdy. A search for 'broken' brings up a picture of a Klingon. :rolleyes

Matt Harty Sep 12th, 2005 12:22 PM

THERE WILL BE NO SHIT TALKING OF MY GF

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 03:07 PM

hey matt

Rongi Sep 12th, 2005 03:09 PM

omg palindrome post count

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 03:10 PM

RUINED :(

you though in four posts :eek

Rongi Sep 12th, 2005 03:10 PM

you fucking ruined it >:

Rongi Sep 12th, 2005 03:11 PM

my eyes hurt

i hate being sick :(

Guitar Woman Sep 12th, 2005 03:15 PM

what are you sick with rongi :(

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 03:16 PM

LOVE

Guitar Woman Sep 12th, 2005 03:17 PM

there's a vaccine for that now I think

Guitar Woman Sep 12th, 2005 03:41 PM

Oh fuck, I just realized I'm an hour late for a doctor's appointment :(
Thanks a lot you guys >:


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