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Sam Apr 29th, 2006 03:25 PM

ALSO CAEKS WAS A MUCH BETTER WEBSITE THEN YOUR WEBSITE MILHOUSE JUST FYI

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 03:27 PM

CAEKS WAS, ESSENTIALLY, NOTHING BUT A MESSAGE BOARD :( :( :(

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 03:29 PM

THERE WERE TWO HILARIOUS ARTICLES. >:

AND A MESSAGE BOARD.

BUT IT WAS STILL BETTER.

Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

I'm sorry I didn't really mean that I'm just jealous is all. :tear

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2006 03:31 PM

I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 03:32 PM

I actually agree with you a little, Sam. A lot of the stuff, especially the early stuff, was kind of painful for me to read over again :(

BUT NOW, OHOHOHO, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE WITH THIS NEW SITE IT'LL BE BIG >:

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

WOW THAT IS REALLY INTERESTING GUITAR WOMAN HOW INTERESTING PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THIS INTERESTING SUBJECT OF INTEREST. :rolleyes

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2006 03:35 PM

Well since you asked...

Ranma Saotome is the son of Genma and Nodoka Saotome and, obviously, the main character in the series (hence the name, Ranma ½).

Ranma was taken from his home at an early age by his father, and journeyed with him on a decade-long training trip to perfect his martial arts. Along the way, he encountered many things, and many people, much of which is later revealed as the series moves on.

When Ranma was young, he befriended a girl named Ukyo Kuonji, though he didn't know she was a girl, the daughter of a travelling okonomiyaki chef and martial artist. Genma engaged Ranma to Ukyo in exchange for the vendor's cart of her father, but he abandoned Ukyo by the side of the road and ran off with the cart, never telling Ranma about the engagement or correcting him Ukyo's real gender.

Later on, when Ranma neared the end of his training trip, Genma took him to a training ground in China named Jusenkyo. This place, however, was a training ground that no one used anymore because each of the springs that were there were cursed, and falling into them would turn you into whatever drowned there and cursed the spring before. Not knowing this, Genma led Ranma to the ground and attempted to train with him atop the bamboo poles which jutted up out of the pools. When Ranma knocked Genma into Shonmaoniichuan, or the Spring of Drowned Panda, Ranma was surprised to find that instead of his father, a panda climbed out of the pool and prepared to fight Ranma. As a result Genma, now cursed, was able to hit Ranma into another of the cursed pools. Ranma was knocked into Nyannichuan (Niángn*quán 娘溺泉), or the Spring of Drowned Girl. Thus he turns into a girl with cold water, which is only reversible through hot water.

Before this incident, Genma had made a certain arrangement with his friend Soun Tendo. The arrangement was that Ranma would marry one of Soun's daughters, and carry on the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.

Although Ranma was half-man, Soun engaged him to his youngest daughter Akane Tendo. Although unwilling to be engaged to Akane at first, Ranma later develops feelings for her.

Ranma and Genma had then moved into the Tendo dojo. Many events happen to Ranma, and has endured, among other things, Amazons, old rivals, Dojo destroyers, and even evil demons. Ranma has also received male suitors because of his female counterpart, such as Tatewaki Kuno.

Later on, Genma tells Ranma that if his mother finds out that he's half-man, she will kill them both. Therefore, Ranma always changes into a girl and is known as Ranko whenever she is around.

However, he later talks to his mother as a man (not revealing that he can change into a girl) and in order to show that he's manly (not a cross-dresser), he has to do several perverted things (mostly to do with Akane). However, these fail, so his mother tells him that she will return later on to see his 'manliness'.

Ranma has not yet found a cure for this ability to change into a girl.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 03:37 PM

I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2006 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx

Psh, like any one here has money.

Sethomas Apr 29th, 2006 07:52 PM

Esuohlim I think you should look into financial aid for struggling humor websites, I don't know where to look for those but I'm sure they exist! You could try a search engine those can be pretty helpful, the best one around is Google (www.google.com).

Terra Apr 29th, 2006 10:15 PM

Well I'll donate it back Milhouse, and then some because that's the type of NICE FUCKING PERSON I AM!

Really, I'll donate. Obviously your g/f is sick and tired of financing your sorry ass.

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 12:51 AM

I'll walk all the way to milhouses place and give him 5 dollars!

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2006 12:57 AM

OK thanks actually just use this link it'll be easier:

http://www.paypal.com/account?=esuohlim

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2006 12:57 AM

Oh shit I almost have 9k posts :(

Jeff The Ninja Apr 30th, 2006 03:56 AM

Man, I wish I had a site of my own.

Jixby Phillips Apr 30th, 2006 04:12 AM

we don't!

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 09:18 AM

I'd have like 4000 by now if SOMEONE hadn't banned my original account >:

EDIT: to milhouse
but 5 dollars canadian passed to an american via paypal would end up like 2.50 I was more just going to give you a pice of blue paper with Sir Wilfred Laurier on one side and a group of children engaging in various wintersport on the other.

Sethomas Apr 30th, 2006 07:25 PM

Canadians have the most fucked up porn.

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 07:35 PM

Do we look Yellow, have squinty eyes, 2 inch penises, and are an average of 5'1?

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 07:51 PM

Shut up you fucking squinter!

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 07:53 PM


Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 07:53 PM

Running in a crowd
In a faceless town
I need to feel the touch of a friend
In the countryside
I wonder far and wide
The isolation gets me again

I don't know where to go
When I feel like crying
Oh my

Its time to open myself
Do something new
And stop- and grow up a bit

Then suddenly my power and confidence
Swelling up
Magicly erupt
And its all because kindness
That I feel from people I don't even know
Then suddenly my intuition and my wisdom grow
And then I know
That most of all I sense compassions
Weild into strangers
Wherever I go
Thank you for waking me up

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 30th, 2006 08:18 PM

I like icecream.

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 08:33 PM

Do you want a spirit gun up your ass?


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