There you go ignoring facts again!
 

Seriously...:rolleyes

Do stop and chat awhile, scones will be out shortly.

My grandpa calls them "Scuns".

Is that one lump or two today sir?

I presume you mean sugar, but could you define "Lumps" just to be clear?

Surely you have enough lumps of your own on that ample gelatinous Canadian wuss-gut of yours to know what a "lump" may be.

Well, it could be "shit" or "lumps" on my head. I don't know if you're just tricking me or whatever!

See? Ignoring facts again! >:

I don't say this to many people, but have you looked into starting up a crack addiction?

No. Why?

I'm trying to figure out what that brown shit on your face is.

What brown shit? On what part of my face? You need to be more specific, here.

Sorry, that IS your face.
Ooooooh!

No, you must be looking at another picture.

I've seen your videos many times.
I only aspire to become so braindead one day.
Crom willing, an LSD coma.

My face doesn't look like shit, so you must be watching somebody else.

There is no mistakin' that canadian bacon.

Could you show me specifically what you're talking about?

I think we all know what I'm talking about. You sick bastard.

Actually, no, we don't. Please elaborate.

Your wildly popular "Buzz Lightrear" Solo Porno?

Yeah, we ALL know about that one.

Aside from the fact that that picture is obviously doctored, I still fail to see this "Brown shit" you speak of.

That's later in the vid...

Which video?

Your solo porno.
That's just the box cover.

Can you provide evidence that such a video exists?