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elx Aug 24th, 2009 01:47 PM

the seakitten campaign was only intended to target children, you're safe lobsterfeet

Dimnos Aug 24th, 2009 02:42 PM

Well... That was a close one then. :\

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 03:46 PM

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
it's princess bride, chocolate ice cream, and super absorbency tampons for you mister

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 24th, 2009 04:25 PM

PETA's "Save the Whales" billboard (http://deceiver.com/2009/08/11/peta-...les-billboard/) caused a stir a while back, and now a gym in my city is taking the same advertising approach -- here's one of their signs verbatim:

"In the afternoons
do you get exercise
dodging harpoons?
Synergy Fitness"

funny, but probably not going to gain alot of fatties as customers.

edit: yes, i'm chubby, but i don't think i fit into the "mistaken for a whale category"

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
:rolleyes

SOMEONES BEING A JERK SO THEY MUST NEED DRUUUUGGGSSSS.

I think the real problem is that you have a giant stick up your ass that says, "PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT NICE (to my friends)"

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 07:41 PM

if i had a stick that big up my ass i'd probably be making more money :|

Wiffles Aug 24th, 2009 07:43 PM

No, you'd be a popsicle ^.^

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 07:53 PM

THE WORDS COULD BE WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS.

ALSO IM SURE THERES PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STICK HUGE THINGS IN THEIR ASS AND MAKE NO MONEY. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE OUTGOING.

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 07:55 PM

Hey Kahl what's up :X

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:34 PM

not much just chillin mostly how about you?

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 08:35 PM

nothin mang got some whatups and i'm roooolllllliiiiinnnn along

are you barbecuing some good ass food? :(

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:38 PM

no but i did last night :D

I got some what ups myself

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 08:39 PM

:D

i want some barbecue mang

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:43 PM

you should make some bbq and marinate your chicken with beer and chicken broth for a couple of days and then coat it in bbq sauce for a day and thennnn bbq it

Wiffles Aug 24th, 2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 643815)
:D

i want some barbecue mang

Youre not from Miami =X

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 08:45 PM

WIFFLES SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I AM HAVING A QUIET CONVERSATION WITH MY BEST FRIEND STEWART AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY MOOD

P.S. STEWART THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:53 PM

ITS DELICIOUS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT IT

LATELY I HAVE ALSO BEEN BBQIN SQUASH TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION.

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 08:54 PM

I'LL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SQUASH AND EAT THAT SHIT YYYYYUUUMMM

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 09:01 PM

AND WATERMELONS :(

elx Aug 24th, 2009 10:08 PM

lol guys if you dip a pencil in water a GIANT droplet forms and it just sits there like a bubble but it doesnt pop and if you move it it moves but it doesnt break and if you turn it upside down it flips and you can watch it it never moves and goes away

Tadao Aug 25th, 2009 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 643861)
Well Himmler was really serious about the occult stuff. They had secret occult rituals deep beneath his lair called Castle Wolfenstein. ^^

Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 12:14 AM

ive been seeing ads for it like crazy on hulu :(

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 12:16 AM

Yeah I been wanting to pick that up too. I played the first one a long time ago, scared the bejeesus outa me. Cause nazis and zombies are just adorable ^.^

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 12:22 AM


she was shaved; she was spayed.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 12:24 AM

AAARRRRGGGHHHH

NSFW TAG PLEASE


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