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Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 06:48 AM

People Just Being Stupid
 
Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091118/...us_usa_laundry

Basically, people don't want to see underwear. Because it's offensive or something. And they're calling the authorities. Now, people that use clotheslines are stepping up and fighting back.

Colonel Flagg Nov 19th, 2009 09:26 AM

Never let it be said that we as Americans didn't stand up and fight for what we believe in.

The right to hang our undies from a clothesline is the right to be free.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 19th, 2009 11:16 AM

I like the idea of the Stupid people thread. People who oppose dry hanging clothes should get something better to do with their time.

Geggy Nov 19th, 2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659613)
Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.

http://mobile.boston.com/siteserver/...mcdonalds_rap/

Geggy Nov 19th, 2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659613)
Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.

http://www.salemnews.com/punews/loca...secondarystory

Dimnos Nov 19th, 2009 01:48 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 05:13 PM

I used to do stuff like that in middle school, thinkin' I was being all subversive and stuff. It was cute.

Dimnos Nov 19th, 2009 05:22 PM

What? Rap your fast food order? Or hang your unmentionables?

Tadao Nov 19th, 2009 05:29 PM

Being black while in Utah.

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 05:46 PM

Meep.

Dr. Boogie Nov 19th, 2009 06:03 PM

I predict an increase in anti-roadrunner legislation.

Geggy Nov 19th, 2009 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 659734)
I predict an increase in anti-roadrunner legislation.

It will fall flat on its face if they ever try to get it enacted.

executioneer Nov 19th, 2009 09:07 PM

and then its acme rocket boots will cause it to shoot off of a cliff

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 11:50 PM

http://consumerist.com/5408629/colle...ing-to-pay-tip

Gratuity fees are such an oxymoron, I can't even see straight sometimes. The key's to pay in cash so that they don't get your name, then slip out undetected and never go back to the shitty restaurant.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 12:15 AM

What a gay state.

executioneer Nov 20th, 2009 12:36 AM

fuck philly to hell

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 10:34 AM

I think I would have done the ole' dine and dash. $73 for salad and wings?! For $10 you can buy everything you need to make a great salad and eat like 4-6 time depending on how big of a salad you want. Wings? Wingstop. That is all that needs to be said about that.

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 11:38 AM

I think I'm the only person I know that thinks Buffalo Wild Wings has the shittiest food. Wingstop RULES.

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 11:46 AM

What? Wingstop Cajun boys? Hell yeah! :yum

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 12:43 PM

Must have been a huge party of people. There is a law, might be nation wide, that automatically inserts a tip when the table has a certain amount of people.

Dr. Boogie Nov 20th, 2009 03:14 PM

Yeah, I've been to a lot of restaurants that say they'll automatically add gratuity to large parties. They probably should've just called the manager aside and explained that the service was shit.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 03:25 PM

I did that once. I took the family out for Japanese. 150 dollar bill and the tip was added, but the waitress only checked our table once and we all needed more water. Not only that, she got our order wrong. The manager reduced the bill so that basically, the restaurant paid her tip.

First thing the bitch said was that she was great with large groups at a table.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659804)
I think I'm the only person I know that thinks Buffalo Wild Wings has the shittiest food. Wingstop RULES.

Buffalo Wild Wings is bad. I've never heard of Wingstop though. Everyone should come here for good wings. I'll show you at least a hundred different places with great wings.

If I must go to a franchise Quaker Steak and Lube actually has good wings.

Colonel Flagg Nov 20th, 2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 659766)
What a gay state.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 659769)
fuck philly to hell

Hey! I live here, you know. >:

The fact that you're both right is beside the point.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 04:56 PM

I really hope that manager who called the police got his ass fired. There is such a thing as bad publicity.

executioneer Nov 20th, 2009 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 659908)
Hey! I live here, you know. >:

The fact that you're both right is beside the point.

present company excluded, then ;(

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2009 05:51 PM

I've never been in a buffalo wild wings, but I walked past one in a mall once. This chick was walking out in a tight pair of terrycloth pants, and the two guys walking in were so busy staring at her ass that they walked right into the door with a loud THUNK. Left faceprints on the glass, it was awesome.

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 07:44 PM

I know the large-party gratuity thing, and I respect that. It's for eight or more people or something like that. I dunno. From what I read, it didn't look like they had a lot of people. It just looks like there were a few people that bought shitty expensive wings or something and left.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 07:48 PM

I bet I'm right.

executioneer Nov 20th, 2009 07:48 PM

it said there were two people who got arrested and six others so yeah it was 8 total

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 659942)
it said there were two people who got arrested and six others so yeah it was 8 total

OH OKAY.

Still. I doubt it would've been a good story if it turns out that they broke the law by not paying that stupid mandatory thing. Or maybe that is all there is to it, and the people are just spoiled douchebags.

executioneer Nov 20th, 2009 08:07 PM

why don't they just increase their stupid prices 18% if it's so important to them

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 08:07 PM

Or they are people being stupid

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 10:32 PM

Cop Tasers and Arrests 10 Year-Old Girl

Hahaha. I don't believe this is stupid at all, really.

Geggy Nov 21st, 2009 07:05 AM

Police brutality with modern technology.

El Blanco Nov 21st, 2009 09:06 AM

Or rather shitty parenting mixed with a dumb ass cop in the Ozarks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2009 10:22 AM

www.newsoftheweird.com

This is the grand archive of stupid people articles.

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2009 11:42 PM

http://consumerist.com/2009/12/minne...hru-is-ok.html

VICTORY

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2010 08:53 PM



srsly

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2010 10:04 AM

Secret Jesus Bible Codes? Riiiiiiiight.... :rolleyes

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2010 10:11 AM


Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 11:08 AM

God, I love that story


I wouldn't if Trijicon were pussing out and pretending that they had noooo idea, but they're being shamelessy, brazenly awesome about the whole thing

"YEAH, WE BIN AHMIN AH GUNS WIDDA POWER UH JEBUS SINCE WORLD WAH TWO. YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PROBLEM WIDDAT, FAGGOT?"

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 11:37 AM

I watched the story and it was good, but the header made me laugh my ass off. It's like they threw all sorts of abrasive words together. They should've thrown "killer" in there, too.

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2010 12:39 PM

I get 2 Corinthians 4:6, but what is N8:12? Numbers? That reads a little wierd in and of itself:

Quote:

Then the Levites shall lay their hands on the heads of the bulls, and you shall offer the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering to the LORD to make atonement for the Levites.
or perhaps Nehemiah:

Quote:

And all the people went their way to eat and drink and to send portions and to make great rejoicing, because they had understood the words that were declared to them.
Funny thing, both quotations refer to the Levites.

So which is it? Sethomas? Anyone care?

EDIT: More likely JN refers to John 8:12 - this quotation is far more well-known.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 12:46 PM

All I know is that it's a secret Jesus bible code.

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 668566)
I get 2 Corinthians 4:6, but what is N8:12? Numbers? That reads a little wierd in and of itself:


JN8:12 for John 8:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by The God Damn Bible
When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life."

Edit: Missed your edit and jumped right in explaining it. :(

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 01:31 PM

I wouldn't know any of that; I'm Catholic and we don't read the Bible.

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2010 02:24 PM

I used to think that was what was wrong with Catholics. These days I think its what makes them the better Christians. :\

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2010 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 668578)
JN8:12 for John 8:12

Edit: Missed your edit and jumped right in explaining it. :(

'sok.

I'm not Catholic, so as my Mom keeps telling me I'm not going to Heaven. :(

executioneer Jan 21st, 2010 12:24 AM

nobody else is going to heaven either, dude

don't sweat it

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2010 10:42 AM

CHARLIE, ITCHY AND EVEN CARFACE ARE GOIN TO HEAVEN

Dimnos Jan 23rd, 2010 10:56 AM

Thats dog heaaven. It dont count. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 12:40 PM

http://consumerist.com/2010/01/passe...-over-ice.html

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 12:55 PM

Is there more to that story?

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 12:58 PM

I dunno. Just thought it was amusing.

People have been thrown off of planes for asking for ice or juice, so I was surprised when something rational happened.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 01:05 PM

IDK, I don't think they get thrown off for asking or glass shaking or being snotty. I think they get thrown off for yelling and screaming. Maybe people have calmed down now that they know that if they cause a big commotion, they will be anal probed when they land.

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 01:13 PM

Tell that to the guy that might face federal charges for asking for a glass of orange juice.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 01:25 PM

His story (what little there is of it) sounds like bullshit. He's acting all ALL I DID WAS ASK FOR ORANGE JUICE. He was told no and why and then he wouldn't just let it go. HEY DUMBFUCK THE PLANE HAS TO TAKE OFF SIT THE FUCK DOWN SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME GET THIS PLANE IN THE AIR THEN I CAN PAMPER YOU 1ST CLASS FAGGOT ASS WITH ORANGEJUICE.

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 01:59 PM

Except he has 6 witnesses that verify his story was how it went down

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:01 PM

six christian women from some christian group of good doing or some shit.

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:05 PM

6 witnesses are 6 witnesses though. And in federal court (if it gets that far) their 'good doing' will add to their power as witnesses when his lawyer questions them on the stand. Honestly though I doubt it will get that far. I think this "Helen" person's days working for AA are numbered. Especially if they lose a dozen customers to Delta's offer of instant gold status to those who were witnesses of her attitude.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:08 PM

yes i fly 1st class all the time, i still don't understand why i can't have a glass of OJ from you before we take off, this is highly unusual. HEY I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE TALKING TO ME YOU RUDE BITCH.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:10 PM

Oh I agree, her job is done. There are tons of people who are waiting for stewert jobs after the big layoffs. It's so easy to hate on airlines today that whether this guys story is completely true or not, the airline will accept blame.

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:15 PM

Thing is, if she was serving the food (which she was) this was not pre flight. It was actually 45 minutes into the flight (http://consumerist.com/2009/12/askin...deral-law.html). So, by itself, that was not an unreasonable request. Maybe she didn't have drinks on the tray, if that was the case, a simple "the drinks are on another serving tray" would have been more than enough response.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:18 PM

Oh, I guess I have to watch FOX and friends for the story. :(

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:21 PM

Not sure if he mentioned it there, I was going by the witness account on an earlier entry linked in the original article.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:25 PM

:lol she's a total cunt

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Koss;
The real terrorists can be found flying first class, drinking orange juice.


:lol

Dimnos Jan 27th, 2010 10:00 AM

OJ is a serious issue. Its a key component in bomb making. They cant just go handing it out to anyone in first class. >:

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2010 04:30 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...04001.html?g=0

motherfuckers. MOTHERFUCKERS. Child-protecting AGHHHHHHHHHH

Quote:

One record dating to 1983 from an Alabama textbook committee said the book was "a real downer" and called for its rejection from schools.
I don't know that humanity really deserves to go on sometimes. It's really hard for me to wrap my head around the way people think.

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 01:12 PM

http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...957743,00.html

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 670238)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...04001.html?g=0

motherfuckers. MOTHERFUCKERS. Child-protecting AGHHHHHHHHHH



I don't know that humanity really deserves to go on sometimes. It's really hard for me to wrap my head around the way people think.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...02427.html?g=0

Dimnos Feb 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 670238)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...04001.html?g=0

motherfuckers. MOTHERFUCKERS. Child-protecting AGHHHHHHHHHH



I don't know that humanity really deserves to go on sometimes. It's really hard for me to wrap my head around the way people think.

Man, I didnt get that copy of the book when I was a kid. Probably would have held my attention better if it did. :(

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 11:37 AM

Yeah, I didn't either. Makes me wanna read it more now. :lol

Dimnos Feb 2nd, 2010 11:46 AM

What was the similar book about the Russian chick that was WAY more bad ass?

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 11:50 AM

:eek I have not heard of that.

Dimnos Feb 2nd, 2010 01:51 PM

Alicia Appleman-Jurman. Polish girl. My bad.

http://www.datasync.com/~davidg59/alicia.html

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 02:08 PM

Same thing. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 2nd, 2010 03:45 PM

"Two adults and three teenagers were arrested in Waterville, Maine, in March and charged with arson, with all the evidence needed consisting of a video the five made, describing their crime, crafted with theme music and cast-and-crew credits. [Morning Sentinel (Waterville), 4-1-09]"

http://newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

Dimnos Feb 3rd, 2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

He has been married for four years, yet remains childless. Nobody knows why he is unable to conceive (although most speculators suspect infertility), but what we do know for certain is that this inability to procreate so angered him that he cut off his tongue as a sacrifice to Hindu God Lord Shiva.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/02...ue-lord-shiva/

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 09:10 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/201002...s/ynews_ts1129

haha wut

Quote:

Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology

executioneer Feb 12th, 2010 09:33 AM

wasn't there a bit on the daily show that basically said the same thing, only definitely on purpose

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 09:34 AM

Probably, but they're on a comedy network and comic books are supposed to be irrelevant and non-topical.

SO THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Pentegarn Feb 12th, 2010 09:38 AM

I think it is stupid to get mad at comic books for how they portray anything. I want to tell them, "You do know that's a comic book you're complaining about, right?"

The Leader Feb 12th, 2010 02:10 PM

You don't read very many comics, do you? :(

Colonel Flagg Feb 12th, 2010 03:56 PM

The serious tea-baggers get their news of current events straight from the comic books.

Colonel Flagg Feb 12th, 2010 03:57 PM

CAPTAIN AMERICA, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! >:

Dimnos Feb 15th, 2010 10:10 AM



10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2010 11:13 AM

:lol
:lol
:lol

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2010 12:08 PM

:lol This emoticon can't convey how much I laughed just now.

Pentegarn Feb 16th, 2010 08:07 AM

I laughed. then I thought, "somewhere out there is a guy with that much anger looking for weapons that don't look like weapons." So then I cried. Then I looked at the tissue paper/M3 12 gauge and I laughed again.

Tadao Feb 16th, 2010 11:19 AM

hah!

Colonel Flagg Feb 16th, 2010 12:19 PM

That is the funniest thing I've seen in months. Good job!

kahljorn Feb 16th, 2010 06:56 PM

lol
man that guy got TROLLED


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