CHARLIE, ITCHY AND EVEN CARFACE ARE GOIN TO HEAVEN

Thats dog heaaven. It dont count. :rolleyes

Is there more to that story?

I dunno. Just thought it was amusing.

People have been thrown off of planes for asking for ice or juice, so I was surprised when something rational happened.

IDK, I don't think they get thrown off for asking or glass shaking or being snotty. I think they get thrown off for yelling and screaming. Maybe people have calmed down now that they know that if they cause a big commotion, they will be anal probed when they land.

Tell that to the guy that might face federal charges for asking for a glass of orange juice.

His story (what little there is of it) sounds like bullshit. He's acting all ALL I DID WAS ASK FOR ORANGE JUICE. He was told no and why and then he wouldn't just let it go. HEY DUMBFUCK THE PLANE HAS TO TAKE OFF SIT THE FUCK DOWN SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME GET THIS PLANE IN THE AIR THEN I CAN PAMPER YOU 1ST CLASS FAGGOT ASS WITH ORANGEJUICE.

Except he has 6 witnesses that verify his story was how it went down

six christian women from some christian group of good doing or some shit.

6 witnesses are 6 witnesses though. And in federal court (if it gets that far) their 'good doing' will add to their power as witnesses when his lawyer questions them on the stand. Honestly though I doubt it will get that far. I think this "Helen" person's days working for AA are numbered. Especially if they lose a dozen customers to Delta's offer of instant gold status to those who were witnesses of her attitude.

yes i fly 1st class all the time, i still don't understand why i can't have a glass of OJ from you before we take off, this is highly unusual. HEY I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE TALKING TO ME YOU RUDE BITCH.

Oh I agree, her job is done. There are tons of people who are waiting for stewert jobs after the big layoffs. It's so easy to hate on airlines today that whether this guys story is completely true or not, the airline will accept blame.

Thing is, if she was serving the food (which she was) this was not pre flight. It was actually 45 minutes into the flight (http://consumerist.com/2009/12/askin...deral-law.html). So, by itself, that was not an unreasonable request. Maybe she didn't have drinks on the tray, if that was the case, a simple "the drinks are on another serving tray" would have been more than enough response.

Oh, I guess I have to watch FOX and friends for the story. :(

Not sure if he mentioned it there, I was going by the witness account on an earlier entry linked in the original article.

:lol she's a total cunt

:lol

OJ is a serious issue. Its a key component in bomb making. They cant just go handing it out to anyone in first class. >:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...04001.html?g=0

motherfuckers. MOTHERFUCKERS. Child-protecting AGHHHHHHHHHH

I don't know that humanity really deserves to go on sometimes. It's really hard for me to wrap my head around the way people think.

Man, I didnt get that copy of the book when I was a kid. Probably would have held my attention better if it did. :(

Yeah, I didn't either. Makes me wanna read it more now. :lol

What was the similar book about the Russian chick that was WAY more bad ass?