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liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:17 AM

WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS AT THE TOP :O I'LL START A MADLIB. :( BUT IT'LL ONLY BE US TWO PLAYING SO DUN MAKE IT SUCK >:

KAY? :D

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:18 AM

I WILL DO MY BEST CAPTAIN!

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:19 AM

Far Away Place
Girls Name
Adjective

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:20 AM

A singapore brothel
Roberta
Sickly

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:21 AM

OMG FOUR POSTS AWAY FROM THE BIG 500!

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:21 AM

Adjective
Boys Name
Piece Of Clothing

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:22 AM

Monsterous
Jacques
Left Ankle Sock

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:23 AM

Number
Past Tense Verb
Exclamation

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:24 AM

500
discharged
SHAZZAM!

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 04:25 AM

I am ruining your party :lol

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:25 AM

6 AT A TIME! :eek

Adjective
Place
Body Part
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:29 AM

Nahcho Cheesier
Sam's 500th post party!
Spleen
homely
robotic
sauce

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:31 AM

THESE ARE THE LAST OF EM! :o

Piece Of Clothing
Piece Of Clothing
Exclamation
Body Part
Body Part
Plural Noun
Verb

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:33 AM

Lepard skin speedo
knee pads
BEJEESUS!
LEFT EAR
RIGHT TESTICLE
SOCKS
masticate

OMG 500TH POST! YAY! :party :party :party :party :rave :rave :rave :party :party :troutslap

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:37 AM

Messed-Up Fairytale

One day in a land far far away, further than A singapore brothel , there lived a girl named Roberta . Roberta was very sickly and Monsterous and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Jacques thought of getting into her Left Ankle Sock . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 500 hours straight, Jacques discharged over to Roberta 's house and said to her SHIZZAM! Roberta you are so Nahcho Cheesier ! I'd love to take you to Sam's 500th post party! and kiss you on the spleen and then you would be mine Forever. Well Roberta thought that this was homely , He was pretty robotic and had a nice sauce , So she agreed. Little did he know Roberta had a secret. So off they went to Sam's 500th post party! and he did kiss her on the spleen and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Lepard skin speedo and their knee pads . BEJEESUS! ! Jacques shouted! Roberta had a LEFT EAR where her RIGHT TESTICLE should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your SOCKS before they masticate .


THAT ONE SUCKED! >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:38 AM

The people who rate these things are idiots. >:

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:41 AM

lol =(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:50 AM

DRAW :(

http://www.flash-play.com/drawit/

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:51 AM

I've drawn these so far:

KID
MONSTER
WIERD HAIR GUY

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 04:56 AM

I DREW THE ONE CALLED MEMBER!!!

jin Jan 19th, 2004 04:57 AM

These young'uns puttin me in my place?;
Hell, you're losing face;
Saying these things;
Making these claims;
You're a disgrace to your own race;
Cant rap, cant flow;
Since when do ******s know what a video game is, yo?;

The rest you write aint worth readin ho';
Your intense verbal chastising is the same as an wannabe beatin no';
Ive never been a vet, best thing i ever did was spit witchu and the rest was just lurkin an followin yo';
Which is same thing as you ever done- "callin the kettle black" its mind-numbin, oh;

Same shit you rip;
Same ol' scuses same ol' insults you hit;
Cant you just give graces to the old days an' pull up some acee;
You say you Feelnuetral, Hell you more like feelmedicoree;
I just have nothin to retort with this whatever-this-an-that;
Whens you gunna put up a damn fightee >:;

Crusader of the middle class;
So proud of your mad playin when yous a ho;
Hope yo tricks 40z accounts for all those crabs crawlin' up yo ass;
Cause we all know the trash being white oh;
Gives you presents that cant be disinfected and have lil' faces;
Or is the diseases and the itchy and scratchy worth the rent you cant pay and those high high wages?;

I missed you when you were gone;
I was waitin an waitin all alone;
For a challenge and a reaction and a war to start;
Just waitin and listenin to Joey Ramone;
Now you here and still all i can hear is;
"The KKK took my baby away";
Cause the diffence be zilch and nadda, you black-oh-you brown;
Your raps still low brow;
fadin-an-fadin';
Your cover is blown;
You are just an empty facin';
Nothin' behind the talk, simply with the danger of a little ol' lady;
Callin others a dyke;
Actin all like a lil' tyke;

Nuttin but love for yo though;
Still more interesting than anyone else in this bowl of dreary-O's;
Come on' gimme somethin so i can counter counter attack;
With this all i can do is sit back;
An' wait for you to finish crying;
I know it hurts on the inside, so sorry cracker;
Cause thats what you are on the inside, it all shows, though the outside might be blacker; ;>


//REFUTE

heAHEHHAEHHAEHHAEhAHEhAHEha

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:04 AM

I just drew BIRD PRIEST!

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:11 AM

I stopped playing with it 'cause my mouse is being gay. :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:12 AM

Hello JIN!

I see you browsing the forums. :o

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:17 AM

I JUST HURT MY TOE. :(

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:23 AM

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? :)

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:24 AM

Nobody's online but us two :rolleyes


And jin :( But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. :(

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:26 AM

SAME AS IT EVER WAS. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:27 AM

We suck. :( We could do a madlib... but it's gay with only 1 person. :(

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:28 AM

And you pick gay ones. >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:29 AM

KNOCK KNOCK

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:31 AM

who dat is?

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:32 AM

WATER

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:33 AM

water who?

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:34 AM

WHAT ARE YA DOIN? :lol











ITS 4:30AM :( IM GOING TO BED

Matt Harty Jan 19th, 2004 09:40 AM

GOOD MORNING >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 12:20 PM

I just woke up! :D

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 12:28 PM

FAR AWAY PLACE
GIRLS NAME
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
BOYS NAME
PIECE OF CLOTHING
NUMBER
PAST TENSE VERB
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION
BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:34 PM

Your toes, fatty
Bitchface
erect
homeopathic
Tommy
Pastie
5
raps
Sweet leaping Christ
Horny
The back
clit
odd
queer
brick
hairpiece
nose guard
Holy GOd
anus
cunt
stock car drivers
impregnate

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 12:43 PM

FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE

One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate .

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:46 PM

WHy'd you use the same one? it only had one funny part >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 12:48 PM

Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

ScruU2wice Jan 19th, 2004 12:51 PM

im going to try to get my scanner working...

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( ima gonna go take a shower HAPPY BLACK GUY DAY

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 01:06 PM

WELL I WASN'T HERE WHEN YOU DID IT, OBVIOUSLY >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 01:10 PM

:lol SORRY GUY

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:15 PM

HI :( I JUST WOKE UP :(

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:16 PM

I LIED :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 01:24 PM

LIAR

ScruU2wice Jan 19th, 2004 02:06 PM


Penis Cancer Jan 19th, 2004 02:55 PM

Jesus loves the little children but does he love the little fags that touch each other in the but and thaNobody's online but us two


And jin But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts.


t other gay stuff? plz tell me

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 02:58 PM

:(

Emu Jan 19th, 2004 03:33 PM

:(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 03:35 PM

I JUST GOT MVP ON SOCOM 8-)

Matt Harty Jan 19th, 2004 03:59 PM

THATS IMPOSSIBLE YOU SUCK AT SOCOM

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:03 PM

YEAH. BUT I OWN WITH HANDGUNS. :<

Matt Harty Jan 19th, 2004 04:06 PM

Me too but I don't have Socom :(

Cap'n Crunch Jan 19th, 2004 04:59 PM

Socom is for super fags. :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:10 PM

But it's super fun. :(

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:18 PM

They got allen wrenches, girbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:18 PM

tash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:19 PM

walkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles, radial tires

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:20 PM

bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:20 PM

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:21 PM

paint removers, window louvres, masking tape, and plastic gutters

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:22 PM

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:22 PM

hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:23 PM

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:26 PM

metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:26 PM

air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:27 PM

tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:27 PM

trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisors

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:28 PM

tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:29 PM

soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:29 PM

football, soccer, and mexians

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 05:29 PM

calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:32 PM

vaccuum cleaner, big fan, and stereo

Cap'n Crunch Jan 19th, 2004 05:34 PM

cow hoofs, cookies, and radioactive orange peels :eek

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:35 PM

TV Remote, playstation, and cheese dip

Cap'n Crunch Jan 19th, 2004 05:35 PM

cory feldman, giant cakes and chocolate shakes :lol

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:36 PM

keyboard, telephone, and leather chair

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:39 PM

pickel, penis, and plastic

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:40 PM

rongi, cloning device, and milhouse

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:41 PM

zombies, monsters, and marilyn :eek

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:59 PM

I ran out of french onion dip. :( Now I have to eat the chips without it. :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 06:00 PM

They're not good by themselves. BRB Im gonna go get some Nutty Buddy bars. :D

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 06:00 PM

Back! :D

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 06:01 PM

Happy MLT Day! :O

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 06:03 PM

I MEANT MTK!


MY BAD GUYS

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:31 PM

I DON'T FEEL GOOD :( HI :(

Snatchtastic Jan 19th, 2004 06:39 PM

.
 
What's wrong? :(

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:45 PM

BRONCHITUS :(

Snatchtastic Jan 19th, 2004 06:46 PM

.
 
That sucks. :(

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:47 PM

Yeah :(

Snatchtastic Jan 19th, 2004 06:48 PM

.
 
Are you on anti-biotics? :hypno

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:49 PM

I'm on a breathing machine thing that resembles a iron lung :(

Snatchtastic Jan 19th, 2004 06:50 PM

.
 
Damn dude that's hardcore! I hope you feel better soon :(

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:52 PM

You want some pussy?

Snatchtastic Jan 19th, 2004 06:53 PM

.
 
Is it prepackaged and soy free?

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 06:56 PM

I wish :( But it's from russia :(


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