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Tadao May 26th, 2016 10:33 PM

:pagebrak

bigtimecow May 27th, 2016 07:35 PM

zeldasmostunemployedfan

zeldasbiggestfan May 28th, 2016 05:57 PM

Welp, back to cutting grass I go.

Tadao May 29th, 2016 01:24 PM

You got Trumped lol

zeldasbiggestfan May 29th, 2016 03:15 PM

Can't stump the Trump.

Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2016 09:04 AM

Drumpf.

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 1st, 2016 08:39 PM

Hey guys.

Cutting grass sucks.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2016 10:35 PM

And we witness the 3rd rebirth of ZBF!

captain516 Jun 6th, 2016 11:12 PM

Zibif is going to MAKE LAWNS GREAT AGAIN.
Spoilers!

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2016 03:30 PM

Donald C. Trump for President!

Spoilers!

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 25th, 2016 11:15 AM

GOOD MORNING, J*RKS >:

WhiteRat Jul 10th, 2016 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 771330)
GOOD MORNING, J*RKS >:

lol look at this Trump supporter

captain516 Jul 12th, 2016 02:08 PM

You rang?

Babs Sep 16th, 2016 01:55 AM

Man..... this is sad seeing this...

Tadao Sep 18th, 2016 11:48 PM

It's sadder seeing you post.

Tadao Sep 21st, 2016 08:01 PM

RoG, ssince there is no forum for Screen Junkies, you should make a section here. bwahahahahahahaha

:ibapery

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2016 07:01 PM

RIP Misdemonar

Uncle_Sham Sep 25th, 2016 07:09 AM

stranger things?

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2016 06:57 AM

So I was at the Jazz Bar sipping on a locally brewed Wheat IPA, and a woman sat down at my table with her friend.

The place was filling up and there were not many places left to sit. I indicated to her that no one was using those chairs, so it was fine. I imagine I used those noise things from my mouth that we call words to do this. I can't be sure.

She was too pretty.

There is no medication or therapy in the world that will get me used to the idea that I am allowed in the same room as a woman that is too pretty.

I noticed that she was acting awkwardly. Fuck. Years of self-doubt returned and I spent the next half hour staring into my drink or getting odd returned looks from the band and bar staff.

Finally the too pretty woman and her friend left the bar. I sighed into my beer and my brother leaned in and whispered to me an apology:

"Hey. Sorry that was so awkward. She asked me out earlier this year but I freaked out because she is too pretty. Then I immediately started dating my ex the next day. I guess she isn't over it?"

And that is why I murdered my brother, your honour.



Thinking of you all here at I Mockery Dot Com.
- Pubbles.

SuperYuriGagarin Oct 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM

does this dump not even come back online for halloween?

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2016 07:31 PM

lol Forum isn't even on the main link banner anymore :(

captain516 Oct 7th, 2016 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperYuriGagarin (Post 771371)
does this dump not even come back online for halloween?

Try again in december. Free gifts bro!

Babs Oct 10th, 2016 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771359)
It's sadder seeing you post.

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! The King...... is back

Esuohlim Oct 12th, 2016 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 771372)
lol Forum isn't even on the main link banner anymore :(

:lol

pack it in, fellas

Esuohlim Oct 12th, 2016 08:02 PM

guys i'm having a child in january :(


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